Board Thread:What happens in Salem/@comment-35195751-20190509204239

I am so sorry about the ending of this

RANKED GAME TIME!

So I get BG

Fire claims jailor day 1

---Day 2---

Oh no, we have a serial killer! They kill a man...

A spy gives a will thats a little shady, claiming they bugged a jailed guy and that Fire was visited, so we put em up

They say they were witched but forgot, and that we are all f***ing re***ds if we lynch

I go with a gut feeling and vote innocent, but he is lynched

He says we all lost, and we are re****ed for voting him

He actually was spy :O

---Night 2---

I get Witched

We try to vote a guy up, but I point out that its a 6v6 at the moment

Despite this, a Doctor claim manages to be voted up (and to be fair, we had a dead TP)

The Jailor was one of the voters -.-

They get lynched despite having a good will (and because there are 6 evils voting)

A guy asks whoever Witch is to Witch the Jailor

I get Witched, and die to the Mafia (not guarding)

(WARNING: The game gets dumb here)

So the next morning, theres a dead mafioso, killed by the Jailor.

Myself and the Spy are dead as well, the Spy got stabbed by the Serial Killer

Dead Mafioso: WHY DIDN'T THE WITCH WITCH THE JAILOR? THROWER!

Me: Actually she Witched me, so a MK might not die

Dead Mafioso: WTF WITCH, WHY NOT WITCH JAILOR

Me: She knew I was BG, and that I'd kill a Mafioso or Godfather when you attacked the Jailor. So Witching me was a better move.

Dead Mafioso: WITCH NEEDS TO GET (deleted for needless profanity)

---THE MAFIOSO NEVER SHUT UP---

While Mafioso is b***ing in the afterlife, Fire (the guy who claimed jailor from DAY ONE manages to pull the ol "I'm the REAL Witch" trick, and the idiots in the mafia fell for it)

Anyhoo the next day the Witch dies to the Jailor, and reveals some INTERESTING information

Dead Witch: Wtf... the SK attacked me twice

Dead Mafioso: REPORTING FOR THROWING, YA B**** HOAGIE!

Dead Witch: Calm down -.- I Witched the BG on me because

Dead Mafioso: YOU COST US THE F***ING GAME, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET ME LIVE!

Dead Witch: Actually thats not even my goal, so stfu

(Witch leaves)

Dead Mafioso: REPORT THAT (cluster of swearing)

Pretty much all the dead people: Just /ignore him -.-

(Note: there are 2 members of the mafia, 1 townie, and 1 serial killer alive at this point)

Anyhoo, we see the role of another dead body while the Mafioso is being Wangsty, and it turns out that THE MAYOR HAD JUST LEFT

(Will: We lost this game, so sad)

All the dead people: LOL The Mayor could have let us win XD

Alive people: We should lynch Magic, he's obviously the Serial killer

(Magic is Voted)

Bill: Wait! Lets vote 12 instead, he's GF

(Magic is innoed unanimously)

(12 is voted and lynched as the GF)

So now there is 1 Serial killer, 1 Mafia member, and 1 Townie remaining

The Townie is a Sheriff BTW

Me: Wow mafia is dumb...

Me: (needs to check some noodles)

---I leave to check the noodles---

---I come back a moment later

I see that the game ended, and that I have +1 WINS?!?

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...

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HOW?!?

TLDR:

Mafia and SK are insanely dumb and somehow lose the 1v1v1 to a Sheriff

Sheriff are OP 