Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-35195751-20190513164741/@comment-35195751-20190515120600

''Gob finds a sweet bulletproof vest in the cornicopia, and decides to put it on right away. Jdnow sees him distracted, grabs a machete and bisects him. Jdnow picks up the bulletproof vest with Gob's torso in it and runs into the woods.''