Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28092296-20190819013620

All of the European countries wanted to attract more tourists, so they started to advertise themselves as unique and cool places to visit. With all of the different European countries, there are plenties of weird and abnormal things that you can find being advertised.

Such examples include:
 * Sexy Germany (he wants to be 'G-your man' ;) )


 * The UK, who originally was going to build a cruise ship and sail it over a bunch of ice bergs, but left

However, it seems that Europe trying to attract tourists has sparked an international competition for tourism. Here are some actions that several countries have taken:
 * And the Netherlands, who have been flooded so hard by global warming that they've decided to turn into the world's largest and most uncomfortable water park.
 * The United States tried to shut down McDonalds because the American pilots were too heavy and kept on crashing the planes
 * A coalition of Asian countries have started a new joint advertising campaign to get new tourist dollars. (Are Ja-plan-ing to visit somewhere? Are you Indi-a pickle and want rest? So am I! Tai-want to visit Asia, where there are many interesting things to see outside of racist stereotypes and communism!)

There are many more things that have resulted from the international scramble for tourists, however, it is clear that Israel is in the lead for the hottest place to travel—that statistic is-rael. 
 * ...with the except of North Korea, who's only redeeming quality for tourism was bragging that their first visitor recently came back from their 'extensive trip' to the country
 * Most countries in Africa declared that 'all hope was lost' and resumed to being broke
 * Saudi Arabia dumped buckets of oil on the runway of one of their airports in hopes of attracting Americans