Board Thread:Role Ideas (Town)/@comment-26832255-20161102233443/@comment-30187810-20161107204338

What the tarnation did you just tarnation say about me, you little jester? I’ll have you know I graduated at the top of Ranked in Town of Salem, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret jailor to investigator exchanges on the mafia and neutral roles, and I have over 300 confirmed lynchings. I am trained in witchhunting and I’m the top reporter in the entire Town of Salem admin database. You are nothing to me but just another serial killer. I will maul you the tarnation out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this entire game, mark my tarnation words. You think you can get away with saying that flummery to me over the Internet? Think again, tarnation. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the round and your role is being traced right now so you better prepare for the trial, escort. The trial puts the pathetic little thing you call your life in the Graveyard. You’re tarnation guilty, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can get you lynched in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mobile version of the game. Not only am I extensively trained in using bulletproof vests and claiming other roles, but I have access to the entire role list of Town of Salem from the wiki itself and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable victory conditions off the face of the game including the forums, you little flummery. If only you could have known what unholy retribution-ist your little “gee golly” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have janitored your tarnation tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now the match is Godfather against Veteran, you gee golly savant. I will flummery every townie all over you and you will drown in it. You’re tarnation dead, kiddo.