Thread:Eggythe9000th/@comment-36963837-20190506150033/@comment-36963837-20190514182503

Alright, human, you know what’s not very nice? Faking to throw the fuccing ball. You make us think you threw it far, only to have us confused out of our goddamn minds for the next 45 seconds. Then all of a sudden LOOK! It’s right there. In your hand. The whole time it was still there. What the hell. You didn’t even throw the ball, you asshat. You think it’s funny? You think it’s funny to torture us, repeatedly, by misleading us into oblivion? “Oh, they’ll learn eventually…” Well guess what, bitch, you aren’t learning shit by seeing us forcibly fall for the same cliche trick, over and over, day after day. Just give us the ball so we can be happy, dumbass. That’s what you got the ball for, for us to be happy with, right?