User blog comment:Venera651/DR THREAD BECAUSE SPECIAL CHARACTERS ARE NOT ALLOWED SMH KMN/@comment-33161724-20160930212518/@comment-33161724-20161002151229

First of all, everyone knows that the cork has a plastic seal on it to guarentee that it was not roofied.

Second of all, I grab squirtle by her hand, hand her a bottle in the other hand, say to her "Whack em if it gets nasty" then dash to where I think I heard Nlove cry.

Note: I am deaf in one ear. Feel free to alter the story to make it interesting i.e. making me run the exact opposite direction of where Nlove died or something.

Or something, IDK.