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The Earth, also known as "Le Bingo Master", was a huge movie critic in the 1890’s. Many people refused to believe his dumb jokes, but he claimed that he was a time traveller. He’d been assassinated on June 3rd, 1891. Many people ran around to try and buy his corpse, which at the time cost as much as five Christmas trees. That event was also known as the “Terrification”. Nowadays, many people have forgotten this legendary time-traveller-wannabe, but if you ask someone who’s wearing a trenchcoat and a black fedora, they’ll answer: “He was the greatest of men, but the worst of men.”

Oh yeah, it's alternatively known as a planet.