Board Thread:Funsies and Randomies/@comment-33521817-20191106133931/@comment-39067078-20191106213235

dumb continuation by me:

"E41 contains alarming levels of Iridium, deeming the surrounding area uninhabitable. This is not just the case; it is leaking many gases into the ground, causing the world to become a star-like entity in what scientists argue may be 3-5 years."

"Breaking News - Yesterday, we informed you of E41's crash and invitable demise of the world. Unfortunately, the gas is displacing the crust, causing the Earth to become a giant feline. The sun cat is now."