Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190816061956/@comment-34703140-20191006052350

Sheit this boutta die

Me: who would win, a Rubik cube, or a ninja?

My sister: da Rubix cube!

Me: correct, but how?

Sister: because when da Rubix cube is solved, it shoots out a lyaser and kills da ninja!!

''Naruto walks back into the arena, awaiting another epic battle, but when he walks in, all he finds is a small, ordinary Rubik cube. Will it spring to life, armed to the teeth with armour and magic? Naruto walks a little closer. Nope, seems like a normal Rubik cube. He decides to try and solve it while waiting for his next opponent. However, it doesn’t lead to much entertainment as he solves it in just a few seconds. Naruto puts it back down as the ground begins to shake. Suddenly, the blocks of the Rubik cube fall apart, revealing a massive laser gun. Before Naruto could move an inch, a laser pierces a large hole through his chest.''

RubikJohn Wins!

Who would win is the better host, a duck, or a potato? TLHP Quacc