Board Thread:What happens in Salem/@comment-35195751-20181027171257

Yes this is Ranked

So im Exe, my target is Underwater, named myself Chuck Norris

Day one

Brock Lee Claims Jailor

I start spouting Chuck Norris jokes (you know the ones)

Fast forward a lot

Three mafias are dead but theres a Serial killer just killing people

Also jailor exed one of those mafias

So i come up with a will saying Underwater is Framer/Jester/Vamp (I've long since realized the key to winning ranked is to act as irrationally as possible)

UnderWater says that my will is fake, but chat is getting spammed with accusations against possible SKs so no one notices us much

Underwater and a few people say vig needs to shoot me but I say it wont do any good since im Exe

N4: im shot

D5: Underwater was killed by SK (Jestergasm)

Oh wait frick he says HE was vig and shot me... I can make this work

Wait what the heck? some guy (forgot name, lets call him Bill) claims he shot me but I had def (Underwater was not Roleblocked)

Okaaaay well i confirm I was shot but im Exe so I had def

I get voted up

I say I'll work with evils if they inno me since Jailor'll inno anyway

Sure enough Brock lee innoes,and so does a rando guy (not relevant) but I'm guiltied by one vote

I mock them for not reading chat and realizing who my target was

I decide to haunt some afk dude

3 people die, including the last mafia and my haunt target

As soon as the day begins, the afk i haunted calls me some words I had to look up

I worry that I killed the SK but nope he was just the saltiest invest ever

Now class time folks, one of these people is the Serial killer, but who?

John Willard-Some guy who hasnt said a word all game

Bill-The Guy who falsely claimed he shot me

Brock Lee-The guy who claimed Jailor the entire game

Pumi-Confirmed TP

Some invest claim-Some invest claim

The invest claim states that Bill (The guy who shot me remember) was Spy/Bm/Jailor

The rest of the town tries however to get a role out of John Willard

He posts the first night of a Jailor will, that states that the dead BG claimed BG in jail

Brock: Really?

John; Im jailing Brock right now >:(

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The Next Morning

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John Willard was stabbed by a Serial Killer

His role was Jailor

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Lets go over what this means

Jailor never asked for TP/LO in a SK game

Jailor never Jailed a fake Jailor claim, even when NE was revealed

Jailor never claimed jailor until he fell under suspicion

Town didnt immediately lynch that

Jailor jailed the Serial killer and DIDNT EXECUTE HIM despite having 2 Executions

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So after the town lynches Brock (They arent THAT dumb) Sk sadly does not profit from his insane plan

What the 