Board Thread:Role Ideas (Jokes)/@comment-31256456-20190721172354

You are a talented fighter who fights the horrible fires that plague Salem.

Every night, you visit a house. Houses that are visited will be doused with water instead of fire.

These doused houses will remove the gasoline on any houses, and will give basic defence to the person who's being visited.

Then any house you douse will get powerful attack and attack anyone who visits them.

Then anything that you visit if all the houses are doused will be destroyed

Then when you choose to ignite, all the houses that have been doused with water will attract 10 azumarills to all houses and kill the people that you visit, then proceed to turn the town into an aquarium featuring dead townies.

Then if an Arso tries to ignite when all houses are doused with water instead of water, he will attract 100 0000000 volcanions that brutally murder everything in its path.

then the azumarills and volcanions will have a war in which they only spew bubbles at each other. We all know who's going to win, of course, then azumarills will take over the kal tire industry and destroy everyt ing in eats pauth den nu a meiricau tan day dausteroy de hole wourld.

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