Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31953669-20171211132458/@comment-31953669-20171211155524

I'm my own trainer.

I swim alone against the currents of the world.

I AM THE KARP THAT PUTS ALL OTHER KARPS TO SHAME.

And I will never evolve. Because I've already surpassed any Gyrados to come before or after me.

I AM THE PINNACLE OF MAGIKARP EVOLUTION. AND YOU CLAIM I EVEN HAD A TRAINER?

You truly are a foolish man.