User:The Jailor

Obvious parody account, inspired by an anon, now TheSheriff1, sock of Microwavelover3000.

Hello, everyone. I'm the Jailor. I keep watch on the Town, drag away people at night, and I get information. I am the judge, jury, and executioner. (Except for the executioner I put in the chair last night. Hehe.)

Don't go touching Microwavelover3000, or I'll be bound to come after ya!