Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33075715-20180912000645

So we have Town of Petty People and Town of Nice People. Let us continue the trend of "Town of ___".

Investigator and Consigliere - breaks into your house and snoops through your computer, including your folders marked "stuff".

Lookout, Spy, and Ambusher- watches you creepily through your front window.

Psychic and Medium- asks the dead Investigators and Consiglieres what is actually in the folder on your computer labeled "stuff".

Tracker- stalks you.

Sheriff- jumps out of the bushes and stares at you like you're the weird one as he asks you many personal questions.

Jailor- executes you even if you've proved that your innocent.

Vampire Hunter- stabs everyone and leaves a giant plate of rotting garlic by your window in the morning.

Veteran- is always watching, his gun loaded. Make no sudden movements around him.

Vigilante- shoots everyone and never feels guilty.

Bodyguard, Doctor, and Crusader- "DON'T WORRY, SIR, WE HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL!" They break into your house. The Doctor hooks you up to seven IV bags, gives you three blood transfusions, and shoves an anesthesia mask on your face, the Bodyguard nearly sits on top of you with a loaded shotgun, and the Crusader stands outside and throws hand grenades at anyone who walks by. However, when the Crusader runs out of grenades and the Bodyguard accidentally breaks his gun, the Mafioso sneaks in and stabs you. The Doctor puts a Band-Aid on your wound and heads home.

Trapper- "accidentally" drops his trap on your foot.

Escort and Consort- ignores you completely.

Mayor- hogs all of the Town Protectives to himself once he reveals.

Retributionist- revives the Serial Killer.

Transporter- throws you in front of his wagon and lets his horse trample you. (The Doctor strolls over and throws an ice pack at your face.)

Amnesiac- "Hmm, sorry, I didn't remember it this time." He says this every time you tell him that he owes you $700 for paying his hospital bill after his accident.

Guardian Angel- laughs at you when you die.

Survivor- steals the Bodyguard's vest.

Pirate- smashes your window and stabs you before you know what's going on. (The Doctor points and laughs at you through the broken window before walking away.)

Pestilence- tramples everyone with his horse.

Jester- tells highly offensive jokes at parties.

Arsonist- roasts marshmallows in front of your burning house. 