User blog:TheLastHappyPotato/TOS Battle Royale recap

(Yeah this was a thing once, multiple people added to the story)

The Survivor attempts to wave a vest around but is devoured by the Werewolf

The Pirate and the Coven Leader gang up on the Disguiser, but he pretends to be on their team

The Serial Killer charges the Medusa who attempts to use her stone gaze, but is Foiled by the Consort. The Serial Killer seeing the Consort decides to Stab her instead, but the Transporter transports the Consort with the Medusa, forcing the Serial killer to kill the Medusa.

The Potion master and the Doctor keep healing each other until they get away

The Trapper builds a trap on the Mayor in an attempt to forge an alliance but the Jailor headshots him. The Jailor's gun then dissapears for killing a Townie

The Janitor sharpens his mop and shanks the Spy, who realizes that a member of the Mafia killed him. The Medium accuses him of killing the Spy but he just kills her, and cleans both corpses.

The Tracker has been following the Potion Master and the Doctor and he sics his dog onto them, as the Doctor attacks it with a scalpel the Tracker attacks the Potion Master. Unfortunantly since he has no weapons, his bare fists do naught to damage the Potion Master who promptly breaks a killing potion over his head.

The Vampire Hunter uses his Holy Stake to attack the Guardian Angel who fades into nothingness.

The Disguiser continues his Disguise but the Transporter switches his disguise to that of the Arsonist, the Coven Leader proceeds to drain his body into a dry husk as the Pirate loots his corpse.

The Framer gives the Psychic a huge paper cut in the neck, killing her. The Bodyguard attempts to kill him but the Framer frames the Transporter. As the BodyGuard charges the Transporter, he switches himself and the Juggarnaut, killing the Jugg. But the Jugg manages to punch a hole through the BodyGuard's chest.

The Godfather and the Mafioso shoot the Transporter in the back but the Ret brings him back, even as the Vampire converts him. The Serial Killer then kills the original Vampire. The Ret/Vamp attempts to flee but the Poisoner Poisons them, and they collapse a little while later.

The Arsonist bashes the head of the Blackmailer in, but the Blackmailer manages to silence him first (But only literally).

The Crusader attempts to shield the Veteran from the Hypnotist and the Consort, but the Veteran kills them all.

Hours after the fighting ceases, the Necromancer looks upon the carnage and smiles

The Jailor sees the Serial Killer and he remembers lots of adventures. Even while it's gamethrowing, the two shake hands. However, the Sheriff sees the broken vest of the Survivor, and sees Werewolf running. Out of his mind he remembers Serial Killer is in the same team as Werewolf, who killed his teammate! He takes out his gun, and shoots Serial Killer, but misses! The Jailor falls on the ground, dead.

Currently the Executioner sees Vampire Hunter and now sees horrible pictures of the Vampire Hunter very slowly killing Vampires. The Executioner is mad and is certain to lynch the Vampire Hunter. He runs towards him, and the Vampire Hunter turns around, and throws hunderds of stakes to the Executioner. He avoids them all, and next cuts off the head of Vampire Hunter!

Since everyone was fighting in the same area it was a simple matter for the Plaguebearer to infect almost everyone immediately. After a couple hours of searching, the Plaguebearer finds the last uninfected survivor, the Doctor....

The Doctor is now infected, PESTILENCE HAS ARRIVED

Having infected everyone, the PESTILENCE attacks the Doctor...

But the Potion master heals Him.... And the Doctor heals him back.

After 3 Hours of this PESTILENCE leaves

After a little bit PESTILENCE comes across the Mayor and decides to OBLITERATE him.

But the Trap placed on the Mayor triggers, saving him, and he wisely flees PESTILENCE.

PESTILENCE: Awwww man, is there anyone I CAN kill?

Hex Master:....

Framer...

Hex Master: RUN!!!!

PESTILENCE OBLITERATES THE HEX MASTER

The Framer desperately throws papers at PESTILENCE. PESTILENCE prepares to oblterate the Framer when the Sheriff sees the papers, and realizes that the PESTILENCE must be a member of the Mafia!!! The Mayor promptly has PESTILENCE lynched. When it becomes evident that he is not in fact a mafia member, the Mayor promptly lynches the Sheriff.

