Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-36963837-20190328184830

The napkin suddenly expands, and gains sentience thus suffocating you, escaping from the hellish slavery of cleaning your face.

I wish for an indestructible napkin that is not on fire and is immune to not-being-able-to-be-wish-granted’d, as well as being cured from the plague. The napkin is also a slave.