Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-2607:FCC8:8D8C:E700:ECCD:E1F0:F839:8588-20180303032934/@comment-26234016-20180306131723

Microwavelover3000 wrote: Addfire wrote: NoCarbonRequired wrote: What a flaker, amirite?

But Addifre, I think I was a beach before. I was just a bit crabby, I fish that you will forgive me. Are you seaing what I'm saying? Because iceee what you guys are saying (I know it's a slight re-use, and I hate myself, but I had to)

(I didn't know anyone else understood that you can't reuse puns :D) ((I already used flake. For future reference, take it to the message [NoCarbonRequired] made on my wall, because this thread's going off-track)) *Grabbing knife* I'll be DEAD serious here, I've been COFFIN so much lately. I'm doing well in geometry as well, especially CEMETERY! I asked my crush if they wanted to go to prom with me, when they said no, I realized it was their FUNERAL. So I decided to BURY the hatchet, and have a BLOODY good time. It took a lot of GUTS to ask anyway. Once I realized that, it didn't break my HEART. (Translation:The next person to make a pun is going to be resting in a body bag. Their families will never speak of them again unless they want to join the fool in the dumpster I will burn their corpse in.)  Quite a GRAVE matter! DO IT ON MY THREAD YOU SON OF A BISCUIT