Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-23865306-20190329160353

The napkin only has the ability to preach when it talks. This annoys everyone around the napkin.

I wish for an indestructible napkin that is not on fire and is immune ot not-being-able-to-be-wish-granted'd, as well as being cured from the plague. The napkin is a respected volunteer that is able to speak (but nothing rude, explicit, or sacrilegious) and not be touched.