Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-35195751-20190124024459

One day in Salem

Mayor: And so we find you, to be the Serial Killer. You have been found Guilty

Serial Killer: Wait a second, I'm a murderer, why am I just taking this? (Whips out Blade)

Vigilante: Yeah, and why should I just wait in my house for people to come and kill me at night, I should just SHOOT YOU ALL RIGHT NOW


 * A MASSIVE DEATH BATTLE HAS EMERGED


 * So as you may have guessed, the objective is to vote on who would win in a fight to the death, regardless of who wins using Salem rules.


 * Please feel free to describe how you think the battle should go down


 * After about a week, I'll take the winners, describe what happened (If you did a decent decription, I'll use it) and put them in the next matchup bracket

The Consort attacks the Escort Escort wins easily Consort takes the win

The Serial Killer goes straight for the Mayor The Serial Killer easily murders the Defenseless Mayor The Mayor reminds the Serial Killer why he has so much power

The Vigilante starts wildly shooting at the Jailor The Jailor puts him down with his own gun. The Vigilante proves he is indeed, a Town Killing role

The Witch tries to Control the Vampire Hunter He's Immune to her charms and Stakes her She Forces him to murder himself with Garlic

The Lookout attacks the Spy with his Telescope The Spy dispatches the Lookout The Lookout finally stops the Spy from bugging people

The Medium battles the Ret over mastery of the Dead The Ret is unable to pull himself from his early grave The Medium finally joins the Chorus of the Departed

The Executioner decided to just kill his target the Psychic The Psychic forsees her own death The Executioner is Executed

The Sheriff is finally fed up with the Transporter The Sheriff shoots him The Transporter runs him over with his car

The Veteran and The Werewolf each dare the other to visit them The Werewolf is no match for the silver bullets The Veteran wasn't alert enough to avoid being devoured

The Doctor and Framer attempt to decapitate each other. The Framer paper-cuts the Doctor's head off The Doctor gives the Framer a taste of his own medicine

The BodyGuard made the mistake of visiting the Crusader's Target. The Crusader proclaims him to be the real threat The BodyGuard blocks the shots with his vest to take the win The Crusader shoots him like the other townies.

The Blackmailer tries to silence the Amnesiac The confused Amnesiac remembers his kung-fu The Blackmailer silences them... forever

The Guardian Angel proclaims the Coven Leader to be the AntiChrist The Angel smites the leader of Evil in a fight of Epic proportions The Coven Leader uses the Necronomicon to increase his magic

The Disguiser and the Hypnotist try to trick each other. The Hypnotist doesn't see the Disguiser coming until it's too late The Hypnotist makes the Disguiser think he can fly

The Mafioso finally challenges the Godfather for control of the Mafia The Godfather finally receives his comeuppance The poor Mafioso must obey the Godfather's last order...

The Consigliere targets the weakest mafia member... the Forger The Forger pulls a surprise win The Consigliere goes investigating for his next target

The Poisoner and the Ambusher engage in a slap fight The Poisoner poisoned his hand! The Ambusher is embarrassingly defeated The Ambusher remembers he has a gun and just shoots him.

The Pirate attempts to loot the Potion master's treasury Yarrr, the Potion master be impaled with bullets The Potion master plunders the Pirate O.o

The Arsonist tries to dump gas on the Hex master She fries him He BBQ's her

The Medusa stares down the Plaguebearer The Plaguebearer is too stoned to move The Medusa is sickened by his staring Wait, didn't the PB become Pestilence already?

The Necromancer sends his army of minions to murder the Trapper The Trapper is too slow, and is gorily dismembered, The Necromancer Wins! The Zombies are no match for the Home Alone references, the Trapper wins! The Zombies eat them both and prepare to invade the town

The Vampires gang up on the Jester The Jester shows them the sweet release of death The Vampires add another to their strange number

Pestilence just infects everyone and emerges, the Survivor... ...Is Obliterated ...Somehow murders the God

The Tracker uses his bloodhound to follow the Juggernaut into an abandoned junkyard... The Juggernaut (B***!) demolishes the Tracker... And his little dog too! The Tracker leaves tracks... on his corpse The Dog is the Sole Survivor  