Board Thread:Townie of the Month/@comment-33007077-20170501100403/@comment-25615841-20170503073553


 * -; I'm used to calling everyone male. And I'm pretty sure god xan be used for females too

either way, I have this for when someone says John

×Inhale×  PREPARE FOR LORD ALMIGHTY ZEUS' THUNDERBOLT UP YOUR ASS, SON. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. DONT CALL ME JOHN, BY THAT HUMILIATING FUCKING CURSE OF A NAME, WHICH I SPECIFICALLY TELL EVERYONE NOT TO SAY, YOU LONG STRING OF EXCREMENTS. IT IS CLEARLY LABELLED, RIGHT THERE, I FRONT OF YOUR LAZY ASS BLIND EYES, TO NOT UTTER, NOT EVEN THINK OF PRONOUNCING THAT DISEASE OF A USERNAME. THY SHALL CALL ME YOUR MAJESTY, LORD OR SIMPLY RUBIK. OR RUBRUB. ONE MORE TIME, DONT YOU LET YOUR MASSIVE MOUTH ONE SLIP THAT'S WORD YOU PIECE OF CRAP. ×exhales×