Talk:Consort/@comment-109.145.185.141-20180215221938

Why the Consort is rb immune:

*Knock knock*

Consort: *Yawn* Come in. (The one day I do nothing)

Escort: Hey, beautiful, for only 67$ you can have fun with me -

Consort: Er, no, that's, um, my job...

Escort: So you are an escort!

Consort: No. I work for the mafia.

Escort: Oh. I won't remember that probably.

Consort: Why? Because both our names and with 'ort'?

Escort: Yup. This is Salem, after all. Bye!