Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32994909-20180526193623/@comment-32576568-20180527204312

104.230.36.252 wrote: It could be instead, The chopped your head off!!, The whacked you with a big hammer!!! The destroyed all of your brain cells with a Game of ping - pong! The blasted with the power of the star(s) and a screwdriver!!! The built you a faulty unnatural leg to replace the one you lost! The put you in a cage and sent you down to the dungeon(hell)!!!

That last one slightly offends me, and the second to last one doesn't make sense.