Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32994909-20180304172402

i am the most best town role, of course the transporteeeer!

just let me get my attributes out, chaos, confusion and fear!

and then i'll get right down to work, i make all evils kill themself!

someone like me is really rare,

i am more OP then jailer!

but sometime the town give me bullshit,

when they always throw a fit,

they say i make whole game non-sensical?

ha! what bunch of jealous pricks!

but i admit sometime i make mistake, OK maybe more than sometime,

when i make sheriff find medium as SK, or make vig shoot themself!

sometime town consider put me in my own alignment, because they so pissed off,

and they will never allow it into ranked, and call it 'Town Choas!'

but of course i know i deserve more,

i am in town support with 3 roles and 1 whore

but she could never role block me, i have no interest to fuck!

i only drink vodka whilst driving, and have sex with my truck!

nobody can tell me what to do, not even a witch,

she think she can control me? ha! instead i make her my bitch!

how to recognise when i am in your game?

it is easy, i have much fame!

just look for when potion master kill medusa, or when godfather kill forger!

when these happen, you know i am in game!

town, town, town, town, townnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

must learn to appreciate me more,

breaking game mechanics? what does that mean? i don't know

it is simple to learn, when two transporters in game

the first to join the lobby,

have priority,

you say this is RNG?

i say it is common sense!

i understand that i am too epic to follow these game rules,

but transporter is the epic role! all other town roles drools,

jailor is overrated, pffft he need town protection for his tender, love and care!

i need not protection, evils can't catch me. i am everywhere!

so when you find magic thing happens and town get so angry, piss their pants,

remember that is work of TRANSPORTER!

they see me rollin' on my wheels,

they hatin' on my skillssssss! 