Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-37294913-20190523031927/@comment-28177062-20190616024028

Wish granted, it had dog shit and gum in it.

I wish for the hat I wished for, which cleans itself, is the perfect size, and grows as I grow. It also functions as a condom, clothes, and an alternate dimension. Also this one doesn't make people kill each other and it can clone itself, so that others can have it.