Talk:Arsonist/@comment-27427166-20151219163821/@comment-27427166-20160325174255

Looking at this in March, I realize that they updated that page. Turns out they don't take a shower, they just don't clean themselves.

Also, how does the cleaning work?

Arsonist: Oh, now I'm doused. Gonna stay here and let the problem sort itself out.

In the morning...

Arsonist: Well, I'm no longer doused. Turns out being lazy does have a benefit. *douses Shia LeBouf*