Board Thread:Funsies and Randomies/@comment-35195751-20191104021010/@comment-27575896-20191107203951

Well, apparently TLHP told you a solid lie on his way back. Apparently his bruises and his craftsmanship convinced you I was dead. What ended up happening was a confrontation. I was staring out the window during the night after a long day of conning money away from foolish people who decided not to share. It will as then I noticed TLHP in the moonlight, as he cocked a pistol and began walking towards my home. Knowing I didn’t have much time to prepare, as I had left the door unlocked and was in a poor position, I moved myself over to the closed blinds and silently picked up a baseball bat. THLP opened the door and shut some lights off. He knew my routine already, I left three lights on all near each other before I got home. Today however, I got home early. Once the lights shut off and he stepped into the doorway, he was immediately on the ground unconscious. The bat even splintered over his rather confusing attire. After beating him to oblivion, punching, kicking, stomping on his pathetic body, I threw him out onto the street, expecting he was already a corpse. Seems he walked off before you finished him off, Momo. Good on you.

Jally is a different story. I found his already rotting corpse in a bush outside, and had to carry it home to figure out the culprit. Jally was killed with a multitude of stab wounds and bruises around the neck. This wasn’t done by a single person, someone choked him out while the other stabbed him to death. While carrying him, whatever blood he had left inside him leaked out onto me, and I had only started changing my clothes before confronting you all. The two people who have yet to post their pathetic responses, who are hiding in the distance over there, clearly murdered Jally. Both left a confidential piece of evidence on his corpse that proves the two without a doubt.