Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29936852-20190218202035/@comment-26234016-20190313050056

Wish granted! An ordinary, 4x10 solid milk chocolate bar appears in the grasp of your hand, unaltered in any way. Every day after receiving this chocolate bar, your luck, your general happiness during your time on this planet, seems to decline. You wilt. Nothing specifically goes wrong, but... nothing gets better. You feel stuck in place, useless, and you live out your life stewing in the knowledge that you will never do anything of worth.

This is unrelated to the chocolate bar entirely, but the fact that you know that this started the moment after you received the chocolate bar taints all memory of that delectable treat and causes you to forever associate it with your personal hell.

At least it tasted good.

I wish people would stop vandalizing pages.