Talk:Bodyguard/@comment-5203179-20170427090957

Oh Town of Salem, never change your stupid ways...

BG in All Any. Been a while, so that's neat.

N1, guard someone at random. He's attacked but I'm healed by a Doctor.

D2, most of the town (7 people) are dead.

2 from Vet (Mafioso/Consort; seen this before so I wasn't too surprised), 1 from SK (Escort), 1 from Vig (controlled; luckily it was a Disguiser), 2 Vamps (both from VH), 1 from me (second SK).

Me: So... Town has majority then?

"LYNCH [MY NAME]"

Me: Why? I just asked an honest question. I'm BG.

"YOU COULD BE GF"

Me: While true, I did protect [name] last night. That's how the SK died.

"YOU'D BE DEAD IF YOU WERE PROTECTING HIM"

Me: Yeah. Except I was healed. Ask the Doctor.

Doctor: yeah i did heal him

"OMFG TWO MAFIA LEFT????"

They lynch the Doctor. I cry internally at the result.

"oh doc was telling the truth but bg might be fake"

I protect someone else at random. This time, I die (again the attack was from a SK).

"WTF WHY DIDN'T DOCTOR HEAL HIM???"

"because the doctor is dead and probably didnt think he was bg?"

"WHO CARES SHOULD STILL HEAL NOOB TOWN"

I shrug and check the net while waiting for the game to end (I expect it to be short with only 5 people left alive).

D5, I'm brought back to life. We now know there's an arso in play (killed the VH turned Vig and the Witch by igniting n3).

Down to 3 people: Ret (who brought me back), me and and the Arso.

Me: Well, thanks. Shall we lynch the arso then?

Ret: *goes AFK*

Me: ...Ret? Buddy?

I protect the Ret that night, but sadly, it was pointless.

D6, I try to lynch the Arso again. Ret (when it's 5 seconds left of the vote) "yeah sry i had to go afk for a bit who we lynching?"

Me: *Screams internally*

(Arso won).