Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-33768871-20171126205953

Name: Lucifer Alignment: Neutral(Being) Game Information/Background: Lucifer is a loser. Attack: Unstoppable Defense: Invincible Unique Role: Yes Priority: Nope, Lucifer's a little bitch. Abilities: Use the power of the Underworld to strike down on little pussy townies. Attributes: No personality, no girlfriend, no life. Mechanics: Kill everyone. -Investigative Results- Sheriff: Your target is a little bitch. Investigator: Your target could be a big dick, degenerate, or a little bitch. Consigliere/Witch:Your target looks like a dry banana, they must be that little bitch called Lucifer! Goal: Kill all them hoes. Wins With: No one Must Kill: Yourself Anything Else: In his child hood lucifer was bullied, a lot. People would say things to him. Hurtful things. Everyday he would be treated like absolute shit. People would say things like "Hey Lucifer can I have some food at your SPERM NOODLE shop!?" And they would die of laughter. One day, he decided enough was enough. He was going to shoot up the school, and kill the little bitches who said he owned a sperm noodle shop. He was gonna fuck them hoes. "BANG BANG MOTHER FUCKER!" People screamed and flopped on the floor like walruses. The sound of gunshots was screaming in the air. Lucifer looked around to find the bullies who said he had a sperm noodle shop. He found them doing heroin in the girl's locker room. He decided to let them die of overdosing, and live his life as a degenerate.

P.S- By the way my brother made this :o it's really inappropriate XD He's describing himself. 