Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-33967403-20180113211059

Role description: You are a tank engine who will try to take others to the grave.

Attack:Unstoppable Defense:Basic (Attackers get a message saying "Did you just try and attack a train? You really are stupid.", and die if they have no defense, then as attack gets stronger, so does defense)

Attributes: Attacks roleblockers, will attack a witch if they try and control the train, also instantly wins pirate duels. Pirate gets a message of  "Argh! Ye be tryin' to attack thar landlubber wagon! Ye be foolish!", and is killed by a train. Lynch immune, as everyone gets a message of "You cannot hang a train, it doesn't even have a neck to begin with!"

Train starts off with basic attack and basic defense, and must attack on a full moon.

1st successful kill: You grow stronger! You attack every night.

2nd kill: People will learn to stay away from the tracks! You gain powerful attack and defense.

3rd kill: They have learned you aren't like Thomas! You rampage through homes, tearing them apart. All wills are torn apart by your wheels!

4th kill: You are a God among men. You are THE PAIN TRAIN! You gain unstoppable attack and Defense! (Everyone gets a message saying "Death's new call is Choo Choo. THE PAIN TRAIN IS ARRIVING INTO THE STATION!)

Goals: Slaughter the humans like the weak prey they are.

Wins with: Survivor/Pirate/Plaguebearer/GA/Amnesiac/Exe/Jester

Must kill: Anything not listed above.

This just came to me randomly, thinking about Thomas the tank engine in TOS.  