Thread:Maidori Waifurin/@comment-26234016-20170518235915/@comment-26234016-20170521211814

You successfully grab the potato. You try to eat it, but realize it's metal! As in, a robot AI!

A machine gun rises from the floor. The potato looks cooly at you.

"I don't want anyone to die yet. But if you don't let go of me you'll be dancing the tarantella."