Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-29936852-20190713130721/@comment-29936852-20190713165717

TheLastHappyPotato wrote: Holdup

Lets go through those charges

-Zed and Sax both tried to use illegal hacking to take over the wiki. Even if that didn't warrant lethal force (which it did), how can you be sure they didn't just hack me to do that?

How do we know YOU weren't hacking us?

- Woah WOAH, I'm not going to be charged for charges you aren't even going bother to specify

/bruh, you attempted to kill Wolfi, Kuarma, and others.

- How.... is that illegal? Sax was basically a war criminal and wielding infinite power. Also you can't prove that weird Wolfi/TLHP alt was me.

'''Think about it: They pulled out an uno reverse card, then your Wolfi alt put it away. And also, "And since I am you, this is clearly what happened". Explain that. Also, since I was the leader of FANDOM, I technically make the laws there.'''

- Literally everyone's broken logic rules while banned, dead or other at some point, people die and "respawn" or something all the time. At least I tried to RP it a little.

Still, you can't talk to the living people while dead.

- Oh was that Federal? I don't think anything was actually ever said to give that impression. For all you know, that was a Cult sacrifice or something. Bovejan can testify all he wants, but he tried to execute a trusted staff in any case for no given reason, so I doubt his testimony is trustable.

RubikJohn broke the largest rule ever: No being solved.

- Cloning isn't illegal, wtfffff... Humans even clone Potatoes all the time, I will kill you all if you're trying to argue that Humans have the right to clone Potatoes, and Potatoes don't...

'''Wha... They don't..'''

- I hecking specified on my profile, I'm a Potato, Zed is a Pikachu, Sax is an Octoling. Cannibalism would be if I ate another Potato, not one of their tender asses :P

'''Here, cannibalism counts as eating any living and incredibly intelligent creature. Pikachus and Octolings count.'''

Based on the really sloppy and unconfirmable nature of these charges, as well as the fact that I have Diplomatic immunity anyway, I say these charges should be dropped and we should switch gears to Sax for hecking causing most of these issues in the first place

Sorry, but no.