Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-37294913-20190523031927/@comment-39279656-20190610214142

Wish granted, Pornhub goes out of bussiness and angry losers arrest you because why not.

I wish I could kill my nieghbors dog. First I would hang it up my its throat, and slice slowly, to deafen its cries, while still feeling the slow dripping of the warm, warm blood onto the floor. Then, I stick the wet knife into the open chasm of it throat... spilling the rycin inside. Finishing the job, I throw the body off the balcony into the bushes and let nature work its way until it fuels the enviorment, erasing my sins. But really, I have commited none to begin with.