Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30105631-20161115084559/@comment-30154040-20161119022705

'''Are you ready... for this theory to be DISPROVED!'''

FirePyre wrote: I am already renowned for being the master at proving people are the Illuminati, as Zed Killer, HAWAIIANpikachu, and ShadowxCookie can confirm.

And now I've taken on the ultimate challenge - proving Town of Salem is the Illuminati.

You heard me. It's not part of the Illuminati - it is the Illuminati.

Begin.

So, there are 34 '''*33, it is already wrong. '''roles in ToS, right? 9 of those roles are mafia. 9 + 34 is 43, which will be important later. In the name Town of Salem, there are exactly 13 characters. '''Did you count the spaces? That might not count, but still. '''Friday the 13th. Jason Voorhees has 14 characters in his name. 13 minus 14 = 1 '''Also wrong. it is -1. '''. 1 + 43 = 44.

We are getting closer.

'''Not really. Your math is wrong.'''

The Illuminati triangle has 3 sides, right? Well, 3 x 44 is 132. 132 read backwards is 231, which is 25 less than the amount of numbers in the amount of thread posts in Callack's first "find the secret rule" post '''Not even going to check this. You are completly insane. '''(at the time of this post being updated). 5 x 5 is 25 - we get this 5 from adding the 3 and 2 in 231 together. the 1 goes to the 44, making it 45. '''But... where did the second 5 come from? It didn't come from the 45, because if so, where did the 4 go?'''

25 + 231 = 256, so we can now link it to Find the Secret Rule. But it goes deeper - the current last post on it was made by Callack, and the first post was made by Callack. Callack has 7 letters in his name - I am born on the 7th of December. Me and Callack are now conjoined.

I have 8 letters in my name, and Callack has 7. 8 - 7 = 1. We now have the one last 1 we need to finally put this theory to rest. <- This part is important later

Adding the 1 from 231 to 44, we now have 45. 45 divided by the 5 we got from 2 + 3 = 9. 9 divided by the 3 points in an Illuminati triangle is 3.

So we have now proven that the Illuminati runs ToS, but here's the final nail in the coffin to prove they are one in the same. '''Wait... I thought you said that you would put the theory to rest.'''

Donald Trump has trumped OH OH OH SICK PUN everything, including the US presidential candidacy. We can assume this means he has taken over the Illuminati as well, and is their leader.

'''Where is the proof that the United States is illumi... *ring ring ring! ring ring ring! phone call! phone call!* What is it? *mumbling* Uh-huh? Ok, so Barack Obama just called be telling me the United States is the illuminati, forget I said anything.'''

In ToS there is a role called the Mayor. There are 3 main points proving that the Mayor and Trump are one in the same - both have 5 letters in their name, the Mayor, and Trump, both are the leaders of their communities, and both are really, really stupid. '''Unfortunatly, not all mayors are stupid. '''Three points on an Illuminati triangle, three points proving they are the same.

But, what about that 1 from earlier? Well, the mafia has 1 more addition to it - the spy! No wonder he can hear the mafia talk at night, he is one of them! But, actually, he isn't! The spy has three letters, and there are three points on an Illuminati triangle.

'''That whole paragraph contradicts itself. It is just... I can't.'''

This proves that the Illuminati and ToS are one in the same.

But there is one last thing that you have not yet realised. The one hiding in the shadows controlling it all. The one who thinks we don't notice. The one who doesn't realise we have it all figured out. There are 8 letters in Spy and Mayor combined and 9 letters in the mafia. 8 + 9 = 17, and if we aren't counting the 1 as being used for an extra mafia then it must mean 17 - 1, which equals 16. And guess who has 16 letters in their name?

'''No, there are 8 letters in "the mafia". T, H, E, M, A, F, I, A'''

But guess who has 8 letters in thier name...

Guess who tried to frame someone, but revealed thier secrets at the same time...

FirePyre.

RocketLauncher22

FirePyre is the king of the Illuminati. He has been this whole time. And now that I've figured it out, he'll be coming for all of us, because we know. We need to run. We need to run very far away from here.

RUUUUN!!!