Talk:Vampire/@comment-187.130.75.27-20170808223338

So there was this coven all any game

D1 Everyone : " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " (that was my fault in the lobby)

D2: Z - "Help I was poisoned last night !!!"

Ritual Curse was killed last night. They were bitten by a vampire. Their role was Poisoner

Ok, everyone is like, oh a vamp found a coven, good job .( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

D3 Z died from poison.

CheeseLord was killed last Night, They were bitten by a vampire

Thier role was Coven Leader.

By this point people are like "lol poor vampire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " (yeah we weren't very progressive)

D4 : WearTheWolf was killed last night. They were bitten by a VAMPIRE!!!!

Their role was Hexmaster

By this point town is going nuts. Some people are Saying "LORD PRAISE THE HOLY VAMPIRE"

Others like me are laughing at the poor vampire's bad luck.

D5: CatcakesG was killed last night THEY WERE BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE!!!!

Thier role was NECROMANCER!!!!

People were going MENTAL

I was the mafioso in that game with my consig friend as the only other maf.

N6 "you have decided to attack Pron Jhoctor" ....

"You were mauled by a Werewolf"

D7 Turns out There was a Secret Werewolf. - Aaand the vampire had tried to bite him as well as me trying to kill him.

We found a will next to James Russell body

James Russel the Vampire N1 I am Hungry for Ritual Curse

N2 I am Hungry for CheeseLord N3 I am Hungry for WearTheWolf

I am destroying this coven single handedly lol :P

N4 I am Hungry for CatCakesG Tarnation, this is not going well for vamps

N5 I am Hungry for NotAnArso -_- They were immune

N6 I am Hungry for Pron Jhoctor

It also turns out my consigliere was shot by a vigilante who decided YOLO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) In his own words.

Then, we had this jester dude who said that

"pron Jhoctor Is a WW!! I am a lookout and GoodSir plus James Russel visited him last night and now they're dead !!"

In a bad Jester play to get him lynched.

People's responses were "HANG THE WEREWOLF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " "But they're obviously a Jester "

"WHO GIVES A gee golly WHETHER THEY'RE THE SERIAL KILLER (yes we also had one of those) LYNCH THE WERE WOLF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

So they lynched him and he turned out to be a Werewolf.

It also turned out that NotAnArso was an Arsonist and BadSir (in response to my name GoodSir) was the Serial Killer.

This is the Story (of ballamory) of how town won by posting       ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  thanks to one very unlucky Vampire