User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Town of Salem Randomness: Desert in Breath of the Wild

Ghosty and Desert are on the Xbox playing Call of Duty, Jally and Vert with a pile of money in the middle of them. Ghosty immediately turns around and noscopes Desert, getting the game winning kill.

Ghosty: OOOOOOHHH!!!

Jally hits the ground, and Vert jumps on Ghosty.

Ghosty and Vert: HOW DO YOU FEEL?!? Desert turns off the Xbox

Desert: Well, in other news, I'm getting something.

Vert: *takes the money* What'cha gettin'

Ding Dong

Desert answers the door, and sees Add with a box

Add: Here's ya package, ya hecker.

Desert opens it as Add is about to leaves, and sees a Nintendo Switch

Add: Breath of the Wild is in there, by the way

Add leaves and Desert walks in, ready to play

Ghosty: No way! You got the Switch

Desert: Yup. Let's play Breath of the Wild

Desert hooks it up, and gets the Switch screen on T.V., and gets ready to play. Vert and Jally already left.

Ghosty: Imma watch you. Can't wait to see you fail

Desert: YOU SON OF A--

The T.V. absorbs Desert.

Ghosty: Uh...

Cheng: WAKE UP, DESERT

Desert: Five more minutes...mom

Desert wakes up in some temple after a few more minutes. He sees a big, blue light on top and feels liquid draining. Desert finally gets out.

Desert: Wait, where's Cheng, and where the heck am I?

Desert looks at his body

Desert: HECKING HECK HECKER I HAVE MY HELLO KITTY UNDIES ON!

Desert runs around, looking for something to put on. He then crashes into a pedestal with a slate with a eye on it.

Cheng: Desert, just hear me out. I can telepathically communicate with you. Take that Sheika Slate.

Desert does so, and a big door opens. Desert walks in, and opens two chests, each containing a old shirt, old pants, and old boots

Desert: Welp, let's go, I guess.

Desert walks into nature and realizes he's on a cliff. He looks at the view. He sees a castle, volcano, and a mountain.

Desert looks behind him, and at the left cliff, he sees an old man go somewhere

Desert: Nah. Let's jump off the ledge

Cheng: YOU STOOPID HECKER DON'T DO IT

Desert: But I wanna

Cheng: STOP, DESERT! YOU'LL DIE IF YOU--

Desert: *jumps*

Cheng: You hecker...

Game Over: Died Once

Desert as a ghost: Well, my deaths are counted. Can I continue?

Desert warps back to the cliff, and sees a tombstone at the bottom

Desert: Well that's sanitary

Desert goes to the old man, and picks up

Desert: Hey, hobo. Can you tell me where the hecking heck am I?

Old Man: You're in the Great Plateau. Over there's a temple, and yeah

Desert thanks him and leaves. He takes a axe he found on a stump. Suddenly, a red goblin pops out with a club.

Desert: Oh heck. Well, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Desert puts away the axe and gets out his stick

Goblin: *does 'look at this dood' laugh*

Desert leaps at the goblin, but misses and falls off another shorter ledge, left at a quarter heart

Desert: Oh heck. I need to run.

Desert runs, and gets hit by a rock from a goblin and dies

Game Over: Died Twice

Ghost Desert: BULLHECK!

Desert respawns again, and runs to the temple.

Desert: Wonder what's in here...

CUE TO BE CONTINUED FOR CLIFFHANGAGE

Audience: GHOSTY, WHY

Ghosty: Cuz I can...like a boss *gets stampeded on*