Thread:Rocketlauncher22/@comment-29711200-20160922031821/@comment-33161724-20161109130328

(this is kinda like a joke XD)

Godfather: Engage this little mother hubbard.

Mafioso: Yes, sir! FOR THE MAFIAAAAAAAAA-

Narrator: This bastard is the Mafioso. The pawn of the Mafia, the underdog with a gun. Suffice to say not many metaphors describe him, for he is not the ordinary man. Weapon of choice? The Tommy Gun. A Mafia classic.

He sneaks into houses and discreetly dispatches the Godfather's targets.

Mafioso:(Kicks down the door) THE GODFATHER SENDS HIS REGARDS!!!

(cue barrage of gunfire)

He is a good hand when it comes to murder.

Mafioso:(kicks the body to make sure it's dead)

And he always leaves his mark.

(The Mafioso puts down a death note that says "Ayo you're dead XD XD GG Mafia win no RE")

The Mafioso is the Godfather's hands and feet. Assuming those hands and feet had guns.

In the rare event that the Mafioso is unavailable...

(cue Escort walking into the Mafioso's house. Comical hearts are flying out of the house)

The Godfather will seek the kill himself. Being the Godfather, he's much more experienced.

Godfather: (kicks down the door) The Mafia sends their regards.

(cue barrage of gunfire)

Yes, the Godfather is the one that leads the Mafioso into the dark war against this town. But there is hope.

(Day time. The Godfather's body is dead with a note that says "GET OFF MY LAWN")

In the rare event that the Godfather "is unavailable", the Mafioso gets a sudden kick in the arse.

(Mafioso gets kicked onto a pillar that says "Godfather")

And while there is no Mafioso left for him to lead, at least he now has night immunity.

(Shield falls onto the Mafioso's head.The Mafioso is unconscious.)

Congratulations! You have been promoted!

But let's say that there is no Mafioso to take the Godfather's place.

(Cue giant floating hand playing "Eeny Meeny Miny Moe" with a Janitor, a Consigliere, and a Forger)

Then one of the other members will have to guide the Mafia from a Mafioso's chair.

(Giant hand picks the Consigliere. The consigliere now has a gun)

Thus ends this brief introduction to the Mafioso, the backbone of the killing faction known as the Mafia. Until next time, this is Venera signing off!