Board Thread:Ask Questions/@comment-28092296-20180408165115/@comment-32942597-20180409011612

From the pirate page

If your plundering fails, you will receive one of the following messages: Avast! Yer scimitar's slash be stopped by chainmail. Ye lost th' duel! (Scimitar vs Chainmail) Arr! Yer scimitar's slash be belayed by th' bilge rat's backpedal. Ye lost! (Scimitar vs Backpedal) Shiver me timbers! Th' scallywag sidestepped yer rapier. Ye lost th' duel! (Rapier vs Sidestep) Blimey! Th' rapscallion backpedaled away from yer rapier. Ye lost th' duel! (Rapier vs Backpedal) Sink Me! Th' bilge swiller dodged yer shot. Ye lost th' duel! (Pistol vs Sidestep) Blow me down! The sorry sea dogs chain mail stopped yer shot. Ye lost th' duel! (Pistol vs Chainmail) If your plundering succeeds, you will receive one of the following messages instead: Yo ho ho! Th' sluggard's backpedal be nah enough to stop yer shot. Ye won! (Pistol vs Backpedal) Yer scimitar's slash could nah be sidestepped by the landlubber. Ye won th' duel! (Scimitar vs Sidestep) Ahoy! Yer rapier skewered th' scurvy seadogs chainmail. Ye won! (Rapier vs Chainmail)