Board Thread:Role Ideas (Other)/@comment-33007077-20170201020938/@comment-26234016-20170207233937

So a woman's walking around in broad daylight, in a huge crowd of people...

When all of a sudden her arms catch fire.

So she is literally burning to death, or at least will be unable to use her limbs for the rest of her life. Her skin is bubbling under the intense heat, and she is begging for someone to help her.

So the police run in

and arrest her.

Why? Possession of an unlicensed firearm.