Board Thread:What happens in Salem/@comment-35195751-20190424194058

Huh... it's been a while since I posted a Wood-elo game here... honestly I've been taking a little break from TOS.

I got on, and shortly ran into one of this game... not sure whether to feel nostalgic or annoyed by this point.

Welp, to Ranked we go (Also Plat if that matters)

Some guy in the chat names himself "Ratigan" and quotes the ENTIRE BARTHOLOMEW SPEECH from "The great mouse detective" (Disney movie)

I name myself Hungry Cat, and get bodyguard

By sheer coincidence, we end up next to each other

Me: Oh look, I'm next to you >:)

Ratigan: (Still quoting the movie)

Me: ...I'm just gonna eat him ok?

---The next morning---

Ratigan is dead (Role was Jailor -.-)

Me: What? I was hungry!

Random Guy: Lets vfr Hungry Cat

Town: (Vfr's a random guy named Jibbles instead)

Jibbles: I'm Witch, you should lynch Ratigan, he's mafia

Me: ...Jester alert

(We lynch him anyway)

His role was Mayor

...

It was at this point that I remembered why I took a break from TOS

...

Well anyhoo. I realize that disguisers are a thing and decide to guard a random

The next day, people decide to vfr me

Me: I'm BG, heres my will

(Gives it)

Town: Why dafuq didn't you guard the Jailor?!?

Me: ...he never claimed, he was quoting a movie

---I get pardoned in a tie vote---

Random dude named Sammy: WTF guys, he's so obviously the Godfather!

Sammy has revealed themselves as the Mayor

The day instantly ends -.-

---One day later: I'm killed protecting my target---

Sammy: Lol, Disguiser.

SomeGuyIHaven'tIntroducedYetNamedRandy: If he was disguiser, and the Mayor dude was disguiser, then I must be confirmed Escort

Sammy: Oh yeah thats right, lets lynch the other escort claim

(Just eating popcorn and watching at this point)

Town: Wait, that makes no sense (Stonewalls Sammy's voting)

---Laterz---

After a time skip

Sammy dies to SK and FINALLY realized I wasn't disguiser

There are 3 people still alive and 1 is mafia

The good news is that one is a transporter.

Transporter: Ok, (Obvious Mafioso) is the Mafioso

Investigator: Nice try. I investigated you and you were Vig/Vet/Maf

Transporter... because I transported myself with the mafioso

Mafioso: Nice try bud, I transported myself and (dead guy) last night

---They vote up the Transporter---

Transporter: ...You know transporter wins in a 1v1 with the mafioso right?

Mafioso: He's just trying to trick you!

---Transporter is pardoned because everyone forgot to vote---

Day ends

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Epilogue: The Transporter won, but not without great damage to my sanity 