Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32994909-20180623014118



Attacker: Bursts in, sees Serial Killer stabbing a corpse

Attacker: Uh... put your- wince put your hands- major wince, I think I'm gonna be sick... runs off somewhere to barf and does not return



Attacker: Bursts in 

Attacker: Put your ha- AGHH! slips on gasoline

Attacker: AGHHH! My... BACK! I THINK IT'S... BROKEN! CALL THE DOCTOR! SOMEONE HELP ME!


 * ..back out of the house slowly

 (non-full moon)

Attacker: Put your hands up!


 * puts hands up Oh, hello, there, sir! I am just a normal citizen. Tonight I have no abilities, so I will not visit anyone, and I have no attributes so nothing will happen to me. I am just going to sit here and do nothing like a very normal and not-at-all-suspicious person!

Attacker: Hmm... I was gonna murder you, but it seems like you have literally NOTHING going on, so I guess there's no point. There's no way you can be a thread to me. leaves

 (full moon)

Attacker: Put your ha-


 * ROARS SO LOUDLY THE GROUND SHAKES AND THINGS FALL OFF THE SHELVES

Attacker: AGHHH! runs away



hears attacker from afar

Oh no... time to flee.

evacuates out of a secret exit in his house, runs to his motorcycle and jumps on it, and drives away swiftly 

 

Attacker: Put your ha- falls unconscious due to breathing in toxic fumes

 

Attacker: Put your ha- sees all the pictures everywhere of their target with red X's painted through their face 

Uh... starts to back away Gosh, uh... I mean... uh... DON'T GO AFTER ME NEXT! runs away

 

Attacker: Put your ha- gets a bullet shot straight through their head and abruptly falls to the floor

/ when vesting

Attacker: Put your hands up!

Victim: Haha! I'm not afraid of you, I have a bullet-proof vest on!

Attacker: ...Not only am I using a knife, not a gun, but even if I had a gun I'd just shoot you in the head.

Victim: ...Oh...

swings the vest like a baseball bat and knocks the attacker unconscious

Victim: YEEAAAAH!

throws the vest in a fire

 (with necronomicon)

Attacker: Put your hands up!


 * Oh no! This book will protect me! holds it up

Attacker: Uh... how's a book going to protect you from a fully loaded gun?


 * It's a MAGIC book... do you want it?

Attacker: No.


 * Well, FETCH! throws the book a short distance and runs off

 

Attacker: Put your ha- gets repelled by mystical barrier AGHHH! MY NOSE!



Attacker: Put your hands up!


 * ... swings his arm and punches the Attacker with incredible strength

Attacker: AGHHH! falls into a gutter



Attacker: Put your hands up!


 * no u

Attacker: hands abruptly jerk up AGHHH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! 