Board Thread:What happens in Salem/@comment-35195751-20190827134814

Well tis a fine day for a Wood Elo game

Awww look, I rolled up Jailor. This gives me false hopes of having a half decent game

I decide not to claim to see how balanced Jailor is without activating meta

So day one, I jail a rando

He claims Mayor, despite a Mayor revealing

This confuses me, but I logically infer that he's a jester

I decide to throw the guy a pity win, getting him lynched and requesting that Mayor and Jailor inno

Dumb Move #1: The Mayor abstains and says that "it's basically the same thing" and that Jester better not kill him because it'll "make him feel bad"

Dumb Move #2: The person I later found out was Godfather Innos him despite my telling nobody about the Jester's Jester-ey nature (and in fact passing him off as a mafia to town)

Dumb Move #3: The lynched Mayor claim was actually a Doctor, and his will says he claimed Mayor because "it makes sense to not let people know there's a Doctor, because people'll think the Mayor is doomed and start throwing"

This is his will, not his claim -_-

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So ok we may have somehow lynched a Mayor/Jester/Doctor Multiclasser, but I decide to Jail the Mayor because I haven't claimed, and I want Mayor alive

Mayor: "fuc, I don't want you to throw like this"

(THE MAYOR HECKING LEAVES)

At this point I've all but given up hope, but we still somehow have a 7-6 lead over the evils (Apparenly Escort got lucky and Mafia hit Arsonist once)

My hopes are semi-restored when after telling everyone what happened as well as my role, we actually get a Jailor claim lynched

Except wait he was Disguiser and disguised as me. He tells everyone "Not to trust the Jailor claim"

Ok well I tell everyone I'll jail one of the innos and that "Good work, we got a Disguiser, we may pull this off yet"

At this point you might be thinking,  "Well let me guess, now TLHP is going to get shot by a Vig right?"

Nope, it might be a little sillier

So I make a jailing, and he claims Vigilante

I feel like this is wrong, but we've had no other TK claims, so I'm forced to let him go

He asks if I'm really TLHP, and I say yes

Cool

So far so good, especially when another Jailor shows up dead (tf?)

The town suddenly goes IQ 9000 and decides that I must be fake because "why the heck would the Disguiser disguise as the Jailor again?"

This is actually a good question, but I point out that lynching me would be suicidal, and that the Vigilante here can back me up, and btw are there any more TK claims?

There aren't, and we get the real Jester lynched this time. I innoed because I'm not an idiot and ask for my 2 TP claims to be on me

I get attacked but someone fought off my attacker

We see 3 corpses the next morning, uh oh...

'The Bodyguard died last night. He died Protecting his target'

The Arsonist died last night, He was haunted by the Jester

The Spy died last Night, he was killed by a member of the mafia

The Vigilante died last night, he was killed by a BodyGuard

(Internally bangs head against wall)

Ok so the Vigilante's will said something to the effect of "I think jester is going to kill me, and TLHP is probably evil and the real Jailor lied to me to make me not know who the Jailor was because they felt threatened by my suspicious Vig claim"

An IQ 9000 play as you can see

So after deciding not to report Vigilante because heck it, I realize that we have a 2-5 lead at this point and can't really screw it up

But oh man did they try

So after seeing the Vig that stuck up for me before saying I was evil, the town actually votes me up

(Headdesk, Headdesk, Headdesk)

I tell everyone that Vigilante even mentioned that I told him who I was in his will, and I get pardoned 0-0

I guess Mafia didn't want to be the impetus for a Jailor Lynch

So I jail a Lookout claim because it's blatantly wrong, and decide to see what happens

No kills, so apparently Lookout is a viable Mafioso claim now?

Apparently not, as they turn out to be Sheriff

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At this point I am so done, and just tell town that you can all see the idiot's LO will and that the evils have to be the TP claims because there is literally no space for them and the other RT claims are confirmed

(I later found out that the Sheriff/LO tried to get me reported in the afterlife incidentally)

Anyhoo we lynch one, I jail the other, all's well

Except for me being Roleblocked for no reason

But we basically won by that point, so whatevs right?

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Right?

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So the Escort claims that they roleblocked me and the town gets me lynched

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I think this might have been a "lynch the Jailor since we already won" thing, but they never expressed that

Then the town lynched the obvious mafia and we won

Yay? 