User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Ghosty talks: Peeing

I'm pretty sure we all did this once. Wanted to see me talk about peeing? Well, URINE luck. (Pun meter has risen by 1). Didn't like the joke? That PISSES me off (Pun meter is at 2). Okay, I'm done.

We all did this once, we go to sleep when we were little and then you would mysteriously wake up in the middle of the night, and feel your pants and bed wet, and smell what you know you've done. And you're like "Oh s**t"

I used to have an accident when i was in the first grade. I asked my teacher to used the bathroom, and she said "No". Like, really. When a kid raises their hand to use the bathroom, they're not asking you to go, they're WARNING you they need to go.

And you can guess how I solved my bladder problem in class...

You think that's the worst that could happen? We had a tornado warning, and I was helping a kid who got a back injury, and that teacher said "Leave me be. He can handle himself."

Me: BRUHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyway, I've had a few accidents, and because of this, I was forced to use the bathroom before I go to bed. Let's be fair: this happens to all of us. One of my friends still piss their bed to this day, and they're thirteen. LOLS.

So, as I was saying, I would end up pissing the bed so much that I had to go to the doctor. I think they were "urine supression"? I don't really remember.

Lesson: If you piss you bed, go to the doctor. There's a pill for that.