Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-33075715-20180116002640

Summary: You are an annoying but cute rodent who wants to enslave humanity.

Attack: Powerful         Defense: Invincible

Abilities:

-At night, screech at the top of your lungs for food.

-During the day, screech at the top of your lungs for your cage to be cleaned.

-Your screeches are so loud and ear-piercingly annoying the neighbors to the left and right of you jump out their windows, and, screaming with insanity, flee from the town never to be seen again.

-After the first time you drive your neighbors from their homes, you can screech at other people.

-If someone tries to attack you, they will get the message "Wait. You tried to attack an animal? You can't get away with that anymore, jerk!"

-When you screech for your cage to be cleaned, your target will die from the stench of your cage.

-If someone tries to do anything to you or attack you more than once, they will fall in love with your cuteness and become your vegetable-chopping slave.

Goal: Enslave the entire town and kill any who refuse. 