User blog comment:Venera651/DR THREAD BECAUSE SPECIAL CHARACTERS ARE NOT ALLOWED SMH KMN/@comment-33161724-20161017221908/@comment-33161724-20161018215532

I take him out and check his pulse.

Wait, he's dead?

Hurray!

I go back and check Minecraft.

I say to him "Haha! Got here first! Seriously though, there's something you might want to see."