Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-36963837-20190119064449

that was a shit pun

A riddle, for those who are brave enough to solve it.

A man walks out onto the plains, with a backpack and water canister accompanied. He hops down a slight hill, over a few rocks, leaps over a trickling stream, and takes the backpack off his shoulders. Lied upon the ground, he unzips the pack and reveals a frisbee, boomerang, paddle, tennis ball, and what seems to be a diary. The man also reveals a camera and a tripod. He sets up the photo shoot, and presses the red “start recording” button. Little does he know that the camera is shut off. He speaks at the camera for a few seconds, and writes in his diary, observing the surrounding environment. He appears to be uncomfortable, gnawing on the pencil for comfort. He takes his supplies out and has fun for a bit.

Nearly four hours later his body is found lying at the edge of the bank with a gash across his forehead. The cause of death was blunt-force trauma (to the head). A witness states that there was a bear passing along the trail earlier that day, and a strange hunter wandering the side of the road. The coroner adds that there were signs of cerebral hemorrhage. There was no trace of any intoxicating elements (poisons). investigators noticed all of the “toys” had been scattered about the creek, with the nearest object being twelve meters away. One page in the diary had been recently torn out, officers say. There were traces of lead in their diet. There was also a log the backpack had been placed upon.

What the hell happened? 