Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-33768871-20180508072730

Alignment: Neutral

Abilities: Choose a target with stale meme choices and start raping them with fresh and dank memes.

Attributes: Because of your extreme dankness you deal a massive amount of damage on certain people. Additionaly when you use the power of god and anime, you can role block 14 people at a time at max. Also, using your dankest and freshest dance moves, you can make any wAhmeN salivate over your jUicY dance moves.

Backstory:

When the Spicy Memer was just a small child, he would always go on his favorite website, called baboomboobs.com. There he met very special people and saw these big round things there. People in this thing called the "comment section" would start showing signs of autism and retardedness. The Spicy Memer came across a depressed 57 year old on this website where he was blabbering about his depression and how he wanted to die. The discussion started like this:

Depressed 57 year old: My life has no meaning. My wife has left me. My children have all died. My brother has died. And now I have been diagnosed with aids. I got aids from fucking a body pillow that I cut a hole in with a box cutter. After that I cut my penis off. I surgically implanted helicopter rotors into my back so that I could fly. My back became infected and I have 4 days to live.

Spicy Memer: Lol XD go fucking kill yourself you wrinkly comdom

Depressed 57 year old: excuse me? did you just call me a wrinkly condom?

Spicy Memer: Lol XD yeah ofc I did you fucking potato. I bet your penis is so fucking small that you can sodomize anys

Depressed 57 year old: You remind of my daughter. Naive and a fucking retard.

Spicy Memer: Lol how many tries did it take for you to get circumsized XD that's right probably like 43 times, and that's the amount of times I've fucked your mom, and the amount of feet the diameter of my gigantimus chode is. Even your fugly ass would go gay for my dick.

Depressed 57 year old: Lmao

Depressed 57 year old: I've slit my wrists, I'm gonna die.

Spicy Memer: Lol xd go fucking die no one cares about your small life and your small penis and your small brain and your small hands. You are the essence of all disease and you should go kys already you cancer boi.

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Goal:

Acheive the title of Freshi Dank Spicy Habenero Pepper. Meme all that opposes you. Even disabled bois and WaHmeN. 