Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-32994909-20171211175240

[Key: normal text = Jailor, italics = Mayor.]

[Phone Call]

''Evening, it's the Mayor, what's your emergency? ''

Jailor here, I executed a townie, accidentally.

I need a Guide to master the Town of Salem game.

''I see. The town has a surv claim, right? ''

There was a surv claim who confessed in jail last night.

''Lynch the surv claim. ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">What?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Tomorrow morning, just do it. ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Really? That's all there is to it?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Yep. ''

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">The surv claim was lynched -  they were the Godfather and town won the game <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Jailor pauses and starts thinking… <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:12pt0cm;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">What if I visit the Vet?

<p style="margin:12pt0cm;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:12pt0cm;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Or the Mafioso claims Ret?

<p style="margin:12pt0cm;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:12pt0cm;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if I’m an Executioner’s target?

<p style="margin:12pt0cm;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Or if I take a Jester’s hit?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border-width:1pt;border-style:none;border-color:windowtext;padding:0cm;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if I’m set on fire?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Or if I’m actually Survivor?

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">Mayor gets out of his seat and starts dancing

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh theeeee… survvvvvv claimmmmmm… yeahhhhhh! ''

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if I’m stalked by a Tracker?

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Or I’m ambushed by a Trapper?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if a salty player starts to cry?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Or my attack failed because their defence was too high?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if my bluff was bad and failed?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">I am blackmailed.

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sheriff and Serial Killer join the Mayor in the dance and sings along.

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh theeeee… survvvvvv claimmmmmm… yeahhhhhh! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if the Pirate invades my house and loots?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Or the Vigilante random shoots?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if I get constantly blamed?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Or if I get counter claimed?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">What if my ELO is going down…

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynch the surv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">…because of stupid town?

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<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Every single role aside from the Jailor joins the dance and sings along.

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">* ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh theeeee… survvvvvv claimmmmmm… yeahhhhhh! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh the… survvvvvvv claim! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;">''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lynchhhhh theeeee… survvvvvv claimmmmmm… yeahhhhhh! ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">*Song Ends* 

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">…hey, Mayor.

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yeah? ''

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">I usually play Ranked; there’s no Neutral Benign. Will there still be surv claims there?

<p style="margin:0cm0cm0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">  ''<span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;">Of course, my friend. Surv claims… surv claims everywhere… '' <ac_metadata title="[Song] Guide to master ToS"> </ac_metadata>