Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-39279656-20190510215844/@comment-39279656-20190520100403

E: KIRBY. ALL OF THEM. *wild childlike screaming*

What is an expiration date on food?

A: Something that you should listen to if you don't want to throw up

B: A bullshit arbitrary date made by stores to get us to buy food faster

C: The reason world hunger exists

D: OHH MOMMY I WANT THE SKITTLES! No son, those are expired. OH BUT I CAN EAT THEM NOW WOW LOOKIE! *steals skittles and eats them right there* Suddenly... F B I O P E N U P ! Oh god now you made my son mad... I'M GONNA FUCKIN RAINBOW VOMIT

FBI tasted the rainbow.

Little Jimmy was banned from the server. Reason: Stealing, Swearing, Manslaughter.