Talk:Roles/@comment-2235489-20150904084122/@comment-5498154-20150905033901

There's a problem with that.

Depite popular belief, I am not actually an orange.

So by eating me, you would be eating a 14-year-old with a mask stuck on his face wearing headphones for no apparent reason.

The thing I'm getting at here is that I am actually of flesh and blood. Therefore, the Vegetarian would be unobligated to eat me.

(or that's at least what I want you to believe so I don't have to reveal my true identity)

(or something like that)