Thread:MattBab4/@comment-27398195-20160518082942

Oh hey! Sorry to pop in Uninvited. Oh, this knife? It's just for cutting bread.

Oh the napkins? So we don't spill the coffee and burn our lower body.

*15 minutes later*

*Stabs you and cleans up the blood with the napkins*

-The Kindest Serial Killer.

  