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The laws of thermodynamics deny this, somehow.

I wish for a smol pupper that is bulletproof, does not bite nor run away nor become a meal for any organism, is immune to shedding and toxins/poisons, does not manifest into a furry at random, and has fur upon its body, tasting quasi shit. The good boi is also a canine Chad and grows to be a successful lawyer, and does not spiral into systematic entropy.