Board Thread:Off-Topic Posts/@comment-33167183-20180915030839

Here's how mine work:

Has a 66% chance of getting one of the things I want. Has a 33% chance of getting a thing that slows down (ever so slighty). Always gets the 33%.

Has a 50% chance of getting what I want. Has a 50% chance of getting something that slows down (quite alot). Get's the bad 50%

Has a (uhhhh......) Chance of the game doing someone that causes me to slow down. It's a pretty low chance. It happens!

Has (Less than 10%) chance of the game doing something that slows down. It hasn't happened yet, but I guarentee when the good things above happen, it will happen.

LITERALLY HAS A 1% CHANCE of the game going asdfghkioaksldnmcamcamnkfmang,ag. In B4 it happens. 