Talk:Pirate/@comment-27398195-20180225035943

Investigator plans on visiting someone

Pirate: AHA! I HAVE CAME TO STEAL ALL YOUR GOLD!

Investigator: Nah.

Investigation pulls out chainmail and puts it on

Pirate: You think that chainmail will stop my Bullet?

Investigator: S-

Pirate fires

Bullet gets caught between chainmail rings

Pirate: ...Wat the f--k

Investigator: I have no idea.