Talk:Necromancer/@comment-35010010-20180401184757

I can just imagine the Necromancer using an Escort/Consort's corpse.

Necromancer is using their magic on a dead Escort.

Necromancer: This will never work, but it's my only choice, I guess.

Escort Corpse: Raaah! I am your undead slave! Who shall I target?

Necromancer: Ummmm...target the Bodyguard, I guess.

Escort Corpse: K

A few minutes later...

Escort Corpse: Hey baby, what ya say we have some fun tonight?

Bodyguard: Ooh, I have a thing for zombie chicks! Let's do it!

Necromancer: WTF