Board Thread:Role Ideas (Neutral)/@comment-30154040-20161109104819

hERRO! oIM tEM! hERE tO tELL yOU aBOUT tHE nEW rOLE: tEM!

tEM ned colleg mony! plz donat in coments =(

(Disclaimer: Tem is a fictional character, please do not pay real money for this.)

tEM nOT fICTiON!

wUT a tEM duZ IS rlY CoL!

FuRSt (unique) 5 pEe pOLe hOO vIST tEM pAIS 4 colleg! yayz!

tHEN, teM gO tU colleg aND geTS degre!

aNYbODY hOO, whEN tEM tHeeNKS bAK, dIDN'T tRY tO kILL tEM wILL gET a rEWARD!

tHEH wALT gET iMMUNITY tO aLL tHINKS!

aND iF tHEY R dED, thY gT wESSUwEcTEd! yayz!

tEM wINS wHEN tHEY gO  tO colleg! yayz!

sHERIF rESALTZ: tANKYA fOR colleg!

iNVEZT aLLIGATOR rEZALTS: tANKYA fOR colleg!

cON sIGN lIE aIR rEZALTS: tANKYA fOR colleg!

(Note: It was really painful to write up this joke role, please have #triggered responses.) 