Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-32185750-20170625012932

Role Name: Ash

Abilities: Can deal a Basic or a Powerful Attack each night. A Basic Attack costs 1 Shotgun Shell. A Powerful Attack costs 2 Shotgun Shells. If he attacks someone with a Necronomicon, convert 1 random Town Member into a Deadite (Coven aligned Serial Killer).

Attributes: Deals a basic attack to anyone who visits him. Breaks one liners at the beginning of the Day.

Sheriff: Your target is a badass motherfucker.

Investigator: Your target could be a Badass, an Asshole, or a complete Retard.

Consigliere/Witch: Your target likes Boomsticks, Chainsaws, and One-Liners. They must be Duke Nukem- er, I mean Ash Williams!

One Liners:

Thank you for shopping at Ass Woopings Are Us. 

Groovy!

 Hey, nice face! Let me fix it for you!

Your pain, my gain. 

Whoa! Where you born that ugly? 

Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless. 

Lái ná xiē ba (Come get some in Chinese)  