Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-35051747-20190523021712/@comment-35051747-20190607235702

The Spy died to the fearless Executioner who set up the trap for Town to lynch Spy who killed his beloved pet dog, Bitch Santiago. Bitch Santiago bit Mr.Powerball because he called Bitch Santiago a bad dog so he attempted to kill Mr.Powerball after talking with Mr.Hi the awesome Mayor who Bitch Santiago knew was dating Mrs.Powerball and told Mr.Hi that Bitch Santiago held the roses for his wedding on the second Saturday he said he loved getting his revenge on Mr.Powerball and finally getting the wishes the dog wanted. But the Spy snitched on Bitch Santiago to expose him. The dog bit him, The Spy killed the poor dog because they bit Mr.Powerball and the Spy ate a tainted berry, knocking out Mr.Powerball. Mr.Powerball kicked back at the Spy. The Mayor heard and informed the Executioner of Wild Wild Wild West who set the trap made out of scat. The Spy was voted out of the Town and was mercilessly lynched by the Mafia who had taken over the game by then.

(that's like 8 words unfair)