Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-29936852-20190406151629/@comment-30757827-20190522194506

Well, Penove really wanted to siege because why not? After many days he contracted Addfire to break down Trump's wall. Unexpectedly, Penove stole everyone's dead memes and added them to his sexy Undertale AUs. He smiled, but it began to attract creepy old men. They smiled like pedophiles and exploded. Penove the Kirby decided to buy cake, but YamiCap Squad arrested Kirby for stealing their hearts. But, outside Walmart, Meta-ton activated Penove's evil basketball jersey. The Jersey ate Mr.Walmart's precious little Beach ball. Then, sans-undertale vored the living shit out of Egg Guy. Penove came to town and told Egg Guy, who really wanted nachos but he shit on the wall. Is Yellow Trump angry? Then, TheLastHappyPotato ate pant. He stabbed Yellow Trump very sensually until he entered limbo. But that quickly killed the paragraph.

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The Jailor and Bandana-Waddle-Dee bathed in filthy sewage along with Egg Guy! Egg Guy the Crusader is garbage because the Jailor dumpstered Penove's tuna-noodle because Egg Guy tried to stab Eggy. Bandana-Dee is stupid because TheCakeyBoy ate the stoopeed poop from Egg Guy and Egg Guy's Toilet when Egg Guy dieded from dehydration when he ran into the brick wall summoned by the mighty Count E. Jackula. Egg Guy was killed last before the game ended. The Winner of the murder contest wistfully pranced around the dead bodies of RedDeathNick, Penove, TheSpinoRex, and Yami. TheCakeyBoy's flawless dong-grenade throwing cost Team Tati killed members. But James Charles baby punted around until activists for Tati channel. Gamora said something horrendous and Thanos Arrived to kill Star-Lord after the notorious SAXAPHONE slave named MrCreeperfun assigned Michael Bay to kill Penove because Iron Man said "not today." Gamora kissed Hulk when suddenly, the spooky scary skeletons sent my mom to Disneyland. Michael Bay went as well and found she had hobo hostages wrapped in explosive rope. Then Penove Ate Skittles! Defeated, Michael Jackson Moonwalked on Bay, Narragansett Bay. MoonshineAssline returned from Disneyland because someone was eating Trump's Toupee, which was a caterpillar. The caterpillar tried to fight off Trump, but he was caught and trump decided to install The Entertainernator. Trump then killed RedDeathNick then banned everyone else. Wizard101 became a good