Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-34797996-20180916163025

Hello!

I am Your Mom from BlankMediaGames, here to announce a new special edition of Town of Salem!

For the past year and a half, we have made it look like we have done nothing but make shitty roles no one cares about or are as useless as that $400 Juicero juicer machine thing. But in reality, we have done a great deal of things to bring out this new special edition to you as slowly as possible. This includes: Making very minor updates every 5 months to waste time and Giving you things nobody wants. So, today, we introduce to you, Town of Salem: Fortnite Edition! This update may be alternatively known as Town of Gaylem or Town of Shame.

We would like to introduce our new special edition, fully licensed by Epic Games. We have a huge amount of new roles to share and a new and fun mechanic that everyone is sure to enjoy.

New roles:

Donald Trump: You are a person useful for starting giant political debates with all of your to-be enemies!

Atk: None, Def: None, Abilities: None, Attributes: None, Inv: Your target could be: well, just Donald Trump I suppose.

PUBG: You are a bad game.

Atk: None, Def: None, Abilities: Act like a total baboon at night, Attributes: You will be killed day 1, Inv: NO, JUST NO

Sign Placer: You like signs that do things

Atk: Basic, Def: Powerful, Abilities: Place signs, WTF does that mean: During the day, you may place a sign at someone's house. This sign will warn them of imminent baboons at night. They may choose to heed the warning and be roleblocked for two nights. If not, then you will know and you may unleash a Congress of Baboons on them (yes that is the actual term), dealing a basic attack. You may only unleash your baboons thrice. Inv: Your target could be a BG, GF, Arso, Crus, or Sign Placer

Fortnite Addict: You are the best person in the world

Atk: Unstoppable, Def: Invincible, Abilities: Kill everyone n1, Attributes: You cannot be lynched, Inv: What is the point of telling you.

We also have heard your complaints and we have listened. We have reworked the Crusader. Now it does no damage to evils and unstoppable damage to town and provides no defense for your target.

We also have a new building mechanic!

You can now place s*** (its a family friendly edition) in front of peoples houses, then it will do nothing at all. We know, we like to be useless around here.

We also have a new password mechanic!

It will tell your gmail, youtube, twitter, netflix, twitch, facebook, amazon, ToS, and MySpace account passwords to everyone so you can be sure that you will get hacked.

Here's the simple truth: Everyone knows Fortnite is s***. So that is why we ruined the game we work SO HARD on (wink wink) with it.

Courtesy,

Your Mom, BMG

Fornite is a viral and stupid trend, Epic Games 