Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-109.145.185.141-20180218214703/@comment-32994909-20180223184722

TheOneCloudMan facepalmed so hard that the Role Ideas Forum trembled.

He grabbed BlobbleTheDobble and Tinylad by the collars and pulled them towards him. He was taller so he looked very intimidating.

'Listen here you good-for-nothing trouble makers. I CREATED this wiki. I may have been an anon outside the wikia, but the only time I was an anon was the TWO MINUTES WHILST I WAS CREATING MY FUCKING ACCOUNT.'

He threw them both down onto the floor in a fit of rage.

'Now, you both listen to me. I've tried for years to turn anons into accounters, I made a snappy username: 'TheOneCloudMan' to show users it's not even that hard to create a username. I even had no profile picture so it would be easier for them. But did they listen? NO. Edventually I decided I needed a plan. So I programmed a function which would bring me back to life when the amount of anons went over a certain limit. Then people will finally take me seriously and understand why my ANONAPHOBIA is reasonable.'

'Now.'

He picked up his HUGE golden staff. 'I have been pushed over the limit. I am going to ban every dirty anon I see, and if anyone even SAYS anything their defence, I'll ban you to. WHO'S WITH ME?!'

Jamal: Muffled Screaming

TheOneCloudMan: Sigh. Alright, Jamal, you're unbanned. Now WHO'S WITH ME?!

Jamal: ME!

TheOneCloudMan: WHO ELSE IS WITH ME?

Jamal: I AM I AM!

TheOneCloudMan: WHO ELSE EXCEPT FOR JAMAL IS WITH ME?!