Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30177712-20161125232034/@comment-30154040-20170106013456

Rexanator3000 wrote: DuckGamer123 wrote: Kids think you are the cool old person. Your handshake conveys intellegence, confidence, and minor clamminess. You are freakishly good at thumb wars. Atleast two friends are going to name thier child/goldfish after you. Callers are intimidated by how funny your voicemail message is. Your roommate wants a lock of your hair but is afraid to ask. Cops admire your ability to stay a perfect 3-5 miles above the speed limit. The FBI tapped your phone just to hear the sound of your voice. Your siblings are pissed that your photo is the star of the family mantle.

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