Talk:Escort/@comment-5203179-20170224174243

Who wants to hear the tale of a stupid Escort?

Of course you do!

It's down to 3 people:

Me (Jester), Escort and a Mafioso.

It's currently d5 (LOTS of lynching and an aggressive Vig and Jailor).

We do a role call. I claim Jester (I was Exe but I turned Jest as my target was a Vig who died n3).

Other person claims Vig. Final person claims Escort. I don't doubt either of them.

N6, I'm RB'd.

D7, I tell them I was.

Escort: k so u r Mafia then

Me: No, I'm Jester. No idea why Mafia didn't attack you...

Escort tries convincing the Vig that I am in fact evil and should be lynched, but he hesitates.

N7, I'm RB'd again.

D8, the message that someone has to die or it's a draw shows up.

Escort: JUST LYNCH [my name] AND WE WIN FFS

Me: Well, I don't mind the free win...

Escort: lol stfu u just mad u lose

"The Jester will have his revenge from the grave!"

Escort: FFFFFFFFFFFF KILL [other guy] PLZ

(I killed the Escort due to RB'ing me and because the Mafia had been the most polite of the entire game).