Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-33601385-20180503224909/@comment-35356104-20180510045856

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"It's better than a Bodyguard!" Sir, how can I contact you? I'll trade my pink uganda PFP for Juggernaut service, sir. Bodyguard won't die targeting themselves