Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33686221-20170915180814/@comment-27575896-20170922000609

Neither, you ain't my father.

Would you rather be forced to dislocate your arms, legs, and break your fingers in order to avoid being impaled to death/Would you rather jump into a throny rosebush covered in tiny, painful needles?

(You are not getting to choose "or" this time >:) )