Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-33521817-20190325165219

The puppy grows up to be an unsuccessful lawyer

I wish for a puppy that is bulletproof, does not bite or run away or get eaten, does not shed and is immune to poison, does not become a furry randomly, has fur on its body, and tastes like shit. Also it's a canine chad and it grows up to be a successful lawyer