Thread:Octometaknight/@comment-35010010-20180326141600

So, I bought myself a toaster yesterday, and the advertised quality was great, and the high price that came with it made me more convinced that it was legit, and so I purchased it off of Amazon.

But when the package arrived, it was crumpled and a whole lot more tiny than I expected.

But of course, one shouldn't judge a book by its cover, so alas I unboxed the toaster, plugged it in, and then fed it two pieces of bread.

I then swiped the lever on it down to activate it, and it exploded right in my face!

Help! 