User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Town of Salem Randomness: Coven Craziness (Pt. 2)

Sondz: Okay. Love you.

Spicy: What the hell?

Sondz: Uhh...


 * please stand by*

Sondz: Okay. We're gonna need some help

Addfire: ADMIT I'M THE BEST THEN I'LL HELP!

Addfire burrows up from the ground.

Addfire: I'M MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOU! ADMIT IT AND I'M HELPING

Sondz: You don't look superior with that purple blister.

Addfire then notices a purple crack on him

Addfire: Well, you look bad to eat with that purple rash.

Sondz notices a purple blister as well. Then, Sondz slaps Spicy

Sondz: I should've poured milk on you sooner or later.

Addfire: Welp, I'm already know I'm better. Time to go save Ghosty's home

Addfire runs off

Sondz: Oh get your ass back here, you trans fatty

Sondz runs off after Addfire

Spicy: Oh boy

Spicy follows them

Ghosty, Desert, and Playful reach a herb field

Ghosty: So...one of these things should help?

Desert: Try the purple. It's the only thing not covered in poop.

Ghosty: Eh.

Ghosty takes one and rubs it on his blister. It's gone.

Ghosty: Yay. Now, we have a home to save Kid voice: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

Desert: What in?

The kid rams Playful on the ground.

Roger: Name's Roger Troopa. You're on my playground

Ghosty: This looks like a sad place where dogs put their crap

A dog runs up and poops on the ground.

Roger: Don't matter. This is my turf, and you're on it. Pay me or get a socking.

Ghosty: I'm twice you're size. Plus, I have cohorts that won't hesistate to help me. Look, I'm not gonna waste my time fighting school bullies. You may as well let me get on with my day and save my home from terrorists.

Roger: Attackers? WOW! I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THAT! I mean, LIES! Prepare for a knockdown

Roger charges at Ghosty, but Ghosty picks him up and throws him in a bush.

Ghosty: Okay, let's go.

Ghosty helps up Playful and everyone moves along.

Roger: I'll be back. Remember it.

Little did Ghosty, Desert, and Playful know they had another purple blister on their leg.

Random crow: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

Ghosty hits a crow with a throwing star.

Ghosty: God, crows sound a lot worse than I remember.

Ghosty and everyone meets at front.

Addfire: I got this

Addfire becomes a Veteran looking guy

Spicy: You sneak in. We'll provide help

Addfire walks in. He sees Coven and Town going at it.

Addfire: Goddamn, they turned this place into their own fighting ground

Everyone else charges in.

Ghosty: Everyone off now. This is a rescue.

Ghosty blows a whistle. A mass group of Kirbies drag everyone out.

Ghosty: Now that's over with

???: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

A man looking like a doctor from the black death comes down

Plaguebearer: Thanks for bringing the plague everywhere, Spicy.

Spicy: What do you mean

Plaguebearer: While you were at the shooting range, I infected you. And now, since everyone is infected with...uh...

Ghosty: A plague with no symptoms

Plaguebearer: Then, prepare to witness...

Pestilence: THE HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

The Pestilence has a purple aura around him

Ghosty: Dude, your plague has no symptoms whatsoever. The only thing that happened is these purple blisters, which I now noticed

Crow: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!

Ghosty throws another star at it

Ghosty: GODDAMN CROWS!

Pestilence: That's where you're wrong

The Pestilence thrust a magic at everyone. Everyone falls on the floor in hurt

Pestilence: It's Bubonic Plague, too. So have fun suffering a horrible death

Ghosty rubs some purple herbs on him, and jumps up.

Ghosty: I had herbs.

Pestilence: You have friends, but their dead

There is corpses, a potato's skin, and a banana peel.

Ghosty: Let's dance.

Ghosty charges at it with a katana, but that did nothing.

Pestilence: Have you checked my role card

Ghosty: Ahh crap.

Pestilence: Not even you dying again and haunting me kills me.

Ghosty: Afraid of any nooses?

Pestilence: Uhh...

The Pestilence screams like a little girl and runs out. Ghosty then rubs on everyone revival herbs

Sondz: What happened

Ghosty: You and Spicy were about to wed.

Spicy: SONDZ

Sondz: SPICY

They both walk out, hand to hand

Desert: How did they both forget about their dead ship

Ghosty: I also rubbed a dose of amnesiac herbs on them

Addfire: Well, the ship is alive again.

THE END