Talk:Janitor/@comment-5203179-20170422225420

A short (for fun) story I made up once when I was bored, waiting for a game to end (I was a dead Exe due to WW).

Mafioso: "Hey bud, we're gonna murder this guy tonight."

Janitor: "Yeah alright then. I'll tag along."

Mafioso: "Neat."

(Person is murdered)

Janitor: "Well, time to get to cleaning."

(Janitor pulls out a very large mop that literally empties the entire house of anything that could possibly be in there, including will and any proof of that persons role.)

Godfather: "So uh... What was his role and will anyway?"

Janitro: "...Let me check the mop..."

(Once 3 cleans are used)

Janitor: "YOU GUYS ARE JUST USING ME YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE!"

Remaining Mafia: "...Wut."

Janitor: "THAT'S IT NO MORE CLEANS FOR YOU."

Godfather: "...You only cleaned 3 people."

Janitor: "...Look, I can only clean so much blood before everyone starts realizing the water is turning red."

(Godfather spits out his drink.)

Godfather: "YOU DUMPED THE BLOOD WHERE?!"

(Story is not official in any way. I literally made it up because the game was slow as sin and Mafia had 2 Janitors. Kinda easy to realize when 6 people are cleaned...)