Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-31256456-20190408035732

Background:

The Cult Leader had been the Coven Leader. She was strong, she was powerful, she was everything she had wanted. Yet...she had not achieved her goal.

Infuriated by the Poisoner, who spent her time making useless poisons that were nullified by the Doctor, she was already frustrated with the lack of action within the Coven.

Then, the Potion Master decided that he would go into a deep coma and check out. No comments, no abilities, nothing. She called it the AFK mode.

Finally, the Hex Master was perhaps the worst of all. Instead of hexing everyone in one evening, the Hex Master decided that she would make herself as suspicious as possible by making her room apparently look like a Framer, Jester, and Vampire's room. How did she manage to do that, the Coven Leader would never know.

Whatever. They had all been lynched, and she was left alone. Sitting alone, she controlled as many people as possible, yet made no progress. It was only one night, when the Mayor was finally killed, after days of boring work, that she got her chance.

Rising up to the podium, she immediately came up to the stage with incredible confidence. It was then that she made this speech, addressing the new Lookout player who couldn't play. She was apparently on the wiki, trying to look for help.

"The first thing you want to do is immediately shame everyone and post the wiki rules talking about how horrible they are as a person, obviously, because that shows how amazing you are. It doesn't matter if they just joined or is new, who cares, just give the most derogatory and rude comment possible because that's exactly what we need.

Yep, no one cares about explaining the rules in depth with a kind explanation or waiting for this behavior to be repeated before shaming them and causing an argument that lasts about a week, that's not important whatsoever. Instead, let's just be jerks!!!!

When introducing them to the wiki we must also make sure we do the best job possible at driving them away. That is to say, let's go and say their role is complete and utter garbage without any depth whatsoever. Who cares about improvement? That was sooo long ago.

And for those of you who are actually insightful and kind people, which is much of the wiki, forget about it. Listen to the mob of rage. Ignore everything and everyone. And most of all, don't ever question any of your actions. You're always right. As long as you continue the minority that shouts louder than the rest of the pitiful wiki. Don't ever forget that."

The Lookout was lynched immediately. And that was when the Cult Leader realized- that listening to the Staff and their suggestions, along with this ridiculous control business wouldn't really help. What would achieve her victory, would be the brainwashing that followed afterwards.

Abilities: At night, you may choose a player. That player now thinks that everyone else is trash and will always vote guilty on every single vote. Can use every 3 nights.

At day, you may choose a player that you chose at night previously during the discussion phase. The player that is chosen on that day will only be able to vote for the person you choose.

When 4 people have been chosen by you, you win the game and everyone else loses, as the town becomes overwhelmed by the onslaught of a minority of people.  