Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-23865306-20190329114912

The napkin cannot speak and is therefore very sad.

I wish for an indestructible napkin that is not on fire and is immune ot not-being-able-to-be-wish-granted'd, as well as being cured from the plague. The napkin is a respected volunteer that is able to speak and not be touched.