Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-35195751-20190517015518

Yeah yeah, this is supposed to go on the "What happens in Salem" board, but

A) Barely anyone reads that nowadays

B) This is going to have some active participation

C) Get used to multiple choice questions

So yeah, try to guess the correct answers to figure out the game I had.

I join a ranked game and name myself Santa. I get Veteran. Which of the following was an actual name I saw used?

Black People Suck (Reported!)

ClueCluxClan (Reported!)

LastHappyPotato (Reported!)

All of the above -.-

Before I go any further, what elo am I in?

Bronze

Gold

Master

WOOD!

Day one. The Jailor ____

Claims Jailor, asking for TP/LO

Just asks for TP/LO

Publically announces he's jailing me because "Santa Sucks"

Claims Veteran, asking for Vigilantes to visit them

What role leaves in the middle of the night?

Jailor

Transporter

Mayor

Me. This game was just that bad.

What "logical" arguement is made for VFRing me

They were Jailed

There is no reason. It's TOS!

Santa isn't real

The Jailor died, so I must be the Serial Killer

I claim Veteran on stand, and ___

Get lynched unanimously

Get pardoned 0-0

Become "Born again". Make millions with new TV show.

Get deadly guessed as the Waiter in a power play from the Fortune Teller.

What happens night 2?

I alert, killing 2 transporters.

The CCC is ignited by the Arsonist

A Vigilante shoots a Sheriff who was later revealed to be untransported

ALL OF THE ABOVE

Also night 2, (Disguiser) died. His role was ____

Vigilante

Diguiser

Veteran

Horribly designed, plz nerf

Later on we get to a 4v4v1 situation. The NE is a jester, and ___

The Mafia helps lynch them

The Mafia stubbornly does not help lynch them

We both decide to help lynch them, as long as it's RNG'd

The Jester calls us all r****ds, and leaves for no reason

Well now it's a 4v4, and everyone knows I'm the Veteran. I alert anyway just because I know I'm next to be voted. What happens next?

The Mafia avoid me and attack the revived Transporter despite it being a Transporter

The Mafia attack me for no reason

The revived Transporter who died to me the first time thinks it's a good idea to transport me with himself

A and C

Despite utterly not deserving it, we manage to crawl our way to a 2v2, but it's only me and a Sheriff, so the mafia ____

Kills the Sheriff and votes me out

Tries to convince the Sheriff to vote me to end it faster

Attack and Blackmail me for no reason

Am I high right now?

BONUS QUESTION! Answer in the comments. Which of the following remarks were actually said after the game ended.

Surviving Sheriff: I feel bad for the KKK, they don't deserve all the hate they get from lib***ds.

Mafioso: Vet was throwing to use alerts that much.

Disguiser: I'm confused, why didn't you lynch the Veteran when you saw there was one dead?

Transporter: I knew they'd try to kill me so I thought I'd take a few of them down with me.

Ret: Can you all report me? My game is glitching cuz I couldn't revive Vet.

Me: You all suck, I hope we never play a game with one other again.

 