Talk:Pirate/@comment-34797858-20180301193056/@comment-33927649-20180301195318

1. Because he is a brutal, pillaging, bloodthirsty.

2. Because he is an idiot, why do you think he's a ?

3. Kinda confusing, but because the target is also dumb

4. Because yes

5. Because he is a bad shot and the chainmail is strong and the bullets must suck

6. Because when was the last time you saw an stab someone with a magnifying glass?