Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27575896-20170808220910/@comment-25615841-20170815181108

ZedKiller13 wrote: I am taking John's wrath head on.

I want to see what John is made of. (Disclaimer: none of this is meant personally and/or seriously so calm the fuck down and don't sue me)

×Inhale×

 PREPARE FOR LORD ALMIGHTY ZEUS' THUNDERBOLT UP YOUR ASS, SON.

'''DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. DONT CALL ME JOHN, BY THAT HUMILIATING FUCKING CURSE OF A NAME, WHICH I SPECIFICALLY TELL EVERYONE NOT TO SAY, YOU LONG STRING OF EXCREMENTS. IT IS CLEARLY LABELLED, RIGHT THERE, I FRONT OF YOUR LAZY ASS BLIND EYES, TO NOT UTTER, NOT EVEN THINK OF PRONOUNCING THAT DISEASE OF A USERNAME. THY SHALL CALL ME YOUR MAJESTY, LORD OR SIMPLY RUBIK. OR RUBRUB. ONE MORE TIME, DONT YOU LET YOUR MASSIVE MOUTH ONE SLIP THAT'S WORD YOU PIECE OF CRAP.'''

×exhales, before taking another deep inhale*

AND IT DOESNT END THERE MOTHERFOCKER, NOT JUST THE USUAL COPY AND PASTE, YOU ACTUALLY DEAR PRONOUNCING THAT SHIT  T W I C E  YOU DESERVE MULTIPLE FUCKING THUNDERBOLT RIGHT UP YOUR WORTHLESS ASS, WHERE THE ELECTRIC SHOCK GOES RIGHT UP YOUR RECTUM AND GIVE YOU A TATOO, THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY FINALLY TEACH YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN TO THE WORD OF THE CUBE, BECAUSE IF YOU DONT, YOU'LONG FEEL THE FULL WRATH OF LORD RUBIK, AND WILL DI A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH

×done×