Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-29936852-20190406151629/@comment-35051747-20190519155303

Well, Penove really wanted to siege because why not? After many days he contracted Addfire to break down Trump's wall. Unexpectedly, Penove stole everyone's dead memes and added them to his sexy Undertale AUs. He smiled, but it began to attract creepy old men. They smiled like pedophiles and exploded. Penove the Kirby decided to buy cake, but YamiCap Squad arrested Kirby for stealing their hearts. But, outside Walmart, Meta-ton activated Penove's evil basketball jersey. The Jersey ate Mr.Walmart's precious little Beach ball. Then, sans-undertale devoured the living shit out of Egg Guy. Penove came to town and told Egg Guy, who really wanted nachos but he shit on the wall. Is Yellow Trump angry? Then, TheLastHappyPotato ate pant. He stabbed Yellow Trump very sensually until he entered limbo. But that quickly killed the paragraph. ... The Jailor and Bandana-Waddle-Dee bathed in filthy sewage along with Egg Guy! Egg Guy the Crusader is garbage because the Jailor dumpstered Penove's tuna-noodle because Egg Guy tried to stab Eggy. Bandana-Dee is stupid because TheCakeyBoy ate the stoopeed poop from Egg Guy and Egg Guy's Toilet when Egg Guy dieded from dehydration when he ran into the brick wall summoned by the mighty Count E. Jackula. Egg Guy was killed last before the game ended. The Winner of the murder contest wistfully pranced around the dead bodies

(i was going for "wistfully pranced over dead bodies" but okay