Board Thread:Funsies and Randomies/@comment-35195751-20190923221939/@comment-31256456-20190924033628

I have always believed in true facts and honesty. Which is why I will expose a few today. While the others above me attempt to

First of all, OnlyShots uses large amounts of hyperbole in attacking other targets- but OnlyShots has many secrets.

In 2016, OnlyShots was found using their only Vampire Hunter shot to kill a Jester. They failed miserably at doing their job, then quietly backing away after failing to win in the riding of Salem-Easttown. This riding encompases the areas near the University, and since then, the university of Salem has been a tragic case of crime.

Here were the official results:

TheLastHappyPotato: 16,000 Votes

OnlyShots: 500 Votes

Clearly, OnlyShots made a mistake.

However, let's not have this confusion that TLHP is a qualified candidate. In an election for Mayor in Salem, TLHP had a large scandal where they were paid $100,000,000 to reportedly tell the whole town that the Potion Master was innocent. The Potion Master later was found to have killed 50 people, healed murderers in several towns, and have little to no respect for privacy. The Potion Master was later hanged due to suspicions of potential government espionage, murder, and working with criminals.

OnlyShots uses large words with large amounts of ranting, but there are large levels of hypocrisy in the argument. OnlyShots says, and I quote: "AND, AND! Did you know that TLHP tried to hack your information when they don't know anything about hacking? They completely failed at it!" This is true. However, OnlyShots tried to hack TLHP's information to get this plan, or else how would've OnlyShots know? Someone who has malicious intentions and succeeds is more dangerous than someone who has malicious intentions who fails.

Obviously, this means that in this race, friends of Salem, that we only have one choice. Vote for Azumarill.