Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-31540897-20181016021212/@comment-25615841-20181101135449

TheInterestedDoge wrote: Back to intense philosophical meaningless questions…

1. What is the meaning of life? '''42? simply to live? idk'''

2. Why is the sky blue? waves bouncing off le atmosphere making the sky blue

3. Why do humans manifest theological ideologies into their societies' molds — if you will — to better comfort themselves and situate their mindsets better, yet abuse their lives and others' on occasion? it's too early in the morning for this ;-;

4. Why do snakes lay eggs? because egs are kyut

5. Why did the chicken cross the road? u're mom gay

6. Why do corporate manufacturers— especially those who produce beverages for enjoyment/stimulant of the mouth and ultimately the brain— include chemical substances that can damage one's physiological state, minutely or widespread? to sell better, and the resason for that depends on the person.

7. Why are there no Gluten Free items at my God damn local grocery store? because gluten is a hoax

8. Why does cultural relevance seperate age groups? because every age group believes they're better than the next

9. How does music stimulate the mind in various way— nvm I have a book on this title pls

10. Why must'nt we nuttt in November? to submit to purity

11. Why are clouds made of sand? because you're smoking weed

12. How did the Universe originate? the big bang lenny

13. How have we, as human beings, come to speculate that we are a highly intelligent species and can construct explanations on almost anything in the known Universe, and even beyond (how are we this f***ing narcissistic)? we don't have anything easily comparable to us?

14. Why is Gob poor? because he spends all his time on wikia

15. What does ToTM provide for someone, if anything? opporunities to be a narcissistic douche?

16. Why am I still making this list at midnight? there is no better time

17. Why does the media portray events, peoples, societies, cultures, hypocrisies, organizations, etc. in bias and frankly strict forms? '''to not change the power hierarchy in place? :thonk:'''

18. Why do I have 27 election ads every 5 minutes when I'm binge-watching You po Tube? because you're not on hentaihaven

19. Are we able to comprehend other life forms' (outside of Earth) directive of communication? Or do they have an unimaginable, uninterpretible distinguishment (those are definitely words) that is impossible for our puny 3 (4?) dimensional minds to comprehend in the slightest? the second.

20. How many people here play an instrument (and enjoy it)? nope help