Thread:NoCarbonRequired/@comment-33521817-20190930071749

NoCarbonRequired is peacefully walking his dog in the park. The weather is perfect: blue skies, bright sun. NoCarbon is in a great mood. He decides to sit on a bench in the park next to the oldest tree in town. He enjoys the view.

A few minutes later he decides it is time to go home.

But then, he slips!

He falls down some stairs, breaking his neck and his skull.

This day ends in the death of NoCarbonRequired 