The Arsonist sneaks up on the Mafia camp and starts dumping Gasoline all over the Mafioso, but the Consigliere wakes up. The Consigliere looks at the Mafioso and sees that with all that Gasoline on him, he must be an ARSONIST, prompting the Godfather to shoot him while the Arsonist runs away

The Pirate prepares to Pirate the Forger, but the Ambusher Ambushes him, however the transporter transports the Pirate with the Forger, causing the Ambusher to kill the Forger. The Pirate proceeds to plunder the Ambusher

The Escort is attacked by the Serial killer, she attempts to seduce him but he attacks her, so she uses a bazooka to blow him away.

Team Veteran/Jester/Janitor attacks team Exe/Inv/LO. The Janitor attempts to stab the Executioner with his mop, but the Executioner just bisects him. The Investigator shanks the Jester with his Magnifying Glass but the Veteran Machine guns him. The Lookout then sneaks up behind the Veteran and coshes him with his telescope.

The Ambusher realises he needs to be the best no one ever was because otherwise another team will win the game. He saw the Doctor walking towards the Potion Master, and searched a bush. He immediatly shot the Doctor, put the Potion Master came to the Doctor to heal. The Ambusher jumped out and slashed both of them, leaving 2 dead bodies.

The Amnesiac remembered all roles in Town of Salem and shared supplies with everyone for money currently. He used it to buy a mansion in the arena.

The Godfather and the Consigliere are having an arguement when the Arsonist walks in and douses the house.

The Arsonist next goes to the house of the Coven Leader. He told his teammate to kill Transporter, and he heared the screams of Transporter being mauled with Werewolf while trying to transport two dead bodies.

The Mayor saw some studies made by the Investigator and went to the Godfather. He smelled gasoline and was sure the Godfather must have been Transporter or Arsonist! (The study was outdated). He went in, and the Godfather claimed Bodyguard, causing them to get lynched immediatly.

The Necromancer uses the Medium to perform a seance with the dead. They didn't believe he was Medium, so the Necromancer got mad and killed Escort because she was holding a bazooka.

The Necromancer sends the Bazooka Toting Escort zombie out to blow up the Werewolf. incinerating them into furry atoms. The Necromancer is then attacked by the Ambusher, the Mayor, and the Consigliere, who have all decided to team up to kill the teams with multiple people remaining. The Necromancer sends zombie after zombie after them but is unable to take them out, so he resorts to summoning PESTILENCE, obliterating everyone in the area

From afar, witnessing the scene a figure suddenly remembers his godliness....

The Lookout sees a massive figure riding a horse heading towards them, and tells the Exe to run.

The Amnesiac/Pestilence thinks he is very cool. He got a mansion and a horse. He must be the richest person alive! Soon after, the Escort Zombie stands infront of him.

"Look this gun! I updated it to UNSTOPPABLE ATTACK!" Says the Escort, and she fires it. Blast after blast and the Amnesiac starts to laugh. Soon after, the Escort died for the second time...

The Arsonist doused everyone except the Amnesiac, the Poisoner, the Executioner and the Lookout now. He went with his jerrycan to the base of team 10, leaving 2 players undoused... He wonders if he can win this with FIRE.

The Poisoner smells the nice smell of gasoline next to the Executioner and offers him a poisoned drink but the Executioner survived the attack, because the Lookout hit the drink out of the hand of the Executioner. They work together and eliminate the Poisoner.

The Framer got his papers and is in a battle with the Coven Leader. The IQ of the Coven Leader isn't high and she thinks it's a good plan to send the Framer to her team mate, causing the Framer to slice the Pirate's neck with a pencil.

While the Coven Leader is toying with the Framer, the Executioner comes up from behind and beheads her. The Framer runs from, then sets an ambush for the Lookout and Executioner. He "accidentally" drops some photos of the Executioner making out with the Bazooka Toting Escort Zombie. This angers the Lookout, who was hoping to score with her himself. The Lookout bonks the Executioner with the Telescope, but it doesnt faze him. The Executioner then chops his nipples off, killing him. The Framer, smelling gas on his clothes decides to ditch them.

Meanwhile the Arsonist manages to douse/ingnite PESTILENCE, only for it to do nothing. The PESTILENCE then Obliterates the Arsonist.

The PESTILENCE comes across the Executioner and the Framer, who both politely ask him to get lynched. The PESTILENCE argues valiently in his defence, but the other two decide to lynch him.

Just as PESTILENCE is about to die, the Framer shows the Executioner some photos of the PESTILENCE killing the Bazooka Toting Escort Zombie. The Executioner lunges at the PESTILENCE and strangles him, Obliterating him in the process.

FRAMER WINZ (boy theres something you don't see every day)