Talk:Unique Role/@comment-27128035-20151027225320/@comment-5498154-20151030034642

Role: Octometaknight

Alignment: Neutral (Benign)

Summary: You are a guy who hides within two Mann Co. Supply Crates so people won't bother you.

Abilities:

Make an amazing comment on a wiki, shattering everyone's minds with apparent awesomeness.

OR

Learn how to do first aid so you can be more like Compa.

Attributes:

You have a terrible singing voice, but you're apparently a great dancer.

You're a tsundere, which means you kill people when they try to flirt with you.

You don't actually play games that cost money. You only watch people on Youtube play those games.

Making an amazing comment might backfire because you might get into an argument with a random guy who is living on a completely different dimensional plane than you.

You are a greedy little scumbag who cannot keep his hands off the chips or soda when it's unprotected.

You have no idea why anyone else would care about you in any way, but somehow you've become a moderator on a wiki for a browser game.

Your full name is Octometaknight Wright Banks, but you don't have the heart to tell anyone that because nobody really cares about full names anymore.

Investigation Results:

Sheriff: You couldn't find a key for the second crate. You're out of money, too.

Investigator: Your target is living in a box. They must be Octometaknight!

Consigilere: Your target is living in a box. They must be Octometaknight!

Goal: Keep people out of your gee gollied box.

You do not care who wins. Why the tarnation would you?