Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-33167183-20180921022734


 * Tries to speedrun game


 * Gets only a single minute above the time I want to get because of a new trick I found


 * Sees some other guy speedrunning it in under 5 minutes


 * Clicks video
 * Video shows monotone pillion voice that I can't here


 * Sees him literally flying through the game


 * Says "WHaT THE tarnation"


 * Checks description


 * Nothing


 * Checks Comments


 * Comment basically shows this small ass thing with him explaining that the feature he was using the skip got removed

UGH tarnation


 * Logs into ToR


 * Uses scroll


 * Gets jackass role


 * Reveals as dev


 * Says "I gotta leave sorry guys"


 * Leaves game


 * cries 