Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32576568-20180115222459/@comment-33967403-20180204170721

Life died last night. Their house was burned down by Cave Johnson using lemons. We found a will next to their body. "N1 Give Cave Johnson lemons"

We found a death note next to their body "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SPEAK LIFE'S MANAGER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!" Life's role was lemon provider.

The entire town of Salem died last night. Cave Johnson covered their houses in gasoline. The town's role was poor fools who suffered the wrath of the burning lemon.

Cave Johnson died last night. He was killed by poisonous moon dust. Cave Johnson's role was Aperture Science CEO.