Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-23865306-20190329193602

The napkin's entire family is dead, but because it's indestructible, it can't die and is therefore very sad.

I wish for an indestructible napkin that is not on fire, and is immune to not-being-able-to-be-wish-granted’d, as well as being cured from both Ligma and the plague. The napkin is a respected volunteer that is able to speak (nothing offensive, explicit, nor sacrilegious), has a great family and great friends, and can not be touched.