Board Thread:Townie of the Month/@comment-30105631-20171101150733/@comment-30105631-20171101210721

We aren't nominating squirtle, we're nominating mike!

Oh right, only cheng and mushro fully know who mike is.

Basically, one time I had a dream in which the school took us on a trip to a nuclear testing zone, where it was really hot. I brought along my pet turtle mike. Then, suddenly, as we were leaving, I lost mike. And me and my friend were searching for him, and the school was yelling at us to get back on the bus because the nukes were coming, and the dream ended before we found out whever or not to abandon mike.

poor, poor mike... a true hero among us.