User:TheRetroPioneer



I mainly look at the Town of Salem Role ideas forums.

I am a human being that lives in the country of America. I started playing the Salem of Town since ~2015, and I own Coven Mode.

HERE ARE SOME JOKES!
Most of these I came up with in my head.
 * 1) Which member of the Coven loves sailing?
 * 2) The Ocean Master.
 * 3) The "can I axe you a question" joke gets old pretty quickly. Whenever I hear somebody say that now, I say something like "you AXEtually said that joke..."
 * 4) I love making jokes, but a lot of the time, nobody gets them—especially when I make puns about countries. I once made a joke about a place called "San Marino", but nobody knew that San Marino was a country, so I was just standing there awkwardly. I've learned that there's Norway people will understand that joke.
 * 5) I would say my joke about the country Andorra, but nobody knows what that is. Hey, people? Andorra is a country smack dab in the middle of Spain and France. I hate it when people don't know their geography. It's a Spain.
 * 6) Again, people don't know that Andorra is a country. If they did know what Andorra was, maybe they'd get my joke that I made about it—that could have gotten a smile Andorra laugh out of them.
 * 7) I once met a guy who said he could juggle knives. He took out 3 kunai knives and began juggling them. I wanted to know how learned to juggle like that, so I asked him: "Kunai ask you a question?"
 * 8) China isn't on the other side of the world—Australia is. That's why they call it "the land down under".
 * 9) What do you use to glue your teeth back together?
 * 10) Toothpaste.
 * 11) "I don't like staying on boats. I get seasick."
 * 12) "Okay then, we can stay on land. Whatever floats your boat.
 * 13) Did you know that taking drugs is like skydiving? You get really high.
 * 14) "Can I axe you a question?"
 * 15) "That's AXE-actly what I thought you'd say."
 * 16) A serial killer walks into a bar and sits down next to a man. "Knife to meet you" he says.
 * 17) I don't have the balls to play sports.
 * 18) Two fish are in a tank. One of them says "how do you drive this thing?"
 * 19) A pirate has a treasure chest he wants to bury. Do you know why he cut his ship in half?
 * 20) Because two halves equal a hole.
 * 21) What are North Korean ladders called?
 * 22) Kim Long Un.
 * 23) Can I axe you a question?
 * 24) Where did fruits immgrate when World War II started?
 * 25) Lemongrad.
 * 26) What's my opinion about Survivor?
 * 27) Survivor is the VEST role in the game.
 * 28) Somebody once that I was a homosexual. He didn't get his facts straight.
 * 29) Where are cans from?
 * 30) CANada.
 * 31) What do people in France love to do?
 * 32) Prance.
 * 33) The Trash Cant but the Pan Can.

Bugs
Some bugs that I don't feel motivated enough to report/they don't really matter too much.
 * Fix the bug where Neutral Chaos roles have their own spot in the "possible roles" role list [Added 2017]
 * FIX THE BUG WHERE DISGUISERS ARE STILL REGISTERED AS ALIVE MEMBERS OF THE MAFIA IF THEY DIE IN A DISGUISE.
 * Remove the thing were Werewolves staying home count as attacking themself.
 * Fix the bug where Pestilence attacks themself [Added 2017]
 * Fix the glitch where a Crusader protecting a BodyGuard that should die protecting a target gets the "You were attacked but somebody nursed you back to health!" and gets counted as healed. [Added 4/7/18].
 * Change the way the game system chooses your role—an exploit can help increase/decrease your chances of getting certain roles based upon your name (I believe in reverse alphabetical order or something about Lobby Order). [Added 4/7/18]
 * Fix the glitch where party members loose the ability to invite if they were promoted and the host changed. [Added 4/7/18]
 * Add something like a warning or notice when somebody tries starting up a game without the Town of Salem fully loading—fix the glitch where you can't vote if the game doesn't fully load [Added 4/8/18].
 * Change Amnesiac's features so you can't automatically become Survivor if you remember Guardian Angel and your alleged target dies that day [Added 4/18/18].
 * Fix the role card's physical alignment with the "Possible Roles" list. [Added 4/21/18]
 * I've been told that certain maps are centered differently. [Added 4/21/18]
 * Edit the "Victory Conditions" subcard space for Classic Mode instead of using the Coven Mode subcard "Victory Conditions" template. [Added 4/21/18]
 * "You know the role of the person who you control" is repeated twice in the Witches Attributes and the Control mechanic description. [Added 4/24/18]
 * Correct the text shown for when you choose a gamemode. (Game Mode Select -> Select Game Mode) [Added 5/2/18]
 * Fix the Merit Point system to where you can earn individual Merit points. [Added 5/6/18]
 * Fix Jester's "Post to Facebook" win message from "haunted one of his guilty voters" to "haunted one of his guilty or abstaining voters." [Added 5/6/18]
 * Change the capitalized letter "G" in Bodyguard's rolecard name to a lowercase "G". [Added 5/10/18]