Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33075715-20180624151113/@comment-35010010-20180628214920

WolfiZee wrote: TheSheriff1 wrote: (Read in a calm British accent.)

A solitary killer, the ZeDieN1Masta otherwise commonly known in the scientific community as "Z'DioMasturus" is a close cousin to the jaguar, possessing abilities similar to their animal family, including being carnivourus.

The ZeDieN1Masta observes from a distance the other residents of the jungle like Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer having a positive discussion in third person regarding Betimawesome's supposed elite social status in the animal kingdom.

You may be wondering why Betimawesome and TheRetroPioner discuss in third person, and that, dear viewer, is due to complex evolutionary changes that have shaped the way these species communicate.

The ZeDieN1Masta is a predator that carefully calculates the plausible truth of their prey, therefore having a tactical advantage, able to snatch up meat ranging up to 7 times its weight!

Watch as the ZeDieN1Masta slowly crawls through the grass, stealthy, to secure its lunch.

The Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer appear oblivious to ZeDieN1Masta's plans, as they simply continue their social interactions with one another.

The ZeDieN1Masta then prepares to pounce, by arching his back and keeping a steady sight on the Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer.

The ZeDieN1Masta then leaps into the air, and tackles TheRetroPioneer, which downgrades the prey's so-thought great social status to a lost-cause in the animal kingdom.

Betimawesome, in horror, retreats back to their species's clan, and warns their relatives of the active threat. Continued

After the elusive ZeDieN1Masta caught it's prey, however, it was very exhausted, barely having enough energy to go back to it's pack to return the meat. After taking a quick nap, it came back to hunt after Betimawesome.

However, it didn't have nearly enough energy to catch Betimawesome, resorting to unoriginal comments to take him down.

This gave Betimawesome a chance to retaliate, which it gladly did. It easily beat the exhausted ZeDieN1Masta, forcing them to retrat, in an embarassing defeat.

Betimawesome then quickly went to their clan to enjoy their victory. However, there was a threat, unknown to him. There were 2 people spectating the event the entire time, TheSheriff1 & WolfiZee. Continued

Due to the fact that the ZeDieN1Masta foolishly left its prey alive, giving the TheRetroPioneer a perfect chance to escape their aggressive predator's ownership.

The TheRetroPioneer then stumbled upon a WolfiZee creature and a Mrcreeperfun, whom both were chowing down upon a grassy field, with a tense relationship about one another.

Witnessing the WolfiZee, the TheRetroPioneer natural extinct told them that the WolfiZee was lower on the food chain than them.

The TheRetroPioneer then taunted the WolfiZee, in an attempt to outwit the WolfiZee by draining the intellect of it, turning it all to brawn instead.

The WolfiZee, angrered by this signal, furiously reacts by replying the false status of the WolfiZee's statement.

The Mrcreeperfun, whom's species has a sour relationship with the WolfiZee makes their own comment upon the situation that is in the TheRetroPioneer's favor, stating that what the WolfiZee just said was incorrect itself.

Seeing this, the WolfiZee activates an ability that had thought to have been extinct long ago, due to the WolfiZee's being brutally hunted for their quite valuable furs, eventually devolving their supposed "former" ability, but, quite recently, scientists have discovered that this ability is not fully gone within the animal kingdom. This, dear viewer, is the quote modifying attack.

The WolfiZee makes the same signals as previously replied to the taunt, however, it instead targets Mrcreeperfun, quoting that their comment was inaccurate.

It is a stand-off in this field, with the TheRetroPioneer and the Mrcreeperfun teaming up upon the WolfiZee.