Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31953669-20180101202538/@comment-32994909-20180118213241

Jallybwan wrote: Or just eat a lot, get fat, and sit on them. That's my strategy :D true but if you're too fat you might have trouble chasing them, and you also may have trouble hiding from them due to your size.

A good strategy would be to challenge them to an arm wrestle, if they say no then they're a coward and all their douchebag friends with laugh at them. If they say yes, interrupt the arm wrestle by sitting on them.