Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-34703140-20190314091214/@comment-25615841-20190326174253

It runs after you into oncoming traffic but gets distracted :c

I wish for a smol pupper that is bulletproof, does not bite nor run away nor become a meal for any organism, is immune to shedding and toxins/poisons, does not manifest into a furry at random, and has fur upon its body, tasting quasi shit. The good boi is also a canine Chad and grows to be a successful lawyer, and does not spiral into systematic entropy, immune to stabs from any blade or sharp tool. The doggo is also immune to the thoughts and proclamations of Will Smith. It also cannot be commit consumed on as it cannot be commit go down throat. By the way, it can't die and grants its owner immortality