Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-30739178-20190401160839

unfortunately an elephant stepped on it before you could get it

I wish for an indestructible napkin that is not on fire, and is immune to not-being-able-to-be-wish-granted’d, as well as being cured from both Ligma and the plague. The napkin is a respected volunteer that is able to speak (nothing offensive, explicit, nor sacrilegious), has a great family and great friends, and can not be touched. It's also completely immune to all negative mental effects. The napkin cannot possess the ability to kill. The napkin cannot be teleported anywhere and is water resistant. Also nothing sits on it.