User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Town of Salem Randomness: The return

Ghosty: So, yes...this series is back with more cancer and--

Random Person: Turn around and die

Ghosty: Can you shut your fu--

*Please stand by*

Ghosty: Yes, this series is back. I've had some IRL stuff going on that time, and, well...the series took a pause. I'll do my best to keep at this. Y'all want to laugh? I got something in store for you, again. Yes, school is back, you're sorta busy, blah blah blah, but I promise to do my best, at least each week, to make one. Heck, if I'm lucky, double story, or even triple story.

Random Person 2: Are you sure about that?

Ghosty: Don't make me put yo a--

*Please stand by*

Ghosty: Yes, I may not be on all the time, but I'll try my hardest just to get to this. Here's to hope this series will prevail a bit more. Heck, here's a preview of Desert in Breath of the Wild

Cheng: WAKE UP, DESERT

Desert: Five more minutes...mom

Desert wakes up in some temple after a few more minutes. He sees a big, blue light on top and feels liquid draining. Desert finally gets out.

Desert: Wait, where's Cheng, and where the heck am I?

Desert looks at his body

Desert: HECKING HECK HECKER I HAVE MY HELLO KITTY UNDIES ON!

Desert runs around, looking for something to put on. He then crashes into a pedestal with a slate with a eye on it.

Cheng: Desert, just hear me out. I can telepathically communicate with you. Take that Sheika Slate.

Desert does so, and a big door opens. Desert walks in, and opens two chests, each containing a old shirt, old pants, and old boots

Desert: Welp, let's go, I guess.

Desert walks into nature and realizes he's on a cliff. He looks at the view. He sees a castle, volcano, and a mountain.

Desert looks behind him, and at the left cliff, he sees an old man go somewhere

Desert: Nah. Let's jump off the ledge

Cheng: YOU STOOPID HECKER DON'T DO IT

Desert: But I wanna

Cheng: STOP, DESERT! YOU'LL DIE IF YOU--

Desert: *jumps*

Cheng: You hecker...

Ghosty: So, I hope you enjoyed that. Want to see more of Desert in this recreation? Stay tuned, my friends.