Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30231428-20170319062148/@comment-32487879-20170326145648

''A long, long, time ago... there was a yellow, smiley faced child. They were happy, until one day...''

"Ma? Why are we in here?"

"Honey, it's just a doctor's appointment."

"Ma? Why do they have a funny-looking bed?"

"Oh, that's to help those who are troubled grow in height."

"Ma? Where are you going?"

"The bathroom, dearie. Now just wait here with the doctor."

5 minutes later...

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SON?!"

That smiley face, that happiness in their eyes...

''it'd grown. But they too, had fallen victim. They were now the Banana.''

Why does this sound extremely like a role backstory?