Board Thread:Townie of the Month/@comment-31680260-20180302044607/@comment-33967403-20180306121239


 * Clapping* You finally figured out how to nowiki! If you hadn't used nowiki, I would have shoved you off the cliff instead. But you got it. *Confetti rains down from the heavens, covering the world in a blanket of colorful paper, which gets into many people's hair. Oh, God, why did I do this? Children are drowning in confetti. People are getting trapped in their homes by it? Why did I do this? There's a crisis alert in every country! I don't want to di- Wait, I'm above the confetti flood! It's all fine.*