User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Ghosty talks: Thing wrong with British

I am going to offend Jm and Spicy horribly, so if you two are reading this, get out. NOW!

Anyway, we had independence day and such (America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the mother fuckin' day yeah!). HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WANKERS...Well, it's July 5th today here, so ._.

Welp, on to the point. British had some damn fancy clothing, obsession of tea, and other sterotypes.

Friend: Hey Alex, what are the things that come to mind when I say "British'?"

Me: Fancy wankers, pinkys, tea, biscuits, America whopping their ass.

Hey, England. Too bad, my mom is from Greece. We have NO connention with you  well just ignore the fact I talk to Spicy and Jm. I mean, sure. Not all British people are like that, like DanTDM, Ali-A, and other dudes like them. DAN, FINALLY! YOU ACTUALLY STOPPED RECORDING STUPID ROBLOX VIDEOS! I mean, I don't look at every British person and say "Oh hey, Mr./Ms. Biscuit eating, tea drinking person. How are you this fine day?" like that. My best friend is British, and he had his single digits in Canada. So yeah.

I'm not into British girls. I already have a girlfriend. It's coincidence that we both share the first letter in our name, honestly. Like, here's a list of what I'd be interested in:


 * American


 * Canadian


 * Greek


 * Anyone from Asia except Combodia


 * Russians


 * Swedish

Welp, I'm gonna take forever to recover from my words that I have put here.