User blog:Jdnow/Ghosty's Online World rewritten:Desert in Breath of the Wild 1:Arrival in Hyrule

Jdnow:Ok ok! I know that Ghosty was the one who made this, but he gave me permission to do this. Here's proof. Also, here's the original post. Now without further ado, let's get into the memes

GhostyFlareEruption, DesertStorm11, Jallybwan, and Vertroyer were playing a round of Smash Ultimate. It was a team battle, with Ghosty and Vert on team red, and Jally and Desert on team blue. There was a pile of money between them. It was down to just Desert and Ghosty, who had one stock each. Ghosty pulls a smash attack as kirby, and K.Os Desert's Joker butt.

Ghosty:OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH DAAAAAAMNN!

Jally hits the ground in complete idiocy, and Vert jumps on Ghosty

Ghosty:Told you that Kirby was OP as heck Desert!

Desert:Guess so. Well, Something should be arriving for me in a bit.

Vert:*takes the cash* What is it?

Ding dong

Desert answers the door, and sees Addfire with a box.

Add:Oh, Desert, here's your game you hecker. *hands Desert box*

Desert opens the package to reveal a copy of Breath of the Wild

Jally:Seriously!?

Ghosty:How come you have yet to play it!?

Desert:I just haven't found the time to, now I can!

Vert:You hecker.

Jally:Well, me and Vert gotta go. Bye!

Ghosty:Bye!

Jally and Vert leaves as Desert swaps Smash Ultimate for Breath of the Wild.

Ghosty:Can't wait to see you fail.

Desert:WHAT DID YOU SA-

The TV absorbs Desert

Ghosty:Ummmm... What just happened?

Chengsha: Desert. Desert! DESERT!

Desert:5 more minutes mom ...

After a few minutes, Desert finally wakes up within some sort of temple. He sees a blue light and feels some liquid draining.

Desert:Wait a sec.. Where am I, and where the heck are you, you hecker?

Desert looks down at his body

Desert:HECK HECK HECK WHY AM I WEARING MY HECKING HELLO KITTY UNDERWEAR HECKING HECK HECKER!

As Desert searches for some clothes to wear, he accidentally runs into a pestistal containing some sort of tablet.

Cheng: Desert , chill. I can communicate with you telepathically. Just take that  Sheika Slate.

Desert takes it, and by doing so, a door opens. He finds two chests in the next room, containing an old shirt, an old pair of pants, and an old pair of boots.

Desert:I think I'll go outside.

Desert heads outside, and looks on to an amazing view of various hills, a volcano, and in the center of all of it, lies a castle.

Desert:Ohmygod. This looks AMAZING!

Desert tries to go to the castle, but fails to notice the ledge

Cheng:DESERT! NO!

Game Over

Desert(ghost):HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT?! AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HECKER?!

Cheng:I tried to warn you!

Desert warps back to the cliff. And notices a Shy Guy next to a campfire.

Shy Guy:Ah. Finally awake I see.

Desert:Ok. Where the heck am I?

Shy Guy:Well the Great Plataeu! Of course!

Desert:Is there a way off without dying?

Shy Guy:You'd need a paraglider. I'd be happy to give it to you in extange for some treasure.

Desert:Ok!

As Desert scans for a place to get treasure, he notices a small temple.

Desert:YEET!

Desert runs to the small temple, and notices that it's locked.

Desert:HECK! Huh?

Desert notices a small stool thing

Desert:What do I do with this hecking thing?

Stool:Please Scan  Sheika Slate.

Desert:Ok then

Desert scans the Sheika Slate onto the stool thing

Stool: Sheika Slate  Detected. Opening door.

The door opens

Desert:YES!

Desert enters the temple

to be continued