Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31900968-20180424002119/@comment-31900968-20180427205204

This is my theory: To get 1+1, you have to go through a long, hard process. There are 3 symbols in 1+1. 1, + and 1. 1+1+3 = 5. 5 explains the pentagons numeric value, which is 5. The amount of people working in the pentagon is 17, so 17 - 5 = 12. 1+1+3+12 = 17. 17 is a prime number, and has two digits. There are 21 two digit prime numbers, discluding 17. 21 - 17 = 4. 1+1+3+5+12+4 = 21. 21 is a meme. Meme has 4 letters. In french, meme is prounounced "meh-meh". Two pronunciations. 2x4 = 8. 1+1+3+5+12+4+8 = 29. Going back to french, french has 6 letters. 1+1+3+5+12+4+8+6 = 35. Going back to the pentagon, pentagon has 8 letters, while it has 5 sides. 8 + 5 = 13. 1+1+3+5+12+4+8+6+13 = 48. 48 is a cool number. Cool numbers should really be cool. Every number that is cool gets divided by 7. 48/7 = 6.85714285714. But to keep it simple, most mathemagicians round it to 7. And yes, mathemagician is a real thing. Search it up. 1+1+3+5+12+4+8+6+13+7 = 55. Speaking of, mathemagician has 14 letters. 1+1+3+5+12+4+8+6+13+7+14 = 69. 69 just so happens to be a cool number too. 69/7 = 9.85714285714, rounded to 10. 1+1+3+5+12+4+8+6+13+7+14+10 = 79. You also have to add 1 whenever dealing with a 69, confirmed by multiple mathemagicians. 1+1+3+5+12+4+8+6+13+7+14+10+1 = 80. Finally, confirmed by every mathemagician that exists, you have to divide the end of every equation by 11.4285714286. 80/11.4285714286 = 7. Therefore, the REAL answer to 1+1 is 7.