Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31953669-20171212161628/@comment-25615841-20180114183754

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PREPARE FOR LORD ALMIGHTY ZEUS' THUNDERBOLT UP YOUR ASS, SON. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. DONT CALL ME JOHN, BY THAT HUMILIATING FUCKING CURSE OF A NAME, WHICH I SPECIFICALLY TELL EVERYONE NOT TO SAY, YOU LONG STRING OF EXCREMENTS. IT IS CLEARLY LABELLED, RIGHT THERE, I FRONT OF YOUR LAZY ASS BLIND EYES, TO NOT UTTER, NOT EVEN THINK OF PRONOUNCING THAT DISEASE OF A USERNAME. THY SHALL CALL ME YOUR MAJESTY, LORD OR SIMPLY RUBIK. OR RUBRUB. ONE MORE TIME, DONT YOU LET YOUR MASSIVE MOUTH ONE SLIP THAT'S WORD YOU PIECE OF CRAP.

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--wait it's opposite day so nvm