User:ShadowxCookie



Hello, I'm Xxilluminati_hunter_69xX the Janitor. Please visit my website and buy some stuff there please, I'm very poor. I get paid minimum wage ($50/month) Please call me ShadowxCookie and not Xxilluminati_hunter_69xX. Nearly all of this is a joke as I don't want to reveal real info. (yes, I'm insecure so piss off)

Some random stuff that no one will probably care about
When I was born on: 31st February 2014 (yes, I'm 6 years old. )

Most favorite subject: MATH (as you can see above, I'm amazing at it. But for real, it's my favorite subject)

Address: Rúa Iker, 114, Bajos, 91854, El Cerda (Totally didn't use this website >https://getfakedata.com)

Here's all the Mafia roles I arranged (starting with my most favorite to my least favorite): Consigliere, Disguiser, Janitor, Forger, Blackmailer, Framer, Consort, Godfather and Mafioso.

Arranged Neutral roles: Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Bitch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Witch, Jester, Executioner, Vampire, Amnesiac, Arsonist, Survivor, Werewolf and Serial Killer.

Arranged Town roles: Jailor, Investigator, Doctor, Bodyguard, Lookout, Sheriff, Spy, Veteran, Mayor, Retributionist, Vigilante, Vampire Hunter, Escort, Medium and Transporter.

^^^ This is all written before 1.5.9

Least favorite gamemode: Ranked. Reason: Ranked is full of idiots (and AFK wankers). An example: I was in a Ranked game and someone claimed they were doused. Then, 2 smart asses claimed that Arsonists are NE and some wanker claimed that Arsonists were NB. *FACEPALM* Another example: A Werewolf said he was gonna go AFK on D1 and after 6 days, he came back. Nothing that idiotic yet, right? Well, here's where it pisses me off: Fast forward a few days and it came down to me (a Spy), an AFK Vigilante, a Medium, an AFK person (I can't recall said person's role) the Werewolf and a somewhat AFK Godfather (the dead Mafioso said he wasn't AFK although there wasn't any talking in the Mafia chat and he didn't select anyone to kill). The Werewolf killed the ACTIVE Medium and the next day, the SMART Vigilante finally came back and shot me. The day after, the SMART Vigilante committed suicide over guilt and the Godfather attacks the AFK person (which role I still can't recall) and the Werewolf attacks the AFK person, killing said person and the Godfather, giving the Werewolf the win. Another example: Some wanker thought that if you investigate a WW on a full moon night, you'll die. And another example: Some wanker thought that a WW has detection immunity on full moon nights.

Favorite animal: DUCKS

Favorite drink: Bleach.

Favorite food: Doritos.

Favorite drug: WEED, me smoke it everyday of me lief.

Some things that I've done and I'm proud of.
As WW, I was the Any (in Ranked Practice), I didn't attack anyone as I realized the NK was SK and I was the Any. After a few days, it was down to me, the GF, a confirmed Invest and a Vet who claimed Invest. The GF claimed Doc and the Invest said he was BG/GF/Arso so we lynched him. Since it was a full moon night, I attacked the Invest, hoping the Vet who claimed Invest (who I thought was Invest) would investigate the confirmed Invest but he didn't. It was then down to me and the Vet. The Vet claimed to have an alert left and we waited 2 days before I attacked him. Everyone in the chat was saying I was an MLG player and that move was the play of the game (reference to Overwatch). After that round, I joined another round and the theme was MLG theme because everyone was from the last game. I was so damn proud of myself for doing that

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

My statistics that no one will probably care about
Amount of games played (including Ranked): 436.

Amount of games I won: 190. (I'm terrible in the game)

Ranked games played: 61 (bullshit statistics has joined the game) (Ik it's meant to be "bullshit statistics have joined the game" but I want it to seem like a player is joining a game)

Amount of Ranked games won: 22 (bullshit statistics has left the game) (^^^^^)

Elo: 1103. (Mainly due to AFK, gamethrowing and idiotic wankers on my team)

I'm not gonna write all of my statistics as I'll have to update it everyday (and I'm 3lazy5me)

To do list:
 * 1) remember that i can technically bm venera with some *private* info
 * 2) try to get 500 or more edits in december
 * 3) call everyone a wanker
 * 4) get people to make a thread saying they're a wanker
 * 5) not get kicked from the live chat for spamming
 * 6) cheat the system to get more edits (such as editting a few words repeatedly to get edits)
 * 7) get a life