User blog comment:BobbytheBlobby/What are Sock Puppets?/@comment-27398195-20160408034449/@comment-27427166-20160410183205

Why fire trucks are red? Definitely better than BobbytheBlobby being Illuminati.

''Fire trucks are red because they have 8 wheels and 4 passengers, 8 + 4 = 12. A ruler is 12 inches long, an example of a ruler is Queen Elizabeth, which was also a boat. Boats sail the seas, which contain fish. Fish have fins, the Russians fought the Fins, Russia's national colour is red and fire trucks just happen to be "russian" about.''

-My version of it