Thread:360NOSCOPESWEG (Jim Holden)/@comment-28781851-20160805061603/@comment-27398195-20160829064004

360NOSCOPESWEG (Jim Holden) wrote: Rexanator3000 wrote: Wait Wut?
 * Rex runs the calculations of the distance between Australia and the United States, converts it into meters, and then divides that by the speed of sound multiplied by 12 and realises that it will take 45 minutes for Jim's hand to get here, which, obviously faced with the fact that Jim's body is not going mach 12, has clearly been ripped off of the rest of his body, and Jim rolls around on the floor, bleeding profusely from the lack of a shoulder socket. Meanwhile, Rex moves to the other side of the room after grabbing some drywall to prepare to fix the damage Jim's fist will cause when it goes through his house right through where Rex was before.* You can't logic your way out of this. You know why? I am a walking rock of Germanium that is basically immortal and can do anything without damage. You may ask, "Germanium isn't that hard to break, so why are you not like other blocks of Germanium?" Well... Long story short, I won a game of chess with the Grim Reaper.

*Pulls out chessboard*

FIGHT ME!