Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-2607:FCC8:8D8C:E700:ECCD:E1F0:F839:8588-20180303032934/@comment-33967403-20180306235357

Addfire wrote: Microwavelover3000 wrote: Addfire wrote: There can be no king whilst I am sovereign supreme of puns. I am your ruler and shall rule the land with a tyrannical hand. Firstly, I didn't vote for you. Secondly, I summoned Shrek to destroy all you hold dear. It's all Ogre for you now, you tyrant! LAYERS of agony and tears. The Shreckoning has come for you. Ravioli ravioli, I have put upon you a curse most unholy! First: GO TO MY THREAD FFS

Second: A 'Tyrant' is someone who seizes control in an illegal way. Of course you didn't vote for me, you egg.

Third: I refuse to befoul puns with Shrek. Memes ≠ Puns. It's just entirely different levels of humor. Don't mix them. You dare insult my people in many ways in a few sentences. *Ahem* *French accent* I spit on your people, and I fart in your general direction. Your father was a toaster, and your mother smelt of lavender! A curse upon thy soul! May your Wi-Fi be one bar always, and may you have a movie you were anticipating to see RUINED! (too evil? I think maybe just a bit.)