User:MewSeeko





This is MY user page. Only I will allow myself to be editing this page. 😝😝 Now cmon, who else is gonna take the bait?

People that already fell for it:

Memofang, HumanGuyPerson

The cliche "About Me"

 * I live in Orlando, Florida, USA
 * I am 11 years old
 * IM A FEMALE PEOPLE
 * I got involved with Town of Salem and the ToS Wiki through my brother, who tried the game twice then uninstalled it on steam(xD)
 * I prefer town to mafia, since whenever I'm mafia I always get Mafioso or Godfather
 * I like MY EMPIRE THAT HAS AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF FOOD AND CANDIES (and specially scented candles once in a while for Yami)
 * I'm still in 6th grade
 * I play the violin, in an orchestra, also play the piano since 3 years old, been playing for 8 years.
 * I usually have 7th grade classes, not 6th
 * I have fanfiction accounts -insert Lenny face-
 * I love anime
 * I love Town of Salem (And Terraria with friends)

P.S.- Asian Strict parents, meaning NO dating for the rest of your life boys suck NO playing electronics on weekdays NO sleeping in NO breaking rules NO MOTHER-quack-ING FREEDOM SERIOUSLY WOMAN I HATE YOU!

Choose one role over the other. (Changes when one gets 10 votes then it wins) Jailor Retributionist

Read, and either 1) Repost, or 2) Leave it alone as if it never touched your heart.

 * 99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!

JOIN ME IN MY FIGHT FOR EQUALITY!!!!! "An African-American man walked into a restaurant, whereupon the person at the register pointed to a sign and said, "Excuse me, sir, we don't allow colored people here." The African-American man turns to him and replies, "Excuse me, sir, but when I am born, I am black. While I grow, I remain black. When I'm cold, I'm black; when I'm hot, I'm black; when I'm sick, I'm black. And when I die, I will still be black. When you're born, you're pink; while you grow, you turn white; when you're cold, you're blue; when you're hot, you're red; when you're sick, you're green. And when you die, you will turn purple." The African-American paused for a second to let that sink in. He turned to leave, but before he walked out the door, he turned back to the clerk and told him, "Think about what I just told you, and ask yourself this; which one of us is really colored?"
 * Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Squintz, Honeyshine, PJOfan4evaGreekgeek, Pokegirlandthorn, EmeraldDragon1, Jallybwan, MewSeeko
 * Be optimistic... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
 * What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
 * I have PMS and a gun... now, what were you saying?
 * A friend will visit you in jail; a good friend will bail you out of jail, and a best friend will be fighting you for the top bunk.
 * They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
 * It's always the last place you look. Well of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
 * When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
 * You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months. But when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
 * Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
 * He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
 * Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
 * Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge; others just gurgle.
 * If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
 * There's a light at the end of every tunnel; just pray it's not a train.
 * Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
 * When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep; not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
 * Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
 * I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
 * Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
 * You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
 * I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
 * OK, so what's the speed of dark?
 * It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
 * Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
 * Normal people worry me.
 * The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
 * I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down...
 * The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
 * We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
 * Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
 * I'm not a complete idiot; Some parts are missing.
 * Stupidity killed the cat; Curiosity was framed.
 * They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
 * If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
 * Don't steal; the government hates the competition.
 * I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
 * When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
 * Success only occurs in private; failure happens in full public view.
 * Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
 * The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
 * When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
 * You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.
 * War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
 * Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.
 * I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. And I'm certainly not going to be the first.
 * Kids are the future. Be afraid; be very afraid.
 * Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
 * Keep on talking; maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.
 * It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
 * If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
 * When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
 * If you can't convince them, confuse them.
 * Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.
 * Out of my mind. Back whenever.
 * The trouble with life is there's no background music.
 * I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
 * I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!
 * Save trees: don't do homework.
 * When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes!
 * Here's a good motivation! - Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!
 * Chinese Proverb - An elevator smells very different to a midget.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER;

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE; "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION; "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC; "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC; "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT; "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY; "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS; "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM; "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA; "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER; "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY; "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE; "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION; "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY; "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ; "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING; "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE; "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP; "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR; "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT; "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS; "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS; "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM; "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE; "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

This is sweet...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and tells her:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you are my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Kids Are Quick:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's 'H to O'.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I love this kid)

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher?

