Board Thread:Funsies and Randomies/@comment-35195751-20191104021010/@comment-29779988-20191106213302

Look at you foolish lemmings running around. '''You never saw me coming? PATHETIC.'''

Addfire was the first one on my list of executions. His status was much farther than mine and I- a returning veteran- had a madenning fit of rage over his indulgance of power. I felt the adrenaline rushing beneath my fingers. I left the potatoes as a red herring to throw you all off and completely digress on the subject at the time. Quaccanthrope just so happened to be close to the scene and immediately came to the scene to find Duwiiton discovering the body. He- out of fear of getting blamed for it, blamed Quaccanthrope! His death was easy... '''and very, very painful. '''Because you were all so distracted I hadn't needed to clean up anything.

The Thread Retributionist had been so easy because of days of torture and only began to remember their past 14 days because I foolishly forgot how strong their memories were. Nevertheless, the proof of his torture was removed simply by the man himself and he was driven into a frenzy before attacking Bovajan! He killed them in self defense, all according to my plan to get him framed... and save his death for later. I cackled behind the scenes.

Quaccanthrope caught onto my plans and I needed him to die for it. I had fooled Jdnow into suspecting Quaccanthrope of sinning by getting him to murder him. He tried attacking Bovajan! But my plans did not work and he got caught on the phone. Thankfully he didn't sell me out... '''for now. '''I convinced TheLastHappyPotato to at least take care of Zed when I was too lazy to take out another admin so yeah they actually did do that lmao.

Using blackmail, I set up Rasengan66 to set Sax on fire. It was a wonderful sight and I got LOTS of gasoline spilled as a result they still owe me for. Bovajan was to be next but I killed the damn clone instead. I felt completely berated from it. TheLastHappyPotato was the other clone I ended up having to kill as well. It was a pain to walk home in that- potato...stuff. And then the other one I did fully eat myself. Foolish Jdnow was tricked into killing TOCM when I convinced him to do it and now must pay the consequences. Yami Riku had an easy death because- well that's my secret. TLHP was an easy death and so was Mew's. Uli's death was not intended on my end, but I will enjoy as a whole. Bovajan found out my plan and I had no choice but to show him '''who is in charge.

The user below DARE opposes me?! I think you will be DEAD as I will have KILLED YOU MYSELF!'''