Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-28092296-20180716221821

You are an orange duck with a great hatred for Chinese food.

Attac: Unstoppable Attack. It's great. I love unstoppable attack.

Defense: My hair is my defense.

Abilities: Call the Chinese Great

Deport Mexicans

Deport Central Americans

You get a small loan of 1,000,000 merit points after every round. You can call the Russians to give you 10,000 votes and hijack BMG's servers.

Attributes:

Once the Coven get Mein Kampf the Necronomicon, you can call CNN fake news.

Goal: Nuke North Korea. 