Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-39165822-20190705193751/@comment-33521817-20191009080106

We have interrupted this program to bring you some breaking news. After RDNs attempt to extinguish the sun with a m o i s t cucumber, balls of fire have been raining down on earth. In addition, the sun has slightly increased in size, speeding up global warming and melting the ice caps. RDN has been arrested for the destruction caused by the fireballs and the water that has flooded coastal cities.

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a̵l̸l̶ ̸h̴a̴i̸l̵ ̷s̴u̶n̸c̵a̸t̴

a̴͙̯̭̭̙̫̽̍̂͛̽̿͠l̷̨̧̛̤̞͔͂̂͜l̸̻̜͙̖̏̉͝ ̵̛̩̌̍h̷̏̇͆̄ͅǎ̷̪̙̬i̷̛͖̹͖̫͛̀͊͆̿͘l̶̡̟͖̞͇̫͋ ̴͙̈́͂͝s̵̢̮̩̗̹̳̓̚ű̵̦̐̓́ñ̸̹̃̐̓̃̅c̵̨̛͉̱̺̲̘͉͐͋̆͗à̵̝͉̈́̿̉̕ţ̷̘̙͑̀̃͆

a̴͙̯̭̭̙̫̽̍̂͛̽̿͠l̷̨̧̛̤̞͔͂̂͜l̸̻̜͙̖̏̉͝ ̵̛̩̌̍h̷̏̇͆̄ͅǎ̷̪̙̬i̷̛͖̹͖̫͛̀͊͆̿͘l̶̡̟͖̞͇̫͋ ̴͙̈́͂͝s̵̢̮̩̗̹̳̓̚ű̵̦̐̓́ñ̸̹̃̐̓̃̅c̵̨̛͉̱̺̲̘͉͐͋̆͗à̵̝͉̈́̿̉̕ţ̷̘̙͑̀̃͆

a̶̗͇͔̯̘̪̺̲̰͉̣̳̳̟͍̣͚͕͈̥̺͎͂͐̂̑̈́͐̈̒̈́̾͂̽͌̀̚͜l̷̼͖̟̥̲̣͈̭̤͕̻̀̾̃̓̎́̎͘͘̚ͅͅļ̴̡̢̨̛͕̦̲̜͇̼̺̱̳͈̫̫͕̝͕̹̹͉̥̦͇͕͍̺͈̯̠͇̖̭̳̮̮͕͉̂̐̆̀̓́̽̓̒͐͑͑͐͌̾̓̾̓̋́̋̂̉̌͐̉͊̓̆̊̚͜͠͠͝ ̸̨̧̨̡̧̛̛̩̗̼͚̩̘̪̲͚͚̰̥̠̝̓́̌͊̄̉͌̋͂̾͂̓̌̋̓̉͝ḥ̴̨̢̨̟̗̮̥̺͖̰͎̗̻̗͎̪̫͉̮̺̣̬̟́͒͆͆̈́̐̓̈́̏̈̏̇̄̽̑̒̈́̎̂̇̈́̕̕͜͝ͅa̶̧̡̮̤̯̤̐͒̆̂̾͒̇͛̎̎̀ì̸̡̨̛̜͙̭̮͙̣͉̥͖̲̖̪̲̙̟̳̰̙͎̺͓̭̜͖̬̤͇̖͔̗͈̈̎͒̓̊̅̀̈̇́̒̾͛l̵̗̝̹͉̟̣̗̜̦̾͆͆̒͛͑ ̵̧̨̡̨̗̳͈̺̜̠̞͙͙͓͈̬̱̞̥̯̰̹̱̰̻̜̭̪̥̻̻̊̃͐̏̓̀͘͜͜͝ͅs̷̡̧̡̼̗͍͎̹̻̦͇̺̯̜̰̗͙̖̭̖̝̲̩̠͇̰̞͉̫̻͙͇͎͓̏̒̀̉̒͛͂̇̉̆̇̈̔͊͐̑͋̑̉̅̈̀̂̿́͊̃̇̂̔́̋̕̚̕͝͠ͅͅǔ̸̘̝̬̲̰̟̮̳̫̜̖͓̾͑̾̌͒̅́̇̍̈́̈́͂́̂̅̐̑̉̉̍̅͂̾̀̾͝ṋ̵̨̧̥̥̰̮̩͇̪̥̫͓̖̮̖̘͉͇̹̩̰͈͔̜̭̤͖̰͍̆̋̉̑͛́̋̌̔͌͊͒̊̈́̇̒̈́̉̈́̿̔̚̚̚͜͝͠ͅç̶̢̛͙͎̼̼̻̣̫̠̤̹̪̳̖̹̙͉̈́̀̓͋͒͗̿̓̊̋͋͂͛̽͒͗͒͗̆͐̀̃̒́͐̕͠͝͝a̶̢̧̯̠͙̫͈̬͐̄͆̌́́̅̎̃͌̅̈̇̎͋̇̓͗̄̊̀̓̌̏̏̆͊̒́͌̀̔͘͝t̴̨̧̧̨͇̘̟̹̩̤̼̩͉̺̰̩̻̭̘͙͇͔̞̥̘͙̲͍̦̬̥̰̜̂̅̑̑̊̉͐̅͒̑̋̃̽̓̐̌̀̓̈͐͌̐̍̚̚̚͜͝͠͝͠ͅ

* SILENCE*

The person below, along with the rest of the human race, has been decimated by the Great Extinction Event of 2019.