Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31953669-20171103110230/@comment-31953669-20171105013317

DuckGamer123 wrote: KarpToEndAllKarps wrote: DuckGamer123 wrote: KarpToEndAllKarps wrote: SalemMurders wrote: KarpToEndAllKarps wrote: SalemMurders wrote: Thatsmuggamer wrote: Salem has 2 cats shhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... Salem doesn't have two cats... slams desk, music starts playingSalem is two cats! OMG STOP FRICKING EXPOSING ME. UHHHHH..... KARP WONT END ALL KARPS music continues playing furthermore, the wounds that the victim sustained...

close up

Matches a cat's claws purr-fectly! wes det...

AAA PERRR????

KARP IS KAT

KARP IS MURDERE

=O=

Not only is Salem the true killer, but Duck is their acomplice, who has been faking a speech impediment in order to park in the handicapped spot...

close up

so that you two could have an escape vehicle! OBJECTION!

Karp is the true murderer.

Karps always look so innocent... so helpless... so... er... nevermind.

In reality...

KARP IS A GYARADOS!

HE TOOK DOWN THE VICTIM, THEN KIDNAPPED SALEM AND FORCED HIM TO SCRATCH THE VICTIM AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM! I can prove that I'm not a Gyarados.

pulls out HM03

If I really was Gyrados, I'd be able to learn the move on this disc.

Uses HM on self

fails

Your honor, the witness' arguments rest on foundation of lies.