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it. (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.

Now, if you fell for it (I know you did!), copy & paste this into your profile. MWAHAHAHHAA!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom; don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout "AMEN!".

5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks; once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

7.Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk; see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Put Mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!".

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!".

17. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

18. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

19. Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity;

Copy and Paste this to make people who read bios smile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

THESE ARE ACTUAL INSTRUCTION LABELS ON CONSUMER GOODS...

On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (You can't tell me what to do!)

On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Oh, crap...)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Frozen food for thought)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (NOW you tell me!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (You don't say?!)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I have a schedule to keep, you know)

On Boots Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Didn't we outlaw child labor?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (NO... WAY!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. (Que?!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other uses." (Which would be...?)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Sheet just got real!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (I blame the parents for this one)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Why do we have to address this directly?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat it?! WHAT ABOUT US ASIAN CHOPSTICKS?!)

On Bath Salts Directions: Put in water. (Fffffuuuuuu...!)

On Brownie Mix Directions: Preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat. (What if I don't trust my own cooking?)

Mattress: Do not attempt to swallow. (I don't even know how this is possible)

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Sentence; the electrical chair)

A sign on a Telephone pole: Do not post signs. (I hate hypocrites)

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required. (Some assembly required? What, does it need batteries, too?)

On earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe. (Oh good, I thought it was just going to be another warning about cancer!)

On Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap. (Nah, I'll take my chances)

On a Life Saving Device: This is not a Life-Saving Device. (Irony at its finest)

On a Shark Vacuum Cleaner: 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning. (Like that gasoline...?)

Various Computers: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue. (A hammer might be more effective)

On the Japanese GameCube: Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury. (Well... if you say so...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (So... is it the right product??)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (I'll take 500 for stupidity...)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (Okay, scratch that. I'll take five hundred on dumb people)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously... you tested it on insects, duh!)

A cardboard sun-shield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sun-shield in place." (Can you say "oops" before we crash?)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (I have a doctor's note...)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (So what am I supposed to throw, the monitor?!)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (A human's ingenuity...)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh... Sorry kids, can't play in there anymore...)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snow-blower warns "Do not use snow-blower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snow-blower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Don't tell the wife...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (How long did it take for them to figure that out?)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Hear that, rednecks?)

A rock garden; "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (I beg to differ)

Wet-Nap: Tear open packet and use. (And then...?)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (So many details...)

On a bag of Marshmallows: "Flammable" (What? (Holding out marshmallow over a fire))

Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children. (We need to straighten our priorities out. Wait, I just realized I don't have priorities...)

Candle: Warning: A burning candle is on fire. (Good to know...)

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (I'm on a tight schedule!)

McDonald's Coffee: Warning! Drink may be hot! (Oh, really?!)

Arm & Hammer Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets. (OH, REALLY?!?!)

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado. (... um...)

Matches: WARNING: Contents may catch fire. (They oughta...)

Toilet Plunger: Do not use near power lines. (Um... okay?)

Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts. (Since when?!)

Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (Yeah, that's what bleach is for!)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Shout "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want; say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask: "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic; they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

ONCE AGAIN RANDOM QUOTES - When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
 * It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

- After wrecking your boss’ car.

- One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
 * Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
 * Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
 * If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
 * No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.
 * When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.
 * Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
 * Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
 * Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. (I'M A GIRL)
 * Never hesitate to reach for the last soda or the last slice of pizza, but not both; that’s just greedy.
 * If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
 * It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
 * Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
 * The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.
 * There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men’s gymnastics. Ever.

'''I DON'T BELIEVE YOU READ ALL THIS!??! REALLY?!! YOU'RE IMPRESSIVE! (theres more to come, baby)'''

(P.S. My birthday is July 6th. Lets see if anyone cares enough about me to say it when it comes 😭)