Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32994909-20180521153228

Low ELO Player: So, what goes down in ranked?

Jailor: Well, my niave friend...

trumpet sounds

I claim on the first day, and... askkkk for help!

Town Protective on the Jailor!

Then the Lookout gives me a shout of who the... protectorssss are!

Who the protectors are!

And we roll them in position in a... TP chain!

TP chain!

The Escort role blocks me to... confirmmmm herself!

Or himself!

And the Spy checks if... she's legit!

Checks if she's legit!

Then we vote for roll on everyone's asses!

Everyone must claim!

We'll never miss a claim!

He'll never miss a claim!

But expect that when you claim you'll probably get on stand anyway!

Just so you can claim agaaaaaaiiiin!

If... there's... an Arsonist in-game, he'll suicide into me!

Suicide into that Bodyguard!

He hopes there's no Bodyguard, but.... doesn'ttt really care!

He's already given up hope!

Neutral Killing doesn't win in Ranked games!

Or the Werewolf will attack me and kill.... all my protection!

If they forgot to TP chain!

So if your Mafia, you might as well... leave Day 1!

All evils may as well leave Day 1! 