Thread:Jallybwan/@comment-33927649-20180209222204/@comment-31680260-20180211023949

NoCarbonRequired wrote:

1. If you drop soap in the dirt, is the soap dirty, or is the dirt clean? Yes.

2. If you spill floor cleaner on the floor, did you make a mess? Yes.

3. Is a hot dog a sandwhich? Depends on how you define "sandwich" - buns are made of bread, so by my definition, yes.

4. If you clean a vaccuum, aren't you a vaccuum cleaner? '''"Vacuum-cleaner" is a single noun. You are simply a cleaner, who happens to be cleaning a vacuum.'''

5. Is pizza an open-faced sandwhich? '''No. Sandwiches are fillings in-between two slices of bread. Pizza is simply a crust with toppings on top of it.'''

6. Does mike wazowski wink or blink? Yes.

7. If you play music using a music player, aren't you the music player? '''No, since you're not actually the one playing the music - the music player is. You are the listener.'''

8. If you say something is indescribable, aren't you describing it? Perhaps, but the description does not accurately represent the thing in question.

9. The only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly Technically, spelling incorrectly incorrectly would mean you spell it incorrectly, but spelling it "i-n-c-o-r-r-e-c-t-l-y" would be correct.

10. If you die in a living room is it still a living room? Yes.

11. If you where underwear over shorts are your shorts, underwear? Wear* and no. Underwear is different from shorts, no matter where you wear them.

12. If 2 vegans hate eachother, is it still considered beef? If by "beef" you mean "conflict", then yes.

13. Why is a building called a building when it’s already built? Yes.

14. If you were driving at the speed of light and you turned your headlights on, would they do anything? No, because your headlights would be broken apart along with the rest of the car at that speed.

15. How can the Kool Aid guy break through brick walls if he's made of glass? Science

16. If ninjas can't be seen, then can other ninjas see them? No.

17. Why is it called football when you use your hands? Because America is stupid (jk)

18. If you are the photographer in a school picture day, does that make you a school shooter? '''No, because "school shooter" means "one who shoots up a school with a gun". That makes you a school photographer.'''

19. If apple made a car, would it have Windows? It would have windows, but not Windows, since cars don't come equipped with laptop technology.

20. If a tomato is a fruit, doesn't that mean ketchup is tomato jam '''Not quite, since ketchup is also processed with other things. It's not just mashed tomato.'''