Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-30158586-20180903033702/@comment-35195751-20180903150851

There once was a Train Conductor, and he would have been a decent Conductor were it not for one teeny problem.

He liked to go really. Really. Fast.

One day this got him into trouble, as he got into a train crash that killed a man.

He was put on trial for manslaughter and sentenced to the electric chair.

However, for his last meal. He requested 1 banana.

He ate his banana and was promptly put on the electric chair.

But when the chair was activated...

....Nothing happened

Now, the crash had happened in a country that had an intresting law. If a prisoner fails to be killed from the electric chair, it must be the will of God that he survive, and he must be let go. So the Conducter is released.

However, he hasnt really learned from last time, so he goes and causes ANOTHER crash, this time killing 2 people

He is once again tried and sentenced to the electric chair, and this time for his last meal he asks for 2 bananas.

He eats the bananas and is put on the electric chair. But when the chair is activated...

...Nothing happens

He is once again released, and wouldnt you know it, he causes a THIRD accident, killing THREE people this time.

He is sentenced to the electric chair, but this time the Executioner has had enough. He decided to to put the conductor RIGHT on the electric chair, with NO last meal.

He's immediately put on the chair, the chair is activated....

...And nothing happens

"B-But how?" the Executioner stammers

And the Conductor replys

"What can I say?"

"Im just a lousy Conductor"