Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-35195751-20190513164741/@comment-35195751-20190516153619

''The fire rages as Doge runs to investigate if he can pick up some kills and/or loot, but everyone evacuated in the danger of getting burned alive in an ember-asing death... ''

''But then the Doge hears something, an ominous sound, scraping sheet metal... ''

''He investigates inside a nearby ruin, where Penove was hiding, making the horrid sound with a rusty can and an axe. "Stop it! Or I will wow!" Doge says, staring Penove down. ''

''Penove raises his hands to the sky in surrender. "Now what do you intend, Dog?" he says, cackling at the thought of a mere shout killing him. "I have come to kill you." replied Doge. ''

''Cried Penove, "NONI?! Does this mean... INTENSE ANIME BATTLE TIME!?... My first move, tree." Penove declared! ''

''Doge is crushed to death as Penove pulls a rope with his leg, activating his trap which deals the final blow to a tree he was chopping. The tree timbers downward and turns Doge into a urine pancake before he can even react. "Plebian.", chuckles Penove.''