User blog:GhostyFlareEruption/Town of Salem Randomness: Coven Craziness (Pt.1)

Ghosty, Spicy, Desert, and Sondz were at Ghosty's castle, relaxing. Ghosty is playing Xbox, Spicy is at a shooting range somewhere, and Sondz and Desert are playing Blackjack, a girl ghost eating popcorn watching.

Desert: Hit or stand

Sondz: Hit

Desert: You drew a King. I win.

Sondz: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Suddenly, the door breaks down. Ghosty pauses his game and Spicy comes out of the range. Are those witches?

Coven Leader: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We're taking over now, peasents. Kneel before the mighty Coven.

Everyone makes a bored expression.

Spicy: I'm so scared I peed my pants.

Poisoner: See, mom. I told you they wouldn't be scared. Aunt already said that they were the best fighters..

Coven Leader: Hush now, Serena. They will now witness the power of stone. Get them, Yuki.

The Medusa takes off her hat, revealing a ton of snakes. Ghosty, Spicy, Desert, and Sondz turn around and use a mirror.

Ghosty: We can still see you and not be stoned.

Coven Leader: That's it. Time for...

Coven Leader: NECROMONICON!

Suddenly, a pirate ship bursts through the entrance. Everyone stares in shook. A pirate jumps out, a parrot on his shoulder.

Pirate: ARRGH! Which one of ye' landlubbers got the booty?

Everyone is confused

Potion Master: They're multiple in this room.

Pirate: No, no, no, lass. Where's ye' treasure?

Coven Leader: Oh it--

Ghosty chucks a bag of rubies at the Coven Leader

Ghosty: --would be this ugly green thing.

The pirate draws a Scimitar.

Pirate: Get yerself ready. We will duel. The loser be goin' to Davy Jone's Locker

Sondz: What's that mean

Ghosty: Death.

The pirate swings at the Coven Leader, but her robe had chainmail inside.

Coven Leader: Time to die.

The Coven Leader takes the necromonicon power, and drains the pirate. The pirate struggles to get up on the floor.

Ghosty: NUU PIRATE DUDE! YOU WERE MY FAVORITE!

Spicy: He's been around for a few second

Ghosty: I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!

Suddenly, a dog barks. Two people come; a knight and a normal person.

Tracker: See? Told you they'd be here

Crusader: Time to give them a nice whopping.

The Crusader draws a sword and starts charging at the Medusa. Medusa uses her hair, though it had no effect on him shutting his eyes. He slices off her head, and grabs it and tries to make the rest of the Coven see. Suddenly, someone in camouflage does a unexpected assassination on the Crusader, slitting his throat with a knife. Another person with a circle in a string moves it in front of the Coven

Hypnotist: Go. Go to the town and destroy all

The Hypnotist slowly backs away and steps on a bear trap

Trapper: Gotcha, bitch

The Trapper then snaps their neck, a girl coming.

Psychic: Is he dead?

Trapper: Yup

Psychic: There's something missing.

Ghosty, Sondz, Spicy, and Desert are gone

Playful was just relaxing at home, playing Resident Evil. Suddenly, Ghosty and Sondz burst in.

Ghosty: FELICIA! HELP!

Desert: COVEN CHICKS AT GHOSTY'S CASTLE

Ghosty: SOME OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL

Desert: WHERE'S YOUR AK?

Playful looked a bit confused.

Ghosty/Desert: THE CASTLE IS UNDER ATTACK!

Playful: Well crap then. You better hurry and save them

Ghosty: How are we gonna go in without being shot with a poison dart, doused in a potion, or drained.

Desert: Well, there's one trick I know. Hey Ghosty, what's that on your arm

Ghosty sees a purple blister

Ghosty: Maybe Playful can treat it once we're done.

Sondz and Spicy run to a lonely spot.

Spicy: At least we're safe

Sondz: Yeah. Jesus Christ, Spicy. Look at your hand

Spicy also had a purple blister

Spicy: It's nothing. Though we should rest up. The Coven are gonna launch a mass assault for all we know.

Sondz: Okay. Love you.

PART ONE END