User:NoCarbonRequired



Hi there! I am NoCarbonRequired

 ToS achievements


 * All roles won (WIP) HECCING
 * Solo win in all any(WIP)
 * Solo win in all any (April 1st, 2018)

 Vandalism

Write things here, idc what
ok ;) (ko

This is why I drink non-carbonated drinks lmao ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (lol nice)

Play Town of Salem would recommend (Only if you like being.... asSALTed)

BUT HOW TF DID YOU GET THAT GIANT DISTRACTING SPIKE PET ON IT? I CANT READ ANYTHING NOW (if you ned to be able to see stuff when editing, swmessenger, go into source mode (search around on you screen until you see the word source) lol no das not wut i mean haha i mean i cant focus XD (rip you den)ouuuuuuuuch  (get rokt)

Carbon is required  NO >:(

things here, idc what (Well played, well played)

i'm a cheeky bastard GO TO MY PAGE XD you don't have to DO IT NOW OR DIE >:( '''(NUUU!!! NEVER!!!)'''

Carbon is required.Too Make Soda! its The Truth! (STFU)

Salem was here! Now come for my wall. (AHHHHH)

HOIIIIII gob here  (HELLO!)

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET! Your profile now has a pestilence upon it. Dead memes. (I can delete the memes, don't make me...)

(If I write in parentheses* and in bold text, how will you comment? By  underlining?  Using italics? Unbolding and doing  either  of those?)  [Joke is on you, I have the power of brackets, underline, italics, and bold on my side  It's not like I could erase your formatting ] 

oh look a lilypad i shall hop upon it (realizes I can't swim)  (nuuu *jumps in and saves you*)

Wow, thanks for the save! Also I found nemo when I first fell in. What should we do with them?  (ofc, and let's just eat nemo)

when i saw that it said you were behind me i actually looked behind lol (well you obviously didn't look hard enough lol)

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CARBON WILL NEVER BE REQUIRED! JOIN THE NO-CARBON ASSOCIATION AT (800)-290-CARB! (this message is approved by NoCarbonRequired)

Squid man is coming. (WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE)

Do you like knives? (yes hehehe)

You don't mind if I be friends with you? (sure)

I also like blood and creepy smiles. (no, no blood, that's why I use poison, it's far easier to get away with it)

Yo. yos( are cool yes)

Help with meh profile pls... how to put one of those role info boxes? (I'll go add it in) Thanks mate. (np, if i figure out a reliable way to add them in, I'll let you know) Merci, I didn't realize I typed in Benign instead of Chaos AHAHAHAHA good thing you were there. (haha yes, I too am a passive killer)

Basically we're vandalizing anonymously. Time to put a stop. I will reveal that it is me, THE CAKEY BOY and I created the No-Carbon-Association! oh yeah btw I'm the guy that doesn't know how the swim :P also I sliced nemo in half and ate the first part, want the other?? (actually, I can see who does the edits, I get emails) Wow are you SERIOUS? Man, that's new (rip your hopes and dreams)

How would you feel about talking to a sentient knife which is also assosiated with jam? (It'd be heccing cool because I want to know what a knife would think) Marvellous! I'm new to this kind of stuff, and am curious on how that little information box refering to a custom role is created. Would you mind assisting me in my endeavours?  A thousand courtesies, my carbonless friend!  (oof I thought I hit publish earlier) "Your ability failed because carbon is required to make Toast!" (true)

Since you got townie of the month ppl have been here also when did you add Jam to your wins with conditions (as soon as he added me, we woudn't want conflicting reports)

Hi Carbon, do you like oxygen? (yus) C²O  (Why did you choose Dicarbon Monoxide? Also, get that disgusting element off my profile) Problem solved. (Thank you, good sire, thank you)

i see you like Gadolinium [Redacted] (angery)

I FOUND YOU! YESSSSSSS FACE REVEAL EVERYONE!!!

Lookit dis beautyyyyyyyyyyy (...) HEY WHERE DID THE BEAUTIFUL PICTURE GO? there! yall can see him now (I don't need or want random anime pictures bud)  it aint anime it's you !! Last time I checked I wasn't female  Did i find the wrong person? You have really cute hair (yes you found the wrong person, no I don't have cute hair) darnnnnnnnnnnn... THIS TIME I FOUND YOU AFTER COUNTLESS HOURS OF RESEARCH! 1. Your full name is NoCarbonRequired. 2. Your gender is male. 3. Your favorite drink is non-carbonated. 4. You do not have cute hair. AND BEHOLD............ A FACE REVEAL! (HEY DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT) sorry about that, I wanted to broadcast my work all over the WORLD