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The Fedora was a form of Mechanized Military Unicycle first prototyped in the early 1960's as a brainchild of Japanese born French female engineer Osaka Sata Andagi (1935-Present). The Fedora's potential was not fully realized until Indian Mechanized Division used Fedoras in their Hindu Kush campaigns following Pakistan's Declaration of Independence in 1971. It was powered on NetBSD.

The Fedora was feared and loathed by its riders and the enemy in equal measure, often called the 'Pecker-ackar' ('Crotch Cannon') by its pilots. It's first mainstream use was in the Vietnam War, where liquidated Fedoras sold by the Indian government were used as effective "hit-and-run" weapons in the jungles by the Vietcong against American troops. Over it's history, Fedoras have been reported to be responsible for the deaths of over 76,000 people, 2,500 of that number being from self-inflicted and friendly fire accidents.