Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34762995-20180319194047/@comment-35010010-20180320203446

"Impossible!" TheSheriff1 exclaimed.

"This is definetely the work of the Illuminati." stated NotBlobble.

TheSheriff1, his assistants, and NotBlobble sprinted into an armored FBI van and took off to a maximum secerity military hangar, filled with crates that contained ancient artifacts, alien technology, and documents regarding the Illuminati.

"I know just what we can use to track down the Illuminati!" said TheSheriff1.

''TheSheriff1 tossed a handful of gunpowder into the air, and the material flew through the air towards a cluster of nearby boxes. He, NotBlobble, and the assistants chased the flying gunpowder, and when they arrived at their destination, TheSheriff1 climbed to the very top of a tower of crates and then sprinkled shotgun shells downward.''

The shotgun shells all traced to one exact crate, which was heavily locked and read "TOP SECRET" when pulled out of the slot of crates it was within.

An assistant then used a crowbar to crack open the box, and within it laid...