User blog:Addfire/Yes, this was nessecary

Been playing Pokèmon Moon and someone just insulted the team I had. My reaction:

What the pew did pew just pewing say about me, you little pew? I’ll have pew know I graduated top of my class in the Nebby Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Ola, and I have 200 BST.

I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top Nebby in the entirety of Alola. Pew are nothing to me but just another bag. I will escape the pew out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nebbing words.

Pew think you can get away with putting me in the bag? Think again, pew. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cosmog across Ultra Space and pewur ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Z-Splash, Wimpod. The Z-Splash that wipes out the pathetic little thing pew call pewur life. Pew're pewing fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint pew in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Teleport.

Not only am I extensively trained in nebulous combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of two moves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe pewur miserable Ash-Greninja off the face of the continent, pew little Shiinotic. If only pew could have known what unholy retribution pewur little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon pew, maybe pew would have held your pewing tongue.

But pew couldn’t, pew didn’t, and now pew’re paying the price, pew Arceusdamn idiot. I will Muk fury all over pew and pew will drown in it.

Pew’re pewing dead, kiddo