Talk:Pirate/@comment-34797858-20180430222252/@comment-35062632-20180505224928

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 * If your plundering fails, you will receive one of the following messages:
 * Avast! Yer scimitar's slash be stopped by chainmail. Ye lost th' duel! (Scimitar vs Chainmail)
 * Arr! Yer scimitar's slash be belayed by th' bilge rat's backpedal. Ye lost! (Scimitar vs Backpedal)
 * Shiver me timbers! Th' scallywag sidestepped yer rapier. Ye lost th' duel! (Rapier vs Sidestep)
 * Blimey! Th' rapscallion backpedaled away from yer rapier. Ye lost th' duel! (Rapier vs Backpedal)
 * Sink Me! Th' bilge swiller dodged yer shot. Ye lost th' duel! (Pistol vs Sidestep)
 * Blow me down! The sorry sea dogs chain mail stopped yer shot. Ye lost th' duel! (Pistol vs Chainmail)
 * If your plundering succeeds, you will receive one of the following messages instead:
 * Yo ho ho! Th' sluggard's backpedal be nah enough to stop yer shot. Ye won! (Pistol vs Backpedal)
 * Yer scimitar's slash could nah be sidestepped by the landlubber. Ye won th' duel! (Scimitar vs Sidestep)
 * Ahoy! Yer rapier skewered th' scurvy seadogs chainmail. Ye won! (Rapier vs Chainmail)"