User blog:Jdnow/Ghosty's Online World rewritten:Desert in Breath of the Wild 2:Shine Mayhem

Jdnow:Hey, maybe you should read part one before reading this. Click this line to see it. Aslo, credit to Ghosty for creating the original GOW series. And here's permission that I can make sequals to part one.  Now, one with the GOWR!

Continuing from where we last left off Desert:YES!

Desert enters the temple

Desert:This is rather small for a temple.

The doors close from behind Desert, and the floor slowly starts moves downward

Desert:Is this an ancient elevator?

A few minutes later, Desert has seemed to arrive.

Desert:What is this place? This is a strang- Huh?

Desert notices another pestistal similar to the one he found when he woke up.

Desert:Ok then

Desert yeets the Sheika Slate at the pestistal, which catches it

Desert:What does it do?

Sheika Slate:Downloading Magnesis.RNE. 75% complete

Desert:NUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP DOWNLOADING STRANGE THINGS!!!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Sheika Slate:Magnesis rune installed. Yeeting back at Hylian Champion

Desert:wot?

The pestistal yeets the Sheika Slate back at Desert, who catches it

Desert:You can't yeet anything at me hec-

Desert gets a block yeeted at his face

Desert:Why the heck does things like these happen?

Desert opens the Magnesis rune, which promts him to select a magnetic object

Desert:Um.... Why do I need this?

Desert is on a platform leading to another pestistal

Desert:Ok..... I guess?

Desert selects a metal slate nearby, and uses it as a bridge to the next pestistal.

Desert:What do you do?

Desert places the Sheika Slate in the pestistal

Sheika Slate:Downloading Bomb.RNE. 69% Complete

Desert:NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOOOOOOPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheika Slate:Bomb rune installed. Yeeting back at Hylian Champion

Desert:Do you mind not ye-

Desert gets the Sheika Slate yeeted back at him.

Desert:Of course. Robots can't think.

Meanwhile in the real world...

Jdnow:Are you sure that Desert just entered the TV?

Ghosty:Yes! Of course I am!

Jdnow:I wonder whe- OH HECK!

Jd notices the game world from just a few seconds ago

TV(Desert):Of course. Robots can't think.

Jdnow:Vert would be very mad if you said that in front of him.

Cheng:Vert would be very mad if who said what?

Jdnow:That robots can't thank. Desert said that.

Cheng:On second thought, where's Desert?

Jdnow:*points to TV*In Breath of the Wild.

Back in the game, Desert has a stone yeeted at his face after geting the Stasis Rune

Desert:Can you please STOP YEETING THINGS AT ME?!

Shigeru Myamoto:いいえ.

Desert:I hate you. Now to see what this i-

There is a gap between the platform he's on, and the next platform. There is also a block on the platform desert's on

Desert:Let's see what this does.

Desert uses stasis on the block, and rides it to the next platform.

Desert:Conveniant. Now where's my Sheika Slate?

???:Installation of the Cryonis rune has been completed. Yeeting Sheika Slate back at Hylian Champion.

Desert:Hecker.

The Sheika Slate gets yeeted at Desert

Desert:Just stop it Hecker. Now what does this do?

Desert accidently boosts himself through the ceiling and meets an anon.

Anon:Greetings. I am Anon#4325. You have completed this shrine granted to you by Yami Riku. In her name, I grant you these 4 spirit orbs. Now, I must log off forever.

The anon yeets Desert out the shrine and into an old church

Desert:What the hecking heck?

Shy Guy:I see you completed it. *hands Desert paraglider* It's time, I reveal myself.

The Shy Guy becomes 50% inverted

Shy Guy:I am Octometaknight, last king of Hyrule before Calamity INB4EDITS Struck.

Desert:Octo, What the heck was this setup?

I'll explain later.

TO BE CONTINUED

Audience:But why Jdnow?

Jdnow:Cuz I Can.