Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25524244-20180101091125/@comment-29253708-20180101094915

Time for Wiki Mafia roles

Bodyguard: When you protect someone that is attacked you will automatically summon a one time Doctor to give you Invincible defense, and if you are about to kill a Town role you will both stop before killing each other, and shake hands because you’re both awesome

Bulletproof: You have a vest that grants you Invincible defense for all of eternity because you weren’t just preparing for Mafia attacks, you were preparing for the zombie apocalypse

Citizen: You’re so good at scumreading that even before the game starts you automatically know ALL THE EVILS

Crusader: You can crusade the Mafia at night, taking out every Mafia member because you’re awesome and you got the power of God

Detective: When you find someone as not connected you automatically know which one of them is Town if there is one, and you know the roles

Doctor: Whenever someone is attacked you just chuck a medkit at them and BOOM, INVINCIBLE DEFENSE, THEYRE ALIVE

Escort: Roleblock an evildoer at night, and do such a good job that they just straight-up die

Firebrand: Ignite all evildoers on night One

Fisherman: Go fishing during the day. If you catch a fish, it will tell you verbally every single evildoer, and fight off every one of them that tries to kill you, while giving you Invincible defense

Ghost: Just haunt every evildoer. They’ll die because they’re scaredy-cats

Incarcerator: Patrol someone’s house, then when you find an evildoer, just shoot them on the night you detain them because YOURE AN INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN THAT DONT NEED NO MAN

Interviewer: Yeah so you know what everyone is now. It wasn’t hard to tell the difference between a Jailor and a Framer anyway

Investigator: You stole the Consigliere’s magnifying glass which gave you amazing God powers and now you’re OP like him

Lookout: You found that it was so much easier to just follow the person that visited INSIDE the house to see what they would do, then chop them up with an axe if they do anything suspicious

Marshal: You’re so intimidating, why not just stalk a bunch of people? Maybe they’ll eventually commit suicide...

Mayor: Elect yourself, then build a wall to keep the Mafia out of the town FOREVER

Medium: Just take your crystal ball outside and show it to everyone. Maybe they’ll trust you a little more and they can all actually speak to the dead people themselves. Your job is so much easier now!

Milkman: Just give everyone an infinite case of milk. YOU get some milk! And YOU get some milk! EVERYONE GETS SOME MILK!

Psychic: JUST LINK EVERYONE’S MINDS TOGETHER

Rain Dancer: Infinite rain dances. ‘Nuff said

Retributionist: Who said you could only revive one person? “Bob died last night— ooh wait nevermind he’s back.” (Next day) “Dang Not again... Bob’s dead everyone— HAHA JK HE’S HERE” (next next day) “Bob’s dead,” Bob: “Yeah I’m just immortal I guess.”

Sheriff: “Forty cans of gasoline? Must be an Arsonist. Oh boy, I don’t know why that was so hard earlier.”

Spy: Let’s just place bugs on EVERYONE

Tracker: “Hey Spy, can I get some of those bugs? Maybe I can track everyone now.”

Transporter: Oh dang, the person you were trying to protect by transporting them is about to get shot? Ha nope! Let’s un-transport them, then just make the Mafioso kill himself! That’s how it works!

Trapper: Hey, can we just get a Town community service project together to make a bunch of traps so I can protect everyone? Great!

Trauma Patient: Psh, I want to be a Jailor. *grabs gun and moves into Jailor’s house* That was easy!

Vampire Hunter: Just gather everyone together during the day and make them eat garlic. If they don’t, stake ‘em!

Veteran: Just buy a few more shells from the store and... infinite alerts!

Vigilante: (tbh idk what to do here)

Visionary: Visions... tell you everything... that guy shot the Investigator? Yeah, definitely the evil dude in this vision