Talk:Dead: What Now?/@comment-98.208.240.127-20180505012516

I love the idea of a jailor jailing another Jailor

Jailor A: Im hungry, can you let me out of my cell so I can get food?

Jailor B: only if you let me out of my cell first

Jailor A: but I need to be let out to let you out

Jailor B: I see then we have a problem

Arsonist outside: COME ON DIE ALREADY *repeatedly throws matches*

SK: well it was a pleasure doing business with you Jailor but Im afraid I must kill you, stabs, but then the Jailor doesnt die so the SK keeps stabbing him he refuses to die so the SK totally flips out and runs

Jailor A: well being in jail does have its benefits

Jailor B: yeah like starving to death, I havent seen my wife in a week

Jailor A: you have a wife, nice

Consort: your visit failed because your target was in jail

Jailor B: yeah she had a habit with sleeping with me and it was kinda difficult to work around her

Jailor A: but still you have a wife

GodFather alright men you 2

(2 mafiosos): yes sir

GodFather: one of you attack John and the other one attack Neil

(2 mafiosos): yes sir

nothing happened

Jailor A: alright the only way I see us ending this is by killing each other

Jailor B: but the guns are on the rack

Jailor A: damn it all

Jailor B: language

Jailor A: Y'know now I see why the SK likes killing the Jailor so much, we rlly are idiots and rlly annoying

Jailor B: are you siding with the bad guys?

Jailor A: no Im siding with my stomach and my stomach says I havent seen the sun in years

Jailor B: its been 2 days

Jailor A: I wonder how town are doing

Jailor B: probably ok

Town: OH GOD WHERE ARE THE JAILORS WE ARE ALL DYING THE AGONY, Arsonist burns 3 houses a SK stabs 20 ppl and the mafiosos go into the town square and shoot up everyone in sight

Jailor A: yeah probably fine

SK: finally I found a game mechanic which let me into this stupid place, now its time for you both to die SK picks up a gun and selects execute, game mechanics read it as the SK being in jail SK dies

Jailor B: well that happened

Jailor A: who cares about that he dropped the gun

Jailor B: GRAB IT

Jailor A: on it

Jailor B: WE CAN FINALLY BREAK OUT OF HERE

Jailor A: selects execute to shoot the gate, game reads the Jailor as being in Jail, Jailor dies

Jailor B: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

Jailor B: wakes up in his house steps outside blinking looks around walks outside, then gets shot by the mafia burned by the arsonist and mauled by the werewolf

Doctor: well not even gonna bother healing that one,

Doctor: *heals Jailor A*

Jailor A: Im Im alive

Doctor: what happened

Jailor A: this

Jailor A: grabs doc's syringe and stabs the doc, then grabs the docs knives

AND THUS THE SERIAL KILLER WAS BORN

Jailor A: (committed suicide, left the game)

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