Talk:Pirate/@comment-27398195-20180225035943/@comment-216.48.132.24-20180301120938

Another Alternate Ending:

Pirate: AHA! I HAVE COME TO STEAL ALL YO-

'''BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! POW! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! PEW! POW! BLAM! POW!'''

The Pirate was brutally murdered last night.

'''They were shot by a Veteran. They also committed suicide.'''