Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-39432771-20190529135218/@comment-38045493-20190615164432

At least you still have filter on.

Alexis died last night. He was shot by a vigilante. He was also shot by a veteran. He was also killed by a member of the mafia. He was also ambushed by the ambusher. He was also killed by the bodyguard. He was also killed by the crusader. He was also turned to stone by medusa. He was also bitten by the vampire. He was also killed by a serial killer. He was also mauled by a werewolf. He was also incinerated by the arsonist. He was also drained by the coven leader. He was also staked by the vampire hunter. He was also plundered by the pirate. He was also obilerated by the pestilence, horseman of the apocalypse. He was also killed by the potion master. He was also hexed by the hex master. He was also killed by the necromancer's ghoul. He also died from the guilt over lynching a jester. He was also killed by a trap. He was also executed by the jailor. He was also poisoned by the poisoner. He was also apparently commited suicide. He also died from guilt. Unfortunately, Alexis have no guardian angel.