Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190816061956/@comment-35195751-20190915223723

A Duck and an Eggy enter an abandoned Science Lab, only to find that they've actually been asked here to be interrogated about which came first, the Chicken or the Egg. Quacc decides to do Darwin's work for him, as Scientists who'd confuse a Duck with a Chicken are probably not worth keeping around, but in a plot twist, the Scientist was Eggy in disguise and the other Eggy was Kirby in an Egg costume ''Eggy smashes some roosters into Quacc's face, but Quacc Billbutts Eggy in the face before biting the top of Eggy's head off with his bill. Eggy yolk dribbles down into some random machinery, causing the obligitory lab self destruction countdown to start, but Kirby inhales everything'' ''Uh... wheres Quacc?'' Ah well, we'll look later QUACC WINS

Round #2, Jdnow vs Duwiiton Jdnow: He builds a Minecraft house out of Duwiiton Duwiiton: The Frying pan breaks Jdnow's sword