Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-26277120-20171202012110

Staircase

Alignment: Neutral (Chaos)

You are an old staircase who's tired of being walked all over.

Attack: Powerful

Defense: 5 HP (Basic attacks deal 1 damage, Powerful attacks deal 2, and Unstoppable attacks deal 3)

Unique: Yes

Abilities:

-Distract and trip players.

Attributes:

-You are a staircase made of strong material, which makes you durable enough to handle some attacks.

-If you are hit with a Powerful or Unstoppable attack, your attacker will fall down the stairs, effectively killing them.

-If you are visited in a way that would harm or roleblock you, your visitor will also fall down the stairs.

-You can also choose one person to distract every night; you distract people by making loud creaking noises.

-Distracting a player, in this case, does not roleblock them. Instead, it will lead them to you. If anyone visited you that night, the person you distracted will use their ability on your visitor, due to the visitor being the suspect behind making all those creaking noises.

-You can't be lynched; if you are put on trial, a message will pop up, saying "Wait, that's not a criminal, it's a staircase! Surely we shouldn't waste our lynch on a freaking staircase! Put up somebody else!"

Investigative Results:

Sheriff: Your target is-- don't freak out-- your target is... a staircase. Deep breaths, man, deep breaths, you will be okay.

Investigator: (Your target is nowhere to be seen. The only possible explaination for this is that your target is a staircase; anything else is unreasonable.)

Consig/Witch: OH F*CK, IT'S A STAIRCASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUN! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!

Goal:

Live until the end of the game, after causing 3 deaths.

Wins with:

Anybody, as long as the goal has been met.

This role will make "KILL THE STAIRCASE" a popular quote worldwide. 