Thread:RubikJohn/@comment-36963837-20190211050327/@comment-35813313-20190212233951


 * puts on nerd glasses*

Well, 5 arbitrary wood units in one second times 20 would technically equal 100 arbitrary wood units. However, this is assuming the woodchuck in question has enough stamina to chuck 5 arbitrary wood units per second for 20 seconds straight. The only way this could be possible is if the woodchuck is on some sort of stimulant, and assuming his body could even handle the amount of stimulant necessary to chuck 100 arbitrary wood units (which would vary depending on the type of stimulant, obviously, so getting into the details of how much stimulant a woodchuck's body could handle is an entirely different ballpark), it is quite difficult to ascertain (with certainty, of course) that the woodchuck could chuck exactly 5 arbitrary wood units for 20 seconds straight. Furthermore, it is highly unlikely that the woodchuck could grasp the concept of time and could methodically and systematically chuck exactly 5 wood units per second. The closest a woodchuck could get to the human concept of time is the Circadian rhythm, which entirely depends on the dosage of specific hormones in the body (such as melatonin), and, knowing that the endocrine system is not perfect, this is an unreliable method of keeping time.