Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-29936852-20190406151629/@comment-30714839-20190512124640

The first night started and the Godfather decided to leave the duty by his Mafioso to the lowly "family cat" named Gay Connortheandroid. But suddenly Eggythe9000th became a large asshole, ruining this simple thread and concluding his spam with the word china. Please stop drinking. UltraSeBOSStian died because Eggythe9000th kept spamming the gay gay and he hay hay. Saxtremegaming bans anime and EggyThe9000th too. Either way, day day is actually night night because the day ended. Suddenly, a massive duck flew up into a yes yes and did and did a thing which resulted in annihilation because physics. But the bad man shot the male prostitute and died in a Noodle incident which is the result from condoms existing. After a juicy-ass pear started peeing rainbows, Queen Cupcake aggressively grabbed ​​someone's cow and made some moist steamy muppet juice. Ducks erect statues when everyone looks down. Those statues drink delicious urine laced with peppermint and salty gumdrops stripped with baby hands. In the end, started a riot, destroying underwear in the thousands. The underwear was actually boxer shorts belonging to disappear of the mafioso who drank pink urine. He also had two fathers that died during a fart that killed with innocent children. They flapped their hands and flipped their no-no parts with bananas flying everywhere. It was absolute chaos. Just then, the Godfather activated his booby pistols. wait What... nevermind that, and then Gob said, "Bombs baby!!!" And then Zaitsev returned and died and revived his pet dog called Moonshine A**line. Just then, cat strippers became dead. "Good riddance" Said Thanos. But realized that Gamora was alive but Starlord pooped his pants and peed on Gamora’s corpse. The banner banned banners for the Banner CerEmony. Then RubikJohn, ate his favorite child called Buttface-Pizza but A Rather Cool Username decided to ​​​kick Egg in the but. However the ​angry ImASillyGorl lord dropped her favorite mug on its favorite rug. But the ​Mafioso revived​​ and dided. This is the most moist woman that has a face and a idiotic writer. Now ​everyone hates life itself because pineapples took over Salem and destroyed all executioners and RubikJohns too. And that's why we're all dead. Wait, what... nevermind that. Now the frogs are fricken gay. Queen Cupcake turned homophobic and began eating gay panera flatbread, which was the most she had she turned gay and died to spoiling Endgame and Starlord. Nobody suspected that Rubik was actually really gay. Everyone hated RedDeathNick because he's worthless and is really dumb and stuff. RedDeathNick cried because the horrid A Rather Cool Username killed his pet Egg, and his pet T-Rex because RedDeathNick ate a golden nugget from the 'local drug-dealer' named D.rugsA.reR.eallyE.xcellent,N.o? and peed all over the Arsonist's burning family. The Arsonist ​​killed Queen Cupcake and ate pineapples. Whacky Purse murdered Baby_Shark_doo_doo and Penove after they ate Hermione's math homework and family. Fortnite died. Then all the Hufflepuff's puffed cocaine and caramel ate him. He Left his family ​​​​​ Forever. Then