Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32994909-20180408201545

(try and make a tune for this in your head)

Why does shit always happen on my teams?

I have all the bad luck, it seems.

Sometimes Vigilantes random shoot, and kill the Jailor. Always when I am town!

But when I happen to be a member of the Mafia, my Consigliere gets shot down!

Who does the jester haunt, when I am the Godfather? Of course, my Framer!

Who does the jester haunt when I am just a Sheriff? Of course, the revealed Mayor!

I know I should keep my patience, but it's kind of hard when...

My Godfather sends me to the confirmed Veteran, here and then!

No matter how much I beg, these idiots don't know how to play!

It's like they just select their target, and for the rest of the night they are AFK!

When I was Godfather, the Witch was MvP. Although he didn't carry! He was actually MvP for town!

He controlled me to kill all of my own Mafia! To this day, that game still makes me frown!

When Werewolf mauls the revealed Jailor, he kills two Doctors, a Lookout and a Spy. I think to myself, hey! That's not that hard!

So when I get Werewolf, I attack the revealed Jailor. But he got only one visitor: a fucking Bodyguard!

Do you see these Retributionists, reviving the Jailor everywhere?

But when you're Town, TS is a fucking Medium! Oh, how fair!

I have had countless fights in the dead chat, telling my stupid teammates off,

Most of them don't even listen, they usually just log off!

So much salt, sweat and anger, is because of this damn game!

I probably should take a break today, before I go insane! 