Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32329805-20180617123403/@comment-35026689-20180617210756

Ok so take the amount of time my laundry takes

L = 1.4 hours = 60 + 24 minutes = 84 minutes in total

and the Amount of apples Bob has = 5 apples

You take the Square root of how long it takes for me to do my laundry in seconds and divide that by the number of apples bob has taking away his body mass index which is 173 centimeters, 74 kilograms and he is male and absolute the answer. Then take the absolute of that function multiplied by E function and take the square of it. Add on the value of 57/369 because why not and take the whole function and raise it to the power of 2/3

X = (E*sqrt(60*84)/(84/1.73^2)+57/369)^2/3

Take the Chain Rule and differentiate it to get

T = (E*sqrt(60*84)/(84/1.73^2)+57/369)

dx/dt = 2/3t^-1/3

dt/dE = (sqrt(60*84)/(84/1.73^2))

dx/dE = 2/3(sqrt(60*84)/(84/1.73^2))^-1/3

this is now a constant now and it turns out to be 0.08785354647

convert this back to seconds multiplied by Bob himself and you get 0.08785354647 * 60 = 5.27121278858 Bobs

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