Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32576568-20180115222459/@comment-33967403-20180318191846

Jack Sparrow died last night. He was trying to do a badass midair jump and stab someone with his scimitar, when he hit his head on a support beam. We found a last will next to the body. "Where has the rum gone? At least I got a jar of dirt!" Jack Sparrow' s role was the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Dead Chat

Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.