User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Town of Salem randomness: Role rampage Pt. 1

Ghosty and Desert talk about football in the castle, with Hawaiian and Addfire playing a racing game, and a few other things going on. Randomly, outside, Vert and Shadow are driving a car, and then Shadow accidentally drives into the river and flattens a dolphin.

Vert: I know what I'm having for dinner.

Spicy: I have a question. What's everyone's favorite alignment. I'm--

Ghosty and Desert: Neutral

Add and Sondz: Mafia

Rex and Zed: Town

Everyone starts eyeballing each other fiercely. Spicy gets worried.

Spicy: Guys, don't start anymore dr--

Everyone: NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, SPICY!

Spicy: (Y U gotta be so rood ;-;)

Hawaiian and Sondz get on separate tanks. Hawaiian gets in first. Sondz gets on the tank, and gets hit off by Hawaiian moving his gun around.

Hawaiian: My bad.

Sondz gets in again. They both drive off. Addfire uncontrollable drives a motorcycle to a shop.

Addfire: HOW DO THESE THINGS WORK?

Addfire falls off the motorcycle with it missing the platform and Addfire rolling.

Repairman: What bring you in today?

Rex and Zed are gliding on a parachute to get in a boat. Rex dives too fast and hits the boat and bounces into the water, and Rex gets out

Rex: Could've been worse

Zed hits Rex.

Desert glides his parachute on a hidden, ready to snipe

Desert: This'll be the perfect sni--

Ghosty is uncontrollably driving a fighter jet and is about to hit Desert.

It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up

Ghosty hits Desert as they both take off.

TO THE FIGHT...

in the next part