User:Town Drunk

This is where I get to write out my biography that nobody will ever read. Not that is matters but before I found the bottle I was someone. My story begins when a comet crashed to the Earth, raining down a strange green dust in its wake. My parents then sent me to summer camp at a remote US government training facility. Years after the nuclear apocalypse that devastated the world, where international conflicts between Canada and United States caused global warfare. Where was I now? Oh yes, can you send me $5 for another bottle.