Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-33601385-20180503224909/@comment-33586669-20180509191711

TownofSalemMurders wrote: WolfiZee wrote: There is a new commercial on television - Oh boy more scamAre you scared of getting killed in your home? Yes (no)  Are you worried that you'll see a Consigliere at your doorstep? I am the Consigliere...(no..) Well no worries! If you see a Mafia member, Just hire the local Juggernaut to take care of your property AND your house! What about Pesti- (What about ourselves, we'll get killed to...)However, that isn't it! '''Oh? Hm?''' We'll also come if you are having trouble with a member of the Coven! '''What about Pesti- What trouble could i cause? ''' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BUT WAIT! That isn't all! You can trade a tooth to get 2 of yours knocked out! No thanks, but what about Pesti-uhhh BUT WAIT! We'll also come in the case of an Arsonist, Werewolf, Serial Killer, What about Pesti- or Pestilence!

Oh.

OH.

OHH.

OHH MY GOD.

No way.

Is it possible?

No, it can't be.

'''But... it is?'''

HOW IN THE-

busting down your door! BUY BUY BUY!

Juggernaut Emergency Care

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