Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-35282881-20190325200535

It gets stabbed

I wish for a puppy that is bulletproof, does not bite nor run away nor become a meal for any organism, is immune to shedding and toxins/poisons, does not manifest into a furry at random, and has fur upon its body, tasting quasi shit. The good boi is also a canine Chad and grows to be a successful lawyer, and does not spiral into systematic entropy nor gets stabbed.