Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-33075715-20180624151113/@comment-32329805-20180628034536

TheSheriff1 wrote: (Read in a calm British accent.)

A solitary killer, the ZeDieN1Masta otherwise commonly known in the scientific community as "Z'DioMasturus" is a close cousin to the jaguar, possessing abilities similar to their animal family, including being carnivourus.

The ZeDieN1Masta observes from a distance the other residents of the jungle like Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer having a positive discussion in third person regarding Betimawesome's supposed elite social status in the animal kingdom.

You may be wondering why Betimawesome and TheRetroPioner discuss in third person, and that, dear viewer, is due to complex evolutionary changes that have shaped the way these species communicate.

The ZeDieN1Masta is a predator that carefully calculates the plausible truth of their prey, therefore having a tactical advantage, able to snatch up meat ranging up to 7 times its weight!

Watch as the ZeDieN1Masta slowly crawls through the grass, stealthy, to secure its lunch.

The Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer appear oblivious to ZeDieN1Masta's plans, as they simply continue their social interactions with one another.

The ZeDieN1Masta then prepares to pounce, by arching his back and keeping a steady sight on the Betimawesome and TheRetroPioneer.

The ZeDieN1Masta then leaps into the air, and tackles TheRetroPioneer, which downgrades the prey's so-thought great social status to a lost-cause in the animal kingdom.

Betimawesome, in horror, retreats back to their species's clan, and warns their relatives of the active threat. Continued

After the elusive ZeDieN1Masta caught it's prey, however, it was very exhausted, barely having enough energy to go back to it's pack to return the meat. After taking a quick nap, it came back to hunt after Betimawesome.

However, it didn't have nearly enough energy to catch Betimawesome, resorting to unoriginal comments to take him down.

This gave Betimawesome a chance to retaliate, which it gladly did. It easily beat the exhausted ZeDieN1Masta, forcing them to retrat, in an embarassing defeat.

Betimawesome then quickly went to their clan to enjoy their victory. However, there was a threat, unknown to him. There were 2 people spectating the event the entire time, TheSheriff1 & WolfiZee.