Talk:Crusader/@comment-73.107.94.9-20180620205812/@comment-73.107.94.9-20180620210827

hey Id like to do a story on the Crusader

Townie: you can find him at the mayor's house tonight

Reporter: thanks

Townie: beware

Reporter: ok Im at the Mayor's house and

SK: SNEAK ATTACK

Crusader: ILL SAVE YOU

Crusader: *shoots gun*

Reporter: YOU SHOT ME IN THE F ING SPLEEN YOU RETARD

Crusader: sorry I was aiming at the SK

Crusader: here we go

Reporter: you missed HOW DID YOU MISS HE WAS THREE FEET INFRONT OF YOU

Crusader:*turns to reporter* Im sorry if my work isnt always satisfactory but I do my job with pride

Reporter: is the safety on on that thing?


 * Crusader drops gun*

Reporter: OW YOU HIT MY F ING STOMACH YOU ARE MORE SADISTIC THAN THE SK

SK: HEY I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK

SK: I would stab you, but you're dying so Ill just go check on the Mayor, C ya never Crusader

Crusader: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW

Reporter: SO MUCH PAIN

SK: hey Crus be more careful with that thing or you might


 * Mayor screams*

SK: Imma just go home, its been a long day

REPORTER AND MAYOR WERE FOUND BRUTALLY MURDERED LAST NIGHT

CRUSADER IS TO BLAME

THE SK TRIED HIS BEST BUT JUST COULDNT COMPETE WITH THE CRUSADERS DESTRUCTIVE POWER

SK: I dont know who's the worse killer, me or the Crusader

Crusader: ah crap

Crusader: alt + f4 whatever that does

Crusader committed suicide last night, he was also killed by The Doctor and for some reason a sheep