Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-33307078-20171103153631/@comment-27128035-20171108055546

Jailor: So, that's a knife you use for surgerical procedures?

Serial Killer: Of course! Nothing's suspicious about it! Can I keep it in my cell? Please? It's my best friend; I'm not lying!

Jailor: Hmm... Sure! What could possibly go wrong?

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Survivor (Day 1): I'm Survivor! Please don't kill me! I'm not gonna vest tonight!

You have been attacked by the Mafia!

You were attacked by a Serial Killer!

Somebody occupied your night! You were roleblocked!

You have died!

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Remember the old Disguiser?

Bobby: I feel like being a troll right now.

You have been attacked by the mafia!

You have died!

 Bobby the Jester's will  

Charlie the Jester

I wanna get hanged.

~ Charlie

Town: Get the disguiser!!

Charlie (Sheriff): Wait guys, I can explain...

Charlie's famous last words..

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Mafioso: Prepare to die! (aims pistol at Sheriff)

Sheriff: Fear me! I have a gun! (takes out his own pistol)

Mafioso: Oh no, please don't....

Sheriff:  Oh wait... using firearms is against the law.. I can't do that....

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Situation - One witch, Godfather, Mafioso, and Framer, and a Spy.

Witch: Well, it's the end of the line for you, Spy! We win!

Witch: I love games where there is actually a smart mafia!

Godfather is whispering to Mafioso.

Godfather is whispering to Framer.

Godfather, Mafioso, and Framer voted against Witch.

Witch: F this Mafia.

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