Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-35195751-20181227202935/@comment-36963837-20190107193647

Your honor, if you would please navigate yourself to Mr. Gob47’s profile and place your mouse over the image of Gob47 himself, you would notice that you gain the ability to invert gravity, yes? For a brief moment of time — just enough to perform a homicidal act (if I may add, any amount of time, from millionths of a second to years, gives you enough time to perform any act, including physical harassment on any scale). The clarification for this act, your honor, is from the fact that, in the aforementioned video footage, Gob47 performed a stunt only applicable within the area where the assault occurred. The doctrine is undeniable, you will find, after observing the footage and this document upon the laws of physics manifesting within the Ultimate universe.