Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31583987-20181127135724/@comment-26234016-20181205143031

I'm not entirely sure what all this fuss is about. I actually a few years ago was a pretty fierce advocate in what sort of feels like a holy war between flat and round earth– but I just don't understand why we have all this fuss when the newly theorized 'Roomba Earth' idea has come onto the playing field.

The Earth is simply a humongous knife strapped to the top of a cosmic Roomba, and this Roomba follows the trail of sunlight left by the sun. The sun sends a trail of sunlight in a circle– up until now, this was thought of as Earth's orbit.

Earth is the only such knife attatched to a Roomba because Cosmic Sears only had one in stock. Therefore, all other planets are round.