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The Illuminati is a fake joke. It was an organization created by Sondz1911, and significant members are as follows: Yami riku, HAWAIIANpikachu, and ZedKiller13.

Later on, there was a disupte over whether or not the symbol should include an eye or a foot. This led them to chaos, and soon they split into the two important parties we know of today: Republicans, Communists, and Fascists.

Yes, I said two. Because Fascists aren't a party. They're simply a knock-off diaper brand that was mentioned above, since I was drunk and having some tequila at my desk.

(ALL ORIGINAL CONTENT; I REGRET NOTHING)