Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33037277-20180403153245/@comment-32994909-20180413143055

John the High ELO Townie: Guys, stop everything. My old account got banned because of Richard reporting me on all of his accounts, and now that I've made a new one, I'm low ELO! I'm gonna be stuck in ELO hell!

Jamal: Don't worry John, being an idiot ain't that bad.

John the High ELO Townie: Really? How so....

Jamal: You don't gotta worry about nothin', you don't gotta carry games. And you always win!

John the High ELO Townie: Jamal... that's not correct...

Jamal: How would you know, stupid? You have a low ELO!

Everyone: laughs at John