Talk:Jailor/@comment-27748204-20160312025029

I generally don't write stories, but I wanted to hail "i love nar nar" the Legendary Immortal who faced certain death 5 times and lived to see the daylight all five times as promoted Framer->Mafioso in a Normal Classic game.

I was Water the Jailor, and I jailed Nar Nar who claimed Invest. At the time, I had chosen to execute them to add pressure but in thet end, I let them live—I'm surprised my last second decision saved. However, once RT was established as Retributionist and the real Invest was confirmed, I set out to behead Nar Nar. Little did I know that I would be roleblocked by the Escort. We did not vote Nar Nar up the next day since there was some suspicion that he could have jester. Therefore, I announced myself as jailor and promised to execute him. Again, little did I know that I would be roleblocked AGAIN. And here's a little background info: Prior to the incidents with Nar Nar, I managed to personally execute two Mafia members, so meaning, I would have single-handedly persecuted the entire Mafia had it not been for Moshu the Escort.

The story does not end there after my three failed execution attempts. Obviously, a declared jailor does not live for long and thus, after dying to SK and leaving an extensive will, Nar Nar actually does not come under any suspicion during the day. However, the Vigilante did notice and set out to do his job. But alas, he, too, was roleblocked by Moshu the Escort.

Finally, the game winds down to 3 people: Moshu the Escort, Serial Killer, and Nar Nar the Mafioso. Moshu and Serial Killer manage to vote Nar Nar the Mafioso up, but Moshu actually believes Nar Nar's convincing argument and as a result, Nar Nar is voted off by a draw. Then, the Serial Killer is put on trial and is subsequently lynched.

Everyone, please hail the Legendary Immortal, "i love nar nar." Although I haven't the slightest clue as to what a "nar nar" is actually comprised of, one thing is for certain—nar nar is the elixir of life personally planted by from the Supreme Deity of Fortune, and by extension, convenient roleblocking.

P.S. I was considering posting this factual memoir on a different role page, such as on the Escort page, as a reference tool for novice and inexperienced escorts, but I decided against this, seeing that I am unimaginably marveled at the level of high-level play as demonstrated by Moshu, the faithful lover of nar nar, which may be a highly addictive substance.