Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-36963837-20190329181949

The napkin plays Fortnite (thus it must rot in Hell).

I wish for an indestructible napkin that is not on fire, and is immune to not-being-able-to-be-wish-granted’d, as well as being cured from both Ligma and the plague. The napkin is a respected volunteer that is able to speak (nothing offensive, explicit, nor sacrilegious) and not be touched.