Board Thread:Describe the above user's avatar/@comment-30231428-20170404065851/@comment-26234016-20170410133944


 * Most of its inhabitants believe that the Earth is a mostly spherical, just slightly appearing to have been "pushed in" a bit on the poles so the equator "bulges out" a bit more than on a perfectly spherical object. A highly vocal, loony, and nasally minority seem to think that it is flat, presumably squarish.
 * Despite the fact that "Earth" means dirt, most of Earth's surface is covered by water. Curiously, while water is absolutely vital to continued life as humans know it, most of the Earth's water, if consumed in sufficient quantities, would kill humans.
 * The Earth's environment is seemingly quite fragile. However, since it is our God-given right to trash it[3], dammit we're gonna do it.
 * Everyone that has ever lived and everyone you have ever known has been from Earth. Deep, ain't it? Alien abductionists may disagree with this.
 * Earth's star, Sol (though possession probably should belong to Sol and not Earth), is considered to be average as stars go. How's that for weird?
 * Earth lost out to Mars when all of the planetary bodies of the Solar System voted for Most Likely to Support Life. But, who's laughing now?
 * It is the only planet in the solar system not named after a Roman god / goddess in the English language.[4] However, the dwarf planets Haumea and Makemake are named after Hawaiian and Easter Island deities respectively, whilst Eris is named after the Greek goddess of discord.
 * It is the only known planet with RationalWiki, Minecraft, and feminism
 * It is also the only known planet with MRAs, the Religious Right and Scientology.
 * Its inhabitants are "Mostly Harmless"(caps intentional)