Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31953669-20171103110230/@comment-26234016-20171118143914

FirePyre wrote: Hello kiddies, Fire's back with another mad theory, gather round because I'm going to definitively PROVE something that we have suspected for a long time.

Addfire is indeed... the mastermind behind the FIREFIGHTER ROLE!

That's right kids! The role that Addfire has claimed to hate, has claimed to despise, he is in fact the original creator. And I'm going to PROVE it to you!

Now firstly, there are obvious similarities between the two. Both have fire in their name, an obvious signal, and whilst the firefighter would add water, addfire would add... well... fire. But this proof is superficial; we need something solid.

The firefighter role has 11 letters in it's name, and what other widely documented phenomenon is famous for having 11 letters? That's right, the 11 letter president syndrome.

Think about it! George W Bush. That's 11 letters. Bill Clinton! Barack Obama! Donald Trump! All 11 letters! So this means there is a connection between the firefighter role and the USA's presidents. But what connection? And how does it tie back to Addfire?

Well... one of the most important presidents of all time... one of the founding fathers... the principal author of the Declaration of Independence... and a volunteer firefighter... Thomas Jefferson.

Yes, I know, Thomas Jefferson does not have 11 letters in his name. But he is still a president of the USA, so he still counts.

Ok, so I've proven that Thomas Jefferson is the firefighter, but how do I prove that Addfire is connected? Well, let's look at some pictures.







Clearly, Addfire doesn't like the current presidency. Perhaps he wants things to return to... say... the times of Thomas Jefferson? ''But FirePyre! I hear you say, Why would Addfire want something to return if he hated it so much and always denied it?''

Well, I will explain that later, but for now, think on this.

What if Addfire made a sock account and began posting the role, then made more than one, spamming the role everywhere, on both the forum and the wiki, so that it would find it's way to everyone's ears and then, without Addfire's intervention, no matter how many times it got denied, it would keep getting suggested again and again, the desire to bring Thomas Jefferson back never going away.

But why would he so vehemently deny the role and shame it's existence? Simply put, I think that Addfire pretends to hate the role because 1) it protects him from ever being found out as the creator (haha sucker) but, most importantly, 2) it gives him a niche.

Think about it! What is Addfire most famous for on the wiki?

1. The potato meme

2. His hate of the firefighter role

And the potato meme is pretty much dead, sorry to say. So that means that his main thing that he is famous for is hating the firefighter role. Without it he would fade into obscurity, only known by his friends. And unlike the potato meme, the firefighter role will never die, so Addfire will never lose that niche. He will never be obscure.

So, in conclusion!

The firefighter role was created by Addfire as a way of subliminally messaging everyone to bring Thomas Jefferson back, whilst simultaneously giving him a niche to stay famous. Oh that dastardly devil.

I think this theory proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt. Addfire, hear my call. I challenge you to find a theory better than this one, for this is the ultimate theory to end all theories. And I know you, FIREFIGHTER CREATOR!

bows

leaves stage The- the potato meme is dead?

Also, SHIT THEY FOUND OUT GOTTA GO CYA LATER LOL NOPE OLLIE OUTTIE-

Also also, I still think my Spicy is Satan theory was better.

Also also also, *she.

Also also also also, gimme a while, I'll find a better story eventually.