Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31700973-20171111080656/@comment-33307078-20180206194914

SalemMurders wrote: ToS in a nutshell

(Scene 1)

Mafioso, SK, Arso, and Investigator all goto same house.

Crusader: Alright, that guy has a machine gun, that one has a flamethrower, he has a knife, and OH MY GOD, HE HAS A LOOKING GLASS, HE MIGHT SHANK MY TARGET WITH IT. (kills investigator)

Mafioso: Hey Crusader

Crusader: Hey

Mafioso: Imma just go kill ur target that a-ok with you?

Crusader: sure, go ahead.

Arso: Can I douse this house, Crusader?

Crusader: Mafia already tried to kill the guy in here, but its cool.

Arso: Alright then, I give up and will then go back to sleep instead of just choosing to douse someone else.

SK: hey Mafioso and Arsonist, after we kill this guy, wanna come for coffee?

Mafioso: Sure

Arso: Nah, im tired

(Scene 2)

SK: yo Mafioso.

Mafioso: Ye?

(SK kills Mafioso)

Mafioso: Oh no, i died, i give up.

Doctor: I got you fam.

Mafioso:Thanks dude.

(Doctor heals it)

(Plaguebearer walks in)

PB: here, get infected.

SK: Noice.

Doc: Alright.

Mafioso: K.

(WW walks in)

WW: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(all in the house but mafioso and the WW dies)

WW: ummm....

Mafioso: Akward.

WW: Yeah, imma go now.

Mafioso: You not going to try to kill me again.

WW: Nah, 3 dudes is enough.

Mafioso: K, bye.

(Scene 3)

Godfather: So, what happened?

Mafioso: Nothing, just an unkillable monster that destroyed everything but me because a doctor healed me from a SK attack but then he died and i somehow also survived the WW.

Godfather: So... nothing. Anyways Consigliere, whats Bill;s role?

Consigliere: Umm he died to the Crusader, but Investigator.

Godfather: K, Janitor clean the Crusader's target.

Janitor: He didnt di-

Godfather: DO IT!

Janitor: K.

(will edit later)