User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Town of Salem Randomness: The fruit and the vegtable

Sondz and Addfire are playing go-fish (with a ghost Ghosty and Desert just using a baseball and bat.

Sondz: Alright, I need to go use the bathroom before I do my turn.

Addfire: Okay. I'll gonna get some chips.

Sondz and Addfire leave. Ghosty and Desert come back in.

Desert: Well that was fun

Ghosty: Yeah...except you swung the ball at my testicles ;-;

Ghosty then accidently knocks over the cards.

Ghosty: Oh crap. Better fix it up

Ghosty fixes it, but puts the cards the wrong way, thinking he did it correctly.

Ghosty: Phew. Not a difference.

Desert: I can gaurentee you messed up on one card.

Ghosty: I have 20-20 vision. I can see a candle alone from up to two miles away.

Addfire comes back

Addfire: Is Sondz done using the bathroom?

Ghosty: I'm gonna check

Ghosty goes to the bathroom.

Sondz: UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ghosty: Sondz, are you giving birth to poop again?

Sondz: No duh. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

The toilet flushes. Sondz comes out and goes back to the game with Addfire

Sondz: Wait a minute, these cards weren't what they were. You cheater, Addfire

Addfire: *eats a chip* I wouldn't do that, and I'm pretty sure the cards are the same as they were.

Sondz: Oh you little...

Ghosty: STOP! I know how we can settle this.

Addfire: How?

Ghosty: A competition

Sondz: This sounds good. Let's meet outside.

Addfire: Agreed

Sondz and Addfire head outside

Desert: You know, you could've been honest to them and said you knocked them over

Ghosty throws Desert into the closet

Desert: Really classic, Ghosty

Round One: Who's faster

Ghosty: First person to reach the top of goat mountain wins

Addfire tumbles down the hill really fast, Sondz lagging behing. Addfire then gets through all the slim spots easily. Then as he reaches the top, he sees Sondz

Sondz: Oh hai Addfire. What took you so long?

Addfire: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Round Two: Who can reach the roof of Ghosty's castle (without using any boosters)

Sondz aimlessly hurls himself like a boomerang try to get there, but he just keeps coming back. Addfire tumbles down a hill.

I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Spead my wings and fly away

Addfire hits the wall

Round Three: Who can endure goats more?

Sondz: AUUUUUUUUGH!

Sondz jumps out a window

Round Four: Who can seduce Spicy

Addfire: I'm used for french fries

Sondz and Spicy walk into the sunset

A random guy: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love you

Round Five: Who can win in a team clash (Addfire, Playful, and Hawaiian) (Sondz, Kirby, Kirby)

Sondz: Can I switch teammates

Ghosty: NO!

The bell rings. Playful pulls out a gun and starts shooting at one Kirby, while the other attempts to eat Hawaiian. Addfire takes the pipe out of his mouth and sharpens the handle. Sondz takes off his peel and starts to use them as nunchucks. Suddenly, Desert comes in.

Desert: Stop. The person who knocked over the card was--

Desert gets hit with a star

Desert: WHYYYY!

Sondz: You give up.

Addfire: No, but I bet you're so worn out

Ghosty: Okay, time for tallies...oh shoot. I wasn't keeping track of score.

Sondz: I bet I won

Addfire: I bet I was the best

Ghosty: Stop. You can settle it...

Ghosty: ... IN SMASH!

Round 6: Smash Brothers

Addfire spawns in as Mario. Sondz spawns in as Samus

Addfire: Ready for a ass whopping?

Sondz: I'll be fine. You're gonna get beat, though.

Addfire runs to Sondz, and as soon as Addfire is a platform under, he does a jump punch. Addfire a bit in the air, Sondz does a screw jump, then a blast from his blaster. Addfire uses the cape to send it back at him.

Addfire: Shouldn't have picked Samus

Sondz graps Addfire with a whip, and slams him on the ground.

Sondz: 83%

Addfire: 83%

Suddenly, the game stops.

Sondz: Why? I was winning?

Addfire: No. You were losing.

Desert comes in

Desert: Finally. Some time of freedom. Ghosty accidently knocked over the card

Addfire: Why didn't he say so? We would've been nice on him

Desert: He wanted to see you two fight.

Sondz: Yeah I don't care who wins now. Now what to do with Ghosty

Addfire: Weirdo for sale

Ghosty: Guys, this is not funny

Sondz: Get a weirdo for $2.99

Ghosty: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????

THE END