Talk:Consigliere/@comment-98.109.38.181-20150627015734/@comment-5498154-20150818041935

My will:

I know it might be sad that I'm dead, but I assure you I'll be back. Just preform a concert of "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" on a stage at a high school with a mirror within 20 feet of said stage.

I give everything I own to the Tails Doll. Like he'd need it. But give all my stuff to him anyway.

I want my corpse stuffed inside an animatronic suit, which would be cremated afterwards.

My cause of death was definitely Maeko. Lynch her immediately.

I wanted to live in a world that wasn't so god damned scary.

'''I know french. I will still know french after I die. I'm not going to type any french in this will because nobody understands it.'''

For the record, I DID steal your Kit Kat, Jim. Also, I'm sorry I couldn't make Five Nights at Maeko's before she killed me. I was learning Unity and everything.

If you're reading this, obviously Sayaka and Hikari didn't do their god damned job. Have them fired and relocated.

Please do NOT burn this will. My ghost will murder you if you attempt to do so.