Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-33521817-20190320153959

All your friends leave you because of the chocolate

I wish for a bar of non living, original, non-sticky milk chocolate with only the standard and legal ingredients and nothing else, with a size of 2x4 cm to appear within the grasp of my hand, bulletproof, not stuck to it, that does not damage anyone's health in any way, and also cannot be dropped or burnt/melted and cannot be stolen, at no cost, and tastes good, is also not hot and repels terrorists and cops. In addition, it is filled with fish oils that help your brain that make it environmentally friendly by adding natural substances to it. Also, I want it to be extremely slippery. It helps you make friends and keep your current friends.