Board Thread:Role Ideas (Other)/@comment-38731625-20190323040332/@comment-37322933-20190326114454

Once there was Mafia on a trip. He loved to kill people because they were internationally stupid. He wished that they would just go eat eggs. His wife left fingers in the sky, and she unintentionally died. This caused a tsunami which burnt all the lollipops and some amazingly shaped, beautiful carvings. This led to an uprising of pancakes because ducks can cough through walls. Actually, there was one weeb

Mafia is also a "he", meaning that he is a singular male person or affectionately referred to animal. Technically it should be "Once Mafia was on a trip" in the beginning sentence, but it's close enough.