Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31953669-20171103110230/@comment-31540897-20171122003347

Addfire wrote: Addfire wrote: Okay, I've got a theory...

And not just any theory...

I think this is F A C T.

SpicyJusticeLass, shorthand Spicy, original name SpicyBoiFelix, was the one to kickstart the creative writing movement on the wiki. This spawned many stories, with many people writing stories... but something doesn't sit right.

Could it be... that Spicy is actually Satan, and that the other story-writers are the fallen angels?

Lucifer's big problem was arrogance. He wanted to do things that God disagreed with. That God found invalid.

Obviously, none of the stories are canonical. BMG describes the stories as invalid, most likely.

Spicy was prideful enough to publish stories that BMG found invalid.

When Lucifer rebelled, he got other angels, other servants of God, to rebel with him.

Spicy got other people to write stories, including moderators and staff of the wiki – servants of BMG.

But that isn't the lynchpin in this theory.

The lynchpin?

Spicy's tag.

He's the Fallen Consigliere.

Consigliere: the right-hand man of the mafia.

Lucifer was one of the highest-ranking servants of God.

The Fallen Servant. The Fallen Angel.

Spicy... is Lucifer.

T H E O R Y   C O M P L E T E This one. This one's true. Okay, in all seriousness, it's true.

So like, all of you shut up and just accept Addfire as your new Theoriser. EVEN THOUGH I am still officially a theoriser.