Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-39165822-20190625061214/@comment-32576568-20190707192358

The Crusader walked into the house. CuteButDeadly, aka the Sheriff, saw him immediately and ran upstairs. He found his notebook from which he recorded the information he got from interrogations and wrote, "I knew it! The moment I took down that Hypnotist with my information, I knew they would come for me! Whoever finds this, I was taken out by the Crusader from 26th and Pillsbury!" Two seconds after he set down the notebook, the blanket from which he was hiding underneath was thrown away and he suddenly had a golden sword pointed at his throat. The Crusader shoved the sword straight through the Sheriff's skull, creating quite a mess. What the Crusader DIDN'T know, though, was that the very moment he killed the Sheriff, a Strongman Town Vigilante kicked down the door to the room, carrying a fully-loaded Saiga-12. "H-how did you know I was here?!" The Crusader said, in shock. "I had some help from the neighborhood Lookout. He watched the entire scene and called me. Lucky he told me where to go, or I would have ended up at your house, only to find you weren't there," the Vigilante replied in a cold voice, shotgun aimed right at the Crusader's head. "You're probably thinking, 'I'm Bulletproof! That thing can't hurt me.' Well, guess what? I'm a Strongman." Those were the last words the Crusader ever heard before dropping to the floor.