Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-28092296-20180915051310

Roses are Red,

My Name is Dan,

I Have a Gun,

Now Get in my Van.

Violets are Blue,

Roses are Flowers

I'm secretly Spiderman,

I have cool powers.

Roses are Red,

I'm no longer alive,

You ran me over with your Ford F150 and sending pictures of your cool new hip Galaxy 6S plus that really nobody cares about,

Go walk in a bee hive.

Roses are Red,

I have two eyes,

I'm taking heavy fire,

Let me resupply.

ROSES ARE RED

MY NAME IS TIM

HELP I'M DROWNING

I CAN'T SWIM 