Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-25615841-20190325162720

It loses a beauty contest and thus dies.

I wish for a puppy that is bulletproof, does not bite or run away or get eaten, does not shed and is immune to poison, does not become a furry randomly, has fur on its body, and tastes like shit. Also it's a kanine chad