Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-32994909-20171211175240/@comment-33669539-20171218124157

For those of you who don’t know, Rub Some Bacon On It is a song by Rhett and Link, here are the lyrics (notice the similarities)

911 what’s your emergency

I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally

Do you have some bacon

Bacon?

Bacon that’s right

I have bacon left over from dinner last night

Rub some bacon on it

What?

On your hand, just do it. Rub some bacon on it.

That’s all there is too it?

(Nods)

Rubs bacon and the birdhouse falls off

What if I drop my phone?

Rub some bacon on it

Or encounter my clone?

Rub some bacon on it

I get mononucleosis

Rub some bacon on it

My nude pics get posted

Operator gets up with 3 backup dancers

Rub some bacon on it

Rub some bacon on it

Rub some bacon on it yeeaaahhhh

My house gets foreclosed

Rub some bacon on it

My cat explodes

Rub some bacon on it

I wake up in a trunk

Rub some bacon on it

My friend goes steampunk

Rub some bacon on it

I meet real pirates

Rub some bacon on it

There’s an awkward silence

Pause

I say something unintentionally racist

Rub some bacon on it

I’m an adult with braces

Rub some bacon on it

I can’t swim

Rub some bacon on it

I’m visited by Mr.Timn

Starts singing again

Rub some bacon on it

Rub some bacon on it

Rub some bacon on it yeeeaaahhh

'''Operator opens a mini grill cooking bacon, gets an idea and builds a bacon bot. Bacon bit now opens a bacon hotline. Other person sees and calls.'''

Bacon Hotline, what is your problem?

What if I feed the troll?

Rub some bacon on it

I’m attacked by a narwhal

Rub some bacon on it

The apocalypse started

Rub some bacon on it

I think I might’ve shared...

Bacon bit joins singing with operator

Rub some bacon on it

Rub some bacon on it

Rub some bacon on it yeeeaaaahhhh

The video is on YouTube, check it out