It’s been many years since three dangerous criminals have escaped. It all started with RubikJohn’s execution. He was going to be beheaded for the ultimate crime of never being solved. However, the execution was interrupted by TheLastHappyPotato, who brought chaos upon the Forums, many were killed. In the end, Rubik was presumed dead, but the body was never found. In the aftermath, TLHP was put on trial for his crimes and destruction. He was nearly executed many times, but with the help of the Quaccanthrope, he escaped every time. In the end, the only one who got executed was Eggy, the jester, and we are currently unaware of the location of Rubik, TLHP or Quacc.
A long time has passed and the people of the forums have mostly forgotten about these events. However, one day, an anonymous user appears, no one knows where he came from. He reveals himself to be an acolyte of the Thread Retributionist, and member of the early Revive Cult, before the sudden disappearance of his leader. He reminds the town of this failure many years ago, but claims to be able to help the town take back their victory. Before any questions could be asked, the anon raises every soldier that had been lost in the battle, all stronger than before. Now, he had a large crowd around, awaiting anything else he is going to say. Instead, he pulls out a magical map, showing the locations of all three escapees. Then, without warning the anonymous user fades away, never to be seen again...
TLHP and Quacc are on the outskirts of the Milky Way. A duck carrying a potato.
RubikJohn is on a distant planet, still alive, competing in a Gladiator tournament.
Why is no one arresting Sax for the shennanigans he pulled last time
Like Zed I get, power corrupts and all that, and it was bascially Sax's fault anyways, but are we really letting Sax off the hook this easily?
Oh to remember the days when we slaughtered anons in warfare rather than follow than like mindless sheep because they had scapegoats that merely wanted to fly across universes and possibly join the Guardians of the Galaxy
He is a lesser god, almost equal in power to Yami, but would quickly lose a fight against the One
I have the One under my whim, peasant.
Now then. I believe we should continue in the purpose of this thread, yes? Therefore, I have devised plans made specifically to capture each one of these outlaws. These plans align specifically with their way of life and their own powers, and bypass each of their defenses.
You have all been deluded. Why would I bother capturing them if we could instead use our combined power against you heathens?
That seems like a more probable solution, right? I sure think it is.
So no, the “capture” of these people will not be happening. Instead, we will continue our efforts to destroy each and every one of you.
There will be no mercy. The blood-bath is beginning.