Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-35199255-20171026152500/@comment-32994909-20171031201426

The Radio suddenly turned on and Nick Crompton yelled 'England is my city!' The Aliens then misunderstood and thought England was approximately the size of a city, due to this miscalculation, they did not organise enough space in the UFOs to abduct everyone, thus the Aliens abonened the plan, and reversed the effects of the nukes to restore Humanity.