User blog:SaltyLikeAnAvocado/Introductions

Role: Saltypatrixxx

Alignment: Neutral (User)

Attributes: Has amazing hair Is a human Plays Town of Salem

Abilities: Will comment in threads and on blogs at will Will make horribly stupid jokes Will do other things.

Investigative Results: Investigator: Your Target is amazingly cool is lurking around the Town of Salem wikia. They could be a Saltypatrixxx, a Saltypatrixxx, or a Saltypatrixxx Sheriff: Your Target is a maker of bad jokes. Lynch immediately! Consigliere/Witch: Your Target has no idea what the hell is going on. They must be a Saltypatrixxx!

Trivia: Is using an alt account, and has another to use at the Creepypasta wiki. The username was originally a joke between some friends about a dead meme. Is an avid horror writer.

Lore: Salty walked into the town, the large brim of his old straw hat shrouding his face in a veil of shadows. It was surprisingly easy to go from writing to manipulation, or, at least, easier than many would think. He gave the role wheel a spin, and watch as the needle slid into 'Executioner'. Easy win.

Around that time, another man, a metagamer in fact, had just watched the wheel's needle slide right into the Jailor position. It was going to be an interesting game.

The blanket of darkness that encased the town seemed to muffle everything. A thick fog was just rolling in as Salty walked towards his target's house to look for things that might help on his quest to lynch. Suddenly, from behind, a large man grabbed hold of his wrists, and covered his head with a burlap hood, and dragged him along the stony ground to his eventual execution.

Afterwards, still salty about the metagaming Jailor, Salty did a bit of research, and during that, stumbled upon this place.

idfk im too lazy to write any more.