Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33075715-20180624151113/@comment-35010010-20180626120348

(Read in a calm British accent.)

A solitary killer, the ZeDieN1Masta otherwise commonly known in the scientific community as "Z'DioMasturus" is a close cousin to the jaguar, possessing abilities similar to their animal family, including being carnivourus.

The ZeDieN1Masta observes from a distance the other residents of the jungle like Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer having a positive discussion in third person regarding Betimawesome's supposed elite social status in the animal kingdom.

You may be wondering why Betimawesome and TheRetroPioner discuss in third person, and that, dear viewer, is due to complex evolutionary changes that have shaped the way these species communicate.

The ZeDieN1Masta is a predator that carefully calculates the plausible truth of their prey, therefore having a tactical advantage, able to snatch up meat ranging up to 7 times its weight!

Watch as the ZeDieN1Masta slowly crawls through the grass, stealthy, to secure its lunch.

The Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer appear oblivious to ZeDieN1Masta's plans, as they simply continue their social interactions with one another.

The ZeDieN1Masta then prepares to pounce, by arching his back and keeping a steady sight on the Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer.

The ZeDieN1Masta then leaps into the air, and tackles TheRetroPioneer, which downgrades the prey's so-thought great social status to a lost-cause in the animal kingdom.

Betimawesome, in horror, retreats back to their species's clan, and warns their relatives of the active threat.