Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-33967403-20180626205712

Summary: You are a powerful man, bent on providing the poor souls around with the mercy of death, AND FLEX TAPE, THE MOST POWERFUL ADHESIVE!

Unique: Yes

Attack: Godlike (You fucking saw stuff in half, shoot objects with cannons, and submerge things underwater, in shark infested water, at that! THAT'S NOT EVEN MENTIONING STABBING THEM AND USING A CHAINSAW FOR A LOTTA DAMAGE! Rampages, doesn't kill the innocent or Already broken.)

Defense: Immortal (You cannot kill God. Is also roleblock, control, jail, lynching, and basically immune to any effect that would be negative, including blackmail, being doused, being hexed, framed. Anyone who visits in a way considered negative dies, and escorts don't stop Phil, he just attacks them as well.)

Abilities: Attack a person each night. You get a menu of options on how to break your target. You can saw them in half, shoot them with a cannon, submerge them in shark infested waters, or stab them and use the chainsaw before repairing them with one of the powerful items of your choice, from the Flex Tape brand. Once repaired, "innocent" or "already broken" roles such as: Jester, Guardian Angel, Survivor, Sheriff, Amnesiac, Executioner, Witch, Microwavelover3000, NoCarbonRequired, and Pirate. (Microwavelover3000 and NoCarbonRequired  actually don't die in the first place, Phil Swift instead gets a message saying "You were going to attack your target, but you saw that they would help you in your quest to cleanse Salem of its filth!" After the visit, Microwavelover3000 and/or NoCarbonRequired gain Phil's stats, and they open up a new faction and a night chat. The faction is named "Flex Tapers!" The Pirate can join as well, but their message is different. "You were about to saw their boat in half, but you realized this pirate already had their boat sawed in half! You repaired it using only FLEX TAPE!")

Wins with: All Innocent or Already broken roles listed above, basically all non killer neutrals, Microwavelover3000, NoCarbonRequired

Must kill: Town, Mafia, Coven, Neutrals (NK only)

Achievements:

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF! : Win your first game as Phil Swift

AND REPAIRED IT USING ONLY FLEX TAPE! : Get five wins as Phil Swift

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE! : Get 10 wins as Phil Swift

How about we add some more? : Get 25 wins as Phil Swift

There, it's fixed. : Visit an Innocent or Already broken

Let's see what you repair with Flex Seal! : Form a faction with Microwavelover3000, NoCarbonRequired, or Pirate

Because Flex Tape memes came back or became more noticeable 