Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32576568-20180115222459/@comment-25493615-20180122200508

Thatsmuggamer wrote: Smugzy died last night. he was bitchslapped by the Godfather, papercutted by the Forger, stabbed by the Ambusher, shot by a Mafioso, fucked by a Consort, silenced by a Blackmailer, whacked by a Framer, force-drank the Janitor's bleach, Shot himself because of a Hypnotist, dick punched by the Consigliere, and thrown in the trash by the disguiser

If all the mafs were MK.

Volf died last night. He died from natural causes, and by natural we mean that he was murdered. What? Animals kill eachother all the time, so murder is natural! It's tragic, I know, but come on. Something being natural doesn't mean it's good for crying out loud! Seriously, it's not that hard to grasp! Diseases are natural, death is natural, even rape is considered natural! Stop it with that hippie nonsense, natural does not by any means equal "good". Oh, I'm being insensitive? Well at least I'm not leTTING MY CHILDREN DIE OF COMPLETELY PREVENTABLE DIEASES BECAUSE I OPTED TO USE "ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE!"