Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-33967403-20180113211059/@comment-33967403-20180116224106

People writing stories for real roles, yet nobody writes them for the joke roles. Imagine this, now.

Thomas was moving to a new station, in the pretty little town called Salem. It had many new friends and faces for Thomas to meet. Then, one morning, he saw someone dead in the street. He knew his friends were playing some murder mystery game, so he wanted to join in. Later that night, he was out with the conductor. They were going along the tracks as Thomas normally did, when Thomas sped up upon seeing his other friends in the road. The fourteen others were all screaming with excitement. Thomas was happy to see them too. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP, THOMAS!", the conductor screamed, terrified. "We're playing, silly!", replied Thomas. "Just a little game..." the tank engine replied with a smile on his face. The smile of a sick, twisted, evil, monster. To him, this was just playtime. They were all little toys to him. But to them, Thomas was... the pain train.