Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-37294913-20190525044434/@comment-30757827-20190603232326

But i am a spicy nacho and you spit me out.

(Please be more creative. "I am immortal" is so bland and boring. Even if you just say "I chew my way out" that is still 100x better than "I am immortal")

I convince cultists that you hate their